The Help Summery Get New Porn Pledge Drive

JazzManJim

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This poor woman has, apparently, worn out her porn collection.

Now I'm not getting into particulars here, but apparently our dear Summery needs hard-wearing, durable, and, above all, kinky as hell porn to satisfy her late-night porn attacks!

This place, above all, should be able to provide help to our needy fellow poster and porn-deprived waif.

So dig deep, folks, and let us know how you can contribute to Summery's Porn Need Fund.

There are a couple rules, though:

No live-action porn. The poor woman is apparently inundated with insane men already. She just needs the old-fashioned two-dimensional televised type of porn.

No kink limits here! I have no idea where her tastes run, so let's push the envelope! Foreign porn! Japanese Tentacle Manga! Four-ways! Eight ways! Nine ways with sheep! Midgets! Jello! With fruit!

Just look into your hearts and your bulging porn collections and help out here. Any donations will be appreciated.

Just remember, it may not be new to you, but to Summery, it'll be an orgasmic breth of fresh air. :)
 
OMG! You are a brat! However, it isn't just a rumor, I am on a mission for some new porn to download. We must have some pervs here, that can send me in the right direction.
Anal sex porn is good!:eek: :D
 
Most of the stuff I have is of the les bean bent.
 
And just so you kow, Summery, the site I sent you has daily archives. They're at the bottom of the page, day by day.

You could pretty much surf there for weeks.

I'll send in water and food. You're going to be there a while, Porn Princess.
 
JazzManJim said:
And just so you kow, Summery, the site I sent you has daily archives. They're at the bottom of the page, day by day.

You could pretty much surf there for weeks.

I'll send in water and food. You're going to be there a while, Porn Princess.

Can I order in a pizza?

My next mission, is a new water-proof vibe!:devil:
 
Hey Summery! www.adamandeve.com has a special where if you buy $17 worht of stuff, you get a bunch of videos free. They look pretty interesting. I ordered something this morning. If you want to do that, PM me and I'll give you the special offer code.
 
i've got some stuff~i need a few minutes to get the links together...i'm getting ready for work.

they're all free and should come without pop ups but i wouldn't click on any of the links to stuff on these pages~get it? clicking on one of the free pictures will open it up into a bigger version.

here's one:

http://www.xxxmpeg.net/Veronica-Vanoza/?1107
 
Wow! Thanks everyone. I am a happy Summery.
Lilminx, I am sending you a PM now.
 
Summery said:
Can I order in a pizza?

My next mission, is a new water-proof vibe!:devil:

If you get the right Pizza Stud, he'll bring a vibe with him!

Considering he knows just where to order one that's waterproof, has three different speeds, and is one of those nifty jelly-type vibes. ;)
 
Oh, and if no one's mentione dit, there's also pornosaurus. You can download lots of porn from kazaa too. I use kazaalite.
 
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