The Hats That We Wear

[Armyvet23]

This thread is for us who would like to share what we have done in our lifetime and get to know each other and share what we have in common. This idea came to me a few years ago when my son asked me what all I have done in my life. I never really thought about it until he asked so here goes.

I have been a cowboy, farmer, soldier, fireman, bus driver, small business owner, insurance agent, friend, husband and the best occupation, Dad.

I come from a very small town so it's easy to have worn many hats in my career.

 

[Sanjeet]

So you were a baby killer? Judging by your name you are most proud of this fact or you are fishing for sympathy because of the cowardice you displayed in the time you spent serving your country.

I wear a samosa shaped hat.

Sanjeet

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm pro baby killing (KILL THEM ALL!) but don't wear hats. Oh at school you had to wear a beret or mantilla for Mass. That's the only time though.

I'd wear a hat made of dead babies.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I once put up a picture of me wearing a hat on BDSM face thread. You could only see quarter of my face and it's someone referred to as the cat on my head . I like hats.

Ha! I hate anything on top of my hair. Won't even put a hood up.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I wore a driver cap in high school, and a black leather fedora in college.

 

[Lancecastor]

I have been a cowboy, farmer, soldier, fireman, bus driver, small business owner, insurance agent, friend, husband and the best occupation, Dad.

Was there much money in being a "friend"?

Or is that code for "male prostitute"?

 

[Jennifer]

I'm pro baby killing (KILL THEM ALL!) but don't wear hats. Oh at school you had to wear a beret or mantilla for Mass. That's the only time though.

I'd wear a hat made of dead babies.

Seconded.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Seconded.

I would position it jauntily with perhaps a leg falling over one eye.

 

[Jennifer]

I would position it jauntily with perhaps a leg falling over one eye.

Omg! I was thinking the same thing!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Apple Picker
Kiln Hanger
Stick Shaker
Primer
Wendy's Grillman
Supply Tech
Chicken Catcher
Air Balance Technician
Sheetmetal Worker
Motorcycle Retail Sales Manager
Glass Tempering Furnace Operator
Urethane Technician
Drywaller
Painter

Black Wool Toques
Black Felt Fedoras

 

[Fata Morgana]

Omg! I was thinking the same thing!

We should take over that fashion show Joan Rivers did. We'd be fucking brilliant.

 

[oggbashan]

I wear a hat, even if some think it is a cake on my head


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[pensivepoet]

I'm addicted to Gilligan's Island so I bought the Skipper's hat on Ebay.
I got it for 17.99 but I'm starting to think it isn't authentic.
I also wear a Park Ranger's hat so I can get into campgrounds for free.

 

[RjThoughts]

I wore a black leather oversized brim Fedora in college, wore it with my black shoes, black socks, black pants, black belt, black Oxford shirt, black tie, black blazer or black full-length coat, and black sunglasses.

Yeah, I was a modern, Neo-Noir character at times in college. The Computer Science major who could throw, who knew the physics behind, and could hit a curveball. The CompSci major with 3 varsity letters plus a club acknowledgement.

Oh, you mean as in jobs....

 

[oggbashan]

Some other hats I have worn...

An incomplete listing:



http://www.scout-and-guide-shop.co.uk/acatalog/101550-air-scout-beret.jpg

http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mWLV7vmfYfwjwImDHqhduRg.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BZEIbhGcL._SL200_SY260_CR0,0,200,260_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4187jujUiBL._SY445_.jpg

http://onlinemilitaria.com/images/aruba_hat.jpg

http://www.hatcentre.co.uk/images/WebDralonNarGrey.png

http://www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/01/fezhat.jpg

https://static-secure.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/10/6/1286387775375/Black-bowler-hat-006.jpg

http://www.jamesbondlifestyle.com/sites/default/files/styles/fancybox_popup/public/images/product/cl006-lock-co-hat-license-to-kill.jpg?itok=Lsx9jO00

http://www.baymro.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/safety-helmet-white.jpg

 

[Armyvet23]

So you were a baby killer? Judging by your name you are most proud of this fact or you are fishing for sympathy because of the cowardice you displayed in the time you spent serving your country.

I wear a samosa shaped hat.

Sanjeet

Only if they were stupid enough to be holding a weapon.

 

[Lancecastor]

My hat size is 7 3/4 , which is large gourd-sized.

Plus, my head is Charlie Brown round.

So I don't wear many hats.

But I do have a jaunty Ralph Lauren blue plaid drivers hat I like.

http://d2ydh70d4b5xgv.cloudfront.net/images/a/3/polo-ralph-lauren-men-s-driving-cap-newsboy-cabbie-wool-tartan-plaid-s-m-nwt-964da52772070a2837dc0ed19fd46d6e.jpg

 

[Armyvet23]

Was there much money in being a "friend"?

Or is that code for "male prostitute"?

Being a friend wasn't being a male prostitute because I gave it away for free to the ladies.

 

[Lancecastor]

Being a friend wasn't being a male prostitute because I gave it away for free to the ladies.

So more of a whore then.

 

[Armyvet23]

So more of a whore then.

You got it!

 

[Sean]

An incomplete listing:




http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BZEIbhGcL._SL200_SY260_CR0,0,200,260_.jpg

Para?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Only if they were stupid enough to be holding a weapon.

Being a friend wasn't being a male prostitute because I gave it away for free to the ladies.

You got it!

I see you have made the acquaintance of the two most popular ignore list members.

 

[Lancecastor]

I see you have made the acquaintance of the two most popular ignore list members.

Don't be a pansy.

 

[thør]

Was there much money in being a "friend"?

Or is that code for "male prostitute"?

Isn't a warm meal payment enough?