The Happy-Happy Joy-Joy Club...

[Guest]

Just for Dar~

Post all your happy thoughts, your fondest memories, the best things in life, everything that makes you happy.

Any depressing stuff here will get you seriously flogged, thrown in a burlap sack and tossed in a shallow stream.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Dran has 5000 posts.

I stayed up really late and I'm not even tired.

we're going to make some banana bread today

 

[Guest]

Dran has 5000 posts.

I stayed up really late and I'm not even tired.

we're going to make some banana bread today

If I had known I would get bananabana bread for 5000 posts I would have done it sooner.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

If I had known I would get bananabana bread for 5000 posts I would have done it sooner.

if they'd only stop dancing so I could mash them...

 

[impressive]

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be feminine ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computer"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time... they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

(The women won.)

 

[Guest]

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be feminine ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computer"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time... they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

(The women won.)

I'd have called it a tie, deemed it androgenous and said "el la computer".

 

[Sunnie]

Just for Dar~

Post all your happy thoughts, your fondest memories, the best things in life, everything that makes you happy.

Any depressing stuff here will get you seriously flogged, thrown in a burlap sack and tossed in a shallow stream.

^^ Not exactly a deterrent, in my case

 

[impressive]

I'd have called it a tie, deemed it androgenous and said "el la computer".

el-la ... the Spanish use for bisexuality.

 

[Guest]

el-la ... the Spanish use for bisexuality.

Does that mean "VERY" bisexual would be V-el-la?

 

[Honey123]

It's Friday and I'm hour and a half from going home!!

I have a party to go to tomorrow!!

Dar's AV really hot!

 

[carsonshepherd]

my eggplants are almost ready to pick

i just got laid

i have great friends

 

[Honey123]

my eggplants are almost ready to pick

i just got laid

i have great friends

Bragger!

 

[SummerMorning]

My thesis is almost finished

I've an article to write

I'm going on vacation soon

 

[Dar~]

It's Friday and I'm hour and a half from going home!!

I have a party to go to tomorrow!!

Dar's AV really hot!

Thanks . . . VB thought those were my knees!

 

[raphy]

Thanks . . . VB thought those were my knees!

They look much more useful than knees.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Thanks . . . VB thought those were my knees!

uhhh. so did I

 

[Fenikkusu]

I miss Ren and Stimpy.

 

[Dar~]

uhhh. so did I

Well I don't expect you to be terribly interested in breasts.

 

[Stella_Omega]

^^ Not exactly a deterrent, in my case

oooh, Sunnie, you're going to loove one of my stories that is in que!

 

[Guest]

I miss Ren and Stimpy.

That's not a happy thought.

Where'd I put my three ball flail?

 

[Fenikkusu]

That's not a happy thought.

Where'd I put my three ball flail?

Actually it was a happy thought, I remembered not to whiz on the electric fence.

You have three balls? You must walk funny.

 

[Shadowskill Knight]

My younger brother is coming to visit me. I haven't seen him since I moved here for Grad School (some 2 years now). I am looking forward to seeing him.

 

[rikaaim]

Well I don't expect you to be terribly interested in breasts.

Hmmm...I must not be either. I didn't see breats.

What I saw was a close up crotch shot. Hmmm...

Of course thighs giving away to the sweet spot.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I was just spanked!


p.s. Dar, that's it, you must take a full frontal boobie pic for us.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Any depressing stuff here will get you seriously flogged, thrown in a burlap sack and tossed in a shallow stream.

Oh pleeeeeeze don't fling me in that briar patch.