The Gross, Gross Man

[amelia]

he keeps looking at me with his groping, watching eyeballs:
gross!
we women, we are supposed to just drop our eyes and be quiet.
just don't look at the gross, gross man and hope he quits ogling.

believe it or not, i want to flip him the bird ya know?

but i don't, cuz we women don't.

once i gave the finger to a bunch of construction dudes,
but they were yelling really bad stuff about my "cookie."
it just got 'em all riled up, and then they yelled, "dyke!"
and i had PMS so i cried all the way home.

gross, gross man still gawking as i sit here writing...
what's he thinking?
"gee, maybe i'll invite him up to my sex den and he can fondle my boobies..."
yeah, right!

stupid gross man, quit staring!

gosh, he just won't let up.
it makes me feel really uncomfortable
i wish i could just crawl under a rock!
'cuz we women are supposed to just feel bad about ourselves:
like we're doing something wrong.
i'm not!
i swear!
being "we women" sucks!
fuck you!

Bif Naked

 

[EarthWind]

lol

i thought u were talking about someone looking at YOU! I was gonna tell you to go ahead and flip him one! Lol


cool poem tho

 

[sabbathstorm]

She does some interesting poetry

 

[Lancecastor]

I've heard Bif live a couple of times. I think she's great.

 

[sabbathstorm]

I have yet to see her live. Last time she was here I was working and couldn't get to the concert.

 

[perks]

hi bedilia. I miss you.

 

[amelia]

hi! i miss you too

 

[Ms_Lilith]

That is SUCH a good poem. I love her poetry.

And she's fantastic live. She comes and performs at my university all the time (she likes us Vikes).

She's really friendly too. I've met her a few times, and spoken with her (not at length, but for 15 mins or so). And lives just down the street from where my ex lives, so when he and I were together, we used to see her walking her dogs all the time. She's really real, y'know.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I like when men ogle me. When I catch them staring at my breasts, my nipples harden involuntarily. It's embarrassing, really.

 

[perks]

hi! i miss you too

YAY.

It's nice to see you.

Ever notice no one ever writes a poem about a gross gross ogling woman?

 

[Eumenides]

That was gross.

I liked it muchly.

 

[Monazwx]

Never heard of her, but judging from this, I think I like her work.

 

[amelia]

good observation, fellow hoe knee.

 

[perks]

I wanna write a poem about Ume and bedilia ogling me. It won't have anything to do with gross, though.

 

[amelia]

yes..please do.


i'd love to read it...b/c it's true.

 

[Eumenides]

I'd dig it. Perky...go look under the mistletoe.

 

[Saint Peter]

Easy now. Construction workers need lovin too, ya know. Sure we make wolf whistles and small cooter comments. How else can we get you all to look our way...













...so we can check out your tits?

 

[amelia]

i have nothing against construction workers.

they are good medicine on a low self esteem day.

 

[Saint Peter]

i have nothing against construction workers.

they are good medicine on a low self esteem day.

Uh, thanks.

I think.

 

[Monazwx]

Shouldn't construction workers be WORKING?!
Instead of ogling the ladies?

I'd like to see the ta-tas as well please.

 

[perks]

I only like construction workers when they're sweaty.

 

[Ginny]

lmao....oh amelia...i was reading it thinking.....omg......poor amelia....picturing you at your apartment...somehow your window facing so folks could see you....this really gooby guy standing there drooling.....as you muttered away....typing your post....

whew...i'm glad there's not a gross guy there...gross guys give me the willies......