The "Hanns is better than me because" Thread

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

pussy.

 

[BgMma]

Hanns you are just mad because Glam has too much class to fuck you.

Even though you love it, you have to let him go.

Is it called unrequited love, honey. Give it up

 

[Ham Murabi]

Hanns is better than me because I'm just no good at ballet, and he just flies around the stage in his little leotard outfit just like Peter Pan.

 

[HeavyStick]

Fill this shit in, I'll maybe read it tomorrow

I have to go add to my riches and jock some bitches.

Translation:

I'm gonna cheat at monopoly and steal my sister's barbies.

 

[BgMma]

Re: Re: The "Hanns is better than me because" Thread

Translation:

I'm gonna cheat at monopoly and steal my sister's barbies.

*giggle* fuck that....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Ham Murabi]

Hanns is also better than me as a hair stylist.
I've never even tried to cut hair, but there he stands, eight hours every day (in high heels, no less) giving 80-year-old women these fabulous haircuts.

 

[BgMma]

It just occurred to me that we have played just how he wanted us to.

Just FYI.

 

[HeavyStick]

He would say he won regardless.

Better we hijack the thread, then him bump it with his other usernames.

 

[BgMma]

He would say he won regardless.

Better we hijack the thread, then him bump it with his other usernames.

True. So, what would kind of fun shall we have?

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

He would say he won regardless.

Better we hijack the thread, then him bump it with his other usernames.

i know.

he rode the "special" bus to school in the mornings.

 

[Flame]

Let me start you all off


"Hanns is inferior because he is unsuccessful, unintelligent and built like an ugly flourescent huge painted out house"

Hannsie pannsie pudding and pie, kissed
the gals and made them puke and die.

 

[Guest]

You're such an attention whore.

 

[glamorilla]

he just wants attention~his mom was the whore.

 

[glamorilla]

ba da bump

 

[MissTaken]

Hanns reminds me of that fat kid in high school, in the back row in class, sleeping, pulling pig tails and farting in class.

When asked, he would tell you he never did homework and pulled perfect marks. Hmm I think he is still in High School, though!

 

[glamorilla]

morning miss t!

what funny is i actually used to go to high school with a "hannsie schmidt".

he was one of the rich kids. used to come to school in a limo.

stubby boy with a pig nose.

i heard he speedballed a couple of years back.

 

[MissTaken]

I was never so lucky, glamster!

Then, I might add that this high school dude was a virgin forever and didn't know his own address when we got stopped at the border on a class trip

 

[dragonhearted]

If I decide to take a pleasure trip to Kuwait, he would be better at kickin' ass and takin' names

 

[android1966]

Hannsie pannsie pudding and pie, kissed
the gals and made them puke and die.

When the boys came out to play,
Hanns kissed them as well cause he's funny that way.

 

[perks]

He has a better arsenal, well, inanimate arsenal.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

what does 'to speedball' mean?

speedball= half heroin half coke

to speedball= to be high on that mix

 

[Rambrat]

Hanns/4laterer is better then me because it can make fun of everyone without thought. I wish that I was a teenager again so that I could laugh at the lady who fell down and broke her hip....