The Grocery Store pickup...

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Have you ever tried it? What about other "random meetings"? How do you do it? Has it ever worked?

Ok, so I have a company picnic to go to this afternoon. It's a potluck thing so I had to go grab some groceries (which are now cooking while I type this..)

I walk into the store and start wandering the isles. A very attractive woman is wandering the isles in the opposite direction from me. We're on the same end of the store but criss-crossing on the isles.

In isle 3 we pass and smile with momentary eye contact.
In isle 4 we both pass again and grin. <rings on her thumb and forefinger but no engagement ring or wedding band!>
In isle 5 she does the hair flip and giggles as we pass. <verra cute smile!>
In isle 6 I catch her checking out my ass as I pass her <I caught her because I had turned around to check out hers at the same time>
In isle 7 she says "Fancy meeting you here!" and laughs. <I laugh back of course>
In isle 8 she winks, smiles and licks her lips like she's slightly embarrassed.

So we both end up at the registers at about the same time. I, of course, choose the register right along side hers. Then the thought dawns on me that in about 3 minutes she'll be gone and who knows if I'll ever run into her again. My cashier is a little faster than hers and I have less stuff so I delay for a few seconds.

As soon as her cashier hands her her reciept I walk over, take it from her hand and scribble my name and phone number on the back, hand it back to her and tell her to call me. Her eyes opened wide and she smiles.

I walk out totally freaked. I've NEVER done anything like that before.

So ummm.. Whaddya think? What are the odds I get a call? 50/50? Was there something else I could/should have done? Has anyone else ever done anything like this? Ladies, has anything like that ever happened to you? If so, what did you do?

(Sorry if I delay in responding here! I do have the picnic in a few hours!)
 
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Way to go, dude! I like your style....and I hope she calls you.
 
I bet your odds are better than 50-50. And that was a great approach. You were up front about your interest, but have allowed her to make the next move.
 
ma_guy said:
Have you ever tried it? What about other "random meetings"? How do you do it? Has it ever worked?

Ok, so I have a company picnic to go to this afternoon. It's a potluck thing so I had to go grab some groceries (which are now cooking while I type this..)

I walk into the store and start wandering the isles. A very attractive woman is wandering the isles in the opposite direction from me. We're on the same end of the store but criss-crossing on the isles.

In isle 3 we pass and smile with momentary eye contact.
In isle 4 we both pass again and grin. <rings on her thumb and forefinger but no engagement ring or wedding band!>
In isle 5 she does the hair flip and giggles as we pass. <verra cute smile!>
In isle 6 I catch her checking out my ass as I pass her <I caught her because I had turned around to check out hers at the same time>
In isle 7 she says "Fancy meeting you here!" and laughs. <I laugh back of course>
In isle 8 she winks, smiles and licks her lips like she's slightly embarrassed.

So we both end up at the registers at about the same time. I, of course, choose the register right along side hers. Then the thought dawns on me that in about 3 minutes she'll be gone and who knows if I'll ever run into her again. My cashier is a little faster than hers and I have less stuff so I delay for a few seconds.

As soon as her cashier hands her her reciept I walk over, take it from her hand and scribble my name and phone number on the back, hand it back to her and tell her to call me. Her eyes opened wide and she smiles.

I walk out totally freaked. I've NEVER done anything like that before.

So ummm.. Whaddya think? What are the odds I get a call? 50/50? Was there something else I could/should have done? Has anyone else ever done anything like this? Ladies, has anything like that ever happened to you? If so, what did you do?

(Sorry if I delay in responding here! I do have the picnic in a few hours!)

Bravo!!!!! :D I love it!
Something tells me she will call.......;) :rose:

I have neva done anything like this, I just can't...

I have recently found myself driving along and noticing someone, and thinking that I'd like to stop and just tell them I think they are just beautiful...and hopping in my car and going my merry way. :) But no.
 
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intrigued said:


I have recently found myself driving along and noticing someone, and thinking that I'd like to stop and just tell them I think they are just beautiful...and hopping in my car and going my merry way. :) But no.

This is great fun to do, the reaction has been universally positive :)
 
Thanks for the vote of confidence ladies!

I'm hoping she'll call too but I'm a bit of a nervous wreck over it. I've never been that forward with women and I have NO idea what to say to her if she does call. "So.. Did you get everything you were shopping for??" lol

I'll cross that bridge if/when I get to it I guess.
 
hey neighbor :)

Great thread guy!! Is it your first one? I don't recall seeing another one you may have started.

Ok, here's what I wanna know; which grocery store do you go to?
And btw, I checked out your ass too :p
Give me a call when you get home ;)
 
Re: hey neighbor :)

Originally posted by Naughty n Nice
Great thread guy!! Is it your first one? I don't recall seeing another one you may have started.

Ok, here's what I wanna know; which grocery store do you go to?

I went to the Shop and Save that's about 500 yards from your house!

And btw, I checked out your ass too :p[/B]
:eek:

Give me a call when you get home ;) [/B]
Ok. You should empty your PM box ya know!
 
May she will, may be not. But in both cases, you made her day.
You managed to tell her how pretty she is without a word.
You are great, man.
 
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ma_guy said:


I went to the Shop and Save that's about 500 yards from your house!

:eek:

Ok. You should empty your PM box ya know!

Yes, thank you, it's empty now.

Well sheesh, I need a few things from shop n save....oh, excuse me.......hannafords. Would you let me know next time you go? Maybe you could help me out?
 
scrymettet said:
May she will, may be not. But in both cases, you made her day.
You managed to tell her how pretty she is without a word.
You are great, man.

Yes, he is a great man, and a great friend. We met here in lit, and he lives less then a mile from me. :eek: It's a huge www, but a small world.



And guy, of course i looked at your ass. You're alive and a guy, why wouldn't i?
 
Hey awesome trip to the store! And you probably made her day too! I bet she calls also, her actions sounds like flirting to me.
 
Soblue said:
Hey awesome trip to the store! And you probably made her day too! I bet she calls also, her actions sounds like flirting to me.

Yeah, but you flirt with me all the time and you never call... LMAO
 
Well I would probably call, after I had sweated it out for a few hours or even a day.

What a charming way to indicate your interest and so clever to give her the 'control' over the speed.

Hey, aren't you out of milk? :devil:
 
It must be difficult to walk with balls that big! I'm way way way too shy to attempt anything like that.

Usually I go to the store when it's empty so I don't have to be slowed down by too many people. May have to change that strategy. Usually there's only old people when I'm there.
 
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