The Horny Housewife

breanna36

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OK, I wanna hear how you ladies spice up your housework!! You dont????????????? You should, It goes much faster and is so much more fun.

I'll start: I'm rather petite (125 pounds and only 5' 3") but I buy these extra small control top pantyhose (black is my personal fav) and if my husband & kids are out I wear only the hose while I dust & vacuum!!!!!!!!!

The control hose are extra extra tight & make me all sweaty and horny!!!!!!!!!
 
ok breanna

Let me get this straight, a pretty school teacher that does housework in her pantyhose? You trying to give this old man a heart attack?

Just one question, where do you live and are they hiring mail men there? :)
 
More???????????

Sometimes I use a small buttplug and try to hold it in while doing the work!!!!!!!! The pantyhose help a lot but it still likes to try and wiggle out of my little stinker!!!!!!!! (My hubby's nickname for my butt hole) lol

Cmon & share, guys or gals.

Maybe I'll share a really embarrassing situation from a parent teacher conference. It's gross but makes me hot remembering it.


Bree :heart:
 
Bree,

I normally hate house work, but you make it sound so much more interesting. Hey if you ever need help with your house work, let me know :)

Would love to hear about your conference. :p
 
Another story first

One time my hubby came home early (I had the day off since it was summer vacation- I'm a 7th grade teacher). Anyways he caught me in my sweaty hosiery ( minus the buttplug that time) and we made love with me bent over cleaning the bathtub!!!

In addition to the hose I had a massive amount of vaseline I smeared on my muff and butt ( I love how it slides around while I walk) so he had no problem fucking my little butt!!! In fact he took out a pair of scissors and just made a hole in the hose and cocked me in the butt with the hose still on!!!!!!! I had to finish the cleaning trying to keep his cum inside my rear.

I'm actually going to clean now, I'll tell about it and the parent conference later.

kiss kiss :kiss: :kiss:

Luv Breanna
 
Intrigued

Yeah, I probably could. Weird thing is that I actually have done some pretty gross things in my time.

I really enjoy having men tell me what they would like to do to me (with ALL the nasty messy details). Most times men are too polite.

I like it rough and nasty. You wouldn't know it by seeing me teach a room full of 7th graders though. I keep my adult fantasies and realities at home.

Breanna:heart:

PS: Mr. Monster, tell me what you would do to me...........Lets say I'm wearing black fishnet pantyhose (full, not stockings) high heels and a flimsy bra covering my C cup boobies (not too large but ample!!!!! lol).

I'D REALLY LIKE A STORY WITH ME BEING GANG BANGED (RAPED) BY 20+ DIRTY MEN!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Re: Intrigued

breanna36 said:
Yeah, I probably could. Weird thing is that I actually have done some pretty gross things in my time.

I really enjoy having men tell me what they would like to do to me (with ALL the nasty messy details). Most times men are too polite.

I like it rough and nasty. You wouldn't know it by seeing me teach a room full of 7th graders though. I keep my adult fantasies and realities at home.

Breanna:heart:

PS: Mr. Monster, tell me what you would do to me...........Lets say I'm wearing black fishnet pantyhose (full, not stockings) high heels and a flimsy bra covering my C cup boobies (not too large but ample!!!!! lol).

I'D REALLY LIKE A STORY WITH ME BEING GANG BANGED (RAPED) BY 20+ DIRTY MEN!!!!!!!!!!

WOW,, well I'd like to chew on your nipples and pussy lips for a while then we could fuck!:p
 
As househusband i sometimes start thinking erotic thoughts to help me through the house work.As i seem a novice can anyone suggest ways to add even more spice to the day
 
Checkout Bree

See what stories she has at the start of this thread.


She's fuckin' awsome!!!!!!!!!!

She's one kinky, dirty-minded little fuck-slut of a wife/mom!!!

She e-mailed me once and told me something she did which was really crude. Promised I wouldn't tell so I'm posting anonomously
 
Mr Mom

For the last 9 months I've been a stay-at-home Mr. Mom, when the kids are either at schol or away some where for a while I'll clean house nude, I love the feeling of walking around with nothing on, some times I can even get an erection just from the breeze tickling my shaved cock and balls. I've never tried a butt-plug though.:catgrin:
 
I know what I would like to do to you..and it's all nasty and hard..your ass, pussy and tits would be so sore.
 
Let me tell you something about teachers. THEY'RE WILD!!!!! Yes, EVERYONE! I haven't met one teacher in my life that wasn't to a certain degree. I don't care what kind of teacher. And I'm not saying every teacher is going to immediately beg you to bring all your friends over to satisfy her insatiable appetite! But for some reason, teachers are very sexual. Maybe it's being around the kids that makes them want to procreate?

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Yes, I'm HOT for teacher!:devil:
 
Texas Bad Boy

How right you are.

I have had "relationships" with teachers from when I was 16 till today, age 45.

They are always HOT and Horny and they wanna have sex everywhere.

BREANN, how bout a pic or two?:p
 
Another thing about teachers that's so very attractive is they're almost always sweethearts. I once went home in a drunken stupor with a very beautiful teacher that kind of picked me up because I stood watch over her while she did her thing in the men's restroom at a club! My chivalry turned her on and she kidnapped me! The next morning I awoke to find myself in bed with an extremely beautiful and EXTREMELY well built woman. And yes, we proceeded to have some of the best "thanks for lookin' out for my ass" morning sex you could imagine lol!


It didn't work out but I will never forget her!





%$#@*&^%!@%^*:( :mad: :( :mad:
 
Not just teachers

busybody said:
How right you are.

I have had "relationships" with teachers from when I was 16 till today, age 45.

They are always HOT and Horny and they wanna have sex everywhere.

BREANN, how bout a pic or two?:p


It's not just teachers that get hot and horny. And just what part of NY are you in?
:p :p :p
 
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