claude_moveml
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[Star] I think that my biggest fear right now, is definitely getting the Gush.
[Director] As a director I've seen the Gush up close and it's not pretty. The guy just gets locked into an ejaculation that doesn't stop until he's dead.
The first guy that ever was to get it was Dean Dorcy. I've seen the clip. He's doing the snot shot, and suddenly there is this real panic on his face and he just keeps staring down at himself and he's whimpering "oh my god oh my god", and it's like a sad voice freaky clown. He's coming with the tears in his voice, but they are not there. It is bad.
[D] I threw ice on his balls, tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass, but he just kept popping the protein.
It took him three days to die, and all the time he was firing the fuck juice and he was begging to be shot.
[D] A spunk expert explained to me that the whole body just gets consumed in producing semen. You can eat all day and all night but you just can't keep up when you're shooting the moisturizer like a fucked up oil rig.
He was just twenty kilos when he died. That is maybe about as big as two or three squirrels, and when they cremated him they couldn't burn his testicles.
[D] A guy with the Gush is suddenly in big demand for cream scenes all over town. There are special agents for it. If you see a black limo with a flashing light and a siren, chance's are that's a jam wagon with some poor kid in the back, groin going off like a sick snake, Gush agent clutching a supply of dick nappies, trying to cram in as many jobs as possible before the spunk turns red.
Yeah, it goes red and then it turns black, and that is when you better watch that you're not piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress. No, but it's not funny at all, in the reality perception there is this tragic, and that is where it is. That's why I'm am doing only soft-cock porn now, this things where you just push it in with your thumb or a winklepoker, and it is flaccid.
[D] A lot of guys are going invertebrate now, it's not easy to keep jelly when you're in a woman.
It's not much fun soft-cock. It's like trying to tighten up a screw with a maggot, and keeping like that in a sexy twat, that is very tricky. But I guess in the end it is beating squirting up your squit to death.
-- Chris Morris, Blue Jam series 2 episode 4
[Director] As a director I've seen the Gush up close and it's not pretty. The guy just gets locked into an ejaculation that doesn't stop until he's dead.
[D] I threw ice on his balls, tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass, but he just kept popping the protein.
[D] A spunk expert explained to me that the whole body just gets consumed in producing semen. You can eat all day and all night but you just can't keep up when you're shooting the moisturizer like a fucked up oil rig.
[D] A guy with the Gush is suddenly in big demand for cream scenes all over town. There are special agents for it. If you see a black limo with a flashing light and a siren, chance's are that's a jam wagon with some poor kid in the back, groin going off like a sick snake, Gush agent clutching a supply of dick nappies, trying to cram in as many jobs as possible before the spunk turns red.
[D] A lot of guys are going invertebrate now, it's not easy to keep jelly when you're in a woman.
-- Chris Morris, Blue Jam series 2 episode 4
