The Great Would You Rather Thread.

[Raven_Timothy]

Self retracted post

 

[musicankane]

Just because I am not professionally funny, doesn't mean I can't make jokes. If only professional comedians could tell jokes then there wouldn't be comedians at all because they weren't born professionals.

Besides if you are so clearly against Barker and I why the hell are you still arguing with us. Ever heard of feeding the troll? The more you bitch at us the bigger we become.

Tell you what, hit the ignore button next to our names and you'll never see another fat joke again...from us. Plus you can tell yourself that you beat us because you won't see anything we post ever again.

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Comedians are professionals, practicing an art form.

You are neither of these things.

There is nothing more to address.

Seriously??? It is an art form if done for an audience? Moreover, you again miss my point, which is that the comics prove the vast number of people in society that relate to the truth underlying the very joke and sentiment you want to cry about. I never likened myself to a comedian. Merely an audience member that need not apologize for my attitude in favoring Jennifer Lawrence over Gabby Sidibe.

 

[musicankane]

Here you do have a point to a large extent.

Thank you sir. Look all I am trying to say is that people make fun of shit. It happens and some people laugh at jokes and some people get mad. Either way it is still a joke and taking it so seriously gets nobody anywhere.

For example if I said, "All black guys have huge dicks." The only people offended are the black dudes with little dicks....and their girlfriends maybe.

 

[musicankane]

Seriously??? It is an art form if done for an audience? Moreover, you again miss my point, which is that the comics prove the vast number of people in society that relate to the truth underlying the very joke and sentiment you want to cry about. I never likened myself to a comedian. Merely an audience member that need not apologize for my attitude in favoring Jennifer Lawrence over Gabby Sidibe.

Also I still don't have any fucking idea who that is.

 

[thestruggle]

Because it's not an argument. I'm only going to keep posting when I see you making offensive comments. Do you know how bigoted behavior gets changed? When it's challenged. When it's exposed. We're not talking about a difference of opinion here. We're talking about you oppressing other groups with your jokes. I know you think it's not that way - but it is. Making comments that are "humorous" but are really only discriminating and pointing out the difference of another group - that's bigotry. You're being intolerant. No matter how much you profess you aren't, you are engaging in bigotry.

And wow, not only are you bigoted in matters of size and gender and sexual orientation, you're a racist! It just doesn't end!

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Also I still don't have any fucking idea who that is.

Jennifer Lawrence?!?! She's effing hot. Looks like she works out.

DROPPING THE MIC. PEACE OUT.

 

[musicankane]

Calling me a bigot and racist implies intolerance.

I am not intolerant to anyone's appearance, sexual preference, race, religion, or any of that shit. My only intolerance is stupidity, and this whole idea that a fucking joke cannot be shared on and open adult forum is my intolerance.

And by the way in this entire conversation I have never once called anyone here anything and you have been slapping bigot on me since the get go.

Why don't you go picket South Park studios and spread the words of their I tolerant bigotry since you seem such a fan of labeling motherfuckers.

 

[thestruggle]

The fact that you call "bigot" a label, like it's an insult, is hilarious. What I'm doing is calling you out on oppression. You are now complaining about that, even though you still want to be able to be a bigot. I'll say it again - it's not an opinion. It is wrong. By making jokes about those groups, YOU ARE BEING INTOLERANT. How does this not make sense to you? Are you a woman? Can you tell me that you know what it's like to be regarded as a sexual object and nothing more than that? That you should "calm down" or "take a joke" or even have to hear a man use a rape victim - WHEN YOU'RE A RAPE SURVIVOR - to support his bigotry? To support his misogyny? That making jokes and comparisons about fat girls reminds you that your body type has to stay like it is, exactly 115 fucking pounds otherwise OOPS - someone will make a comparison about it to another woman who didn't ask for it either. Someone, without your permission, uses your likeness to satisfy their requirement for humor. And then they tell you to lighten up, to take a joke, to ignore it, to ignore it FOR THEIR COMFORT - even though you're the one that's been insulted. Jesus Christ.

 

[musicankane]

Can you show me on the bear where the bad man touched you?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh you can fuck right off, asshole. Who the fuck do you think you are?

 

[musicankane]

Winning.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Did you just make up the whole sister story? An attempt to give you license to say whatever the fuck you feel like letting dribble out of the useless hole you call a mouth?

Or is that some bullshit you'd be okay saying to your sister? You think she'd handle that well?

I know it hurts your pride that the little woman can run circles around your useless little arguments, but doubling down on the asshole isn't the way to show what a man you are.

So which is? Lied about your sister? Or do you just like to randomly say things that would damage her to the core of her being, you know, for funsies?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Christ, you're not worth it.

 

[musicankane]

Right now I'd say everything is funsies.

I told that story truthfully and it bounced off your blind rage. Now I have become the cookie monster that feeds on your anger.

Let me know when the tears start to fall I wan t to use them as sprinkles.


(Get all the food references?)

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Right now I'd say everything is funsies.

I told that story truthfully and it bounced off your blind rage. Now I have become the cookie monster that feeds on your rage.

Let me know when the tears start to fall I wa t to use them as sprinkles.


(Get all the food references?)

Oh. You're 15.

 

[musicankane]

Yeah but I'm a grown ass 15.

 

[thestruggle]

No tears here. You're just another bigot trying to use sexual oppression as a way to stay on top. Nothing new here. You're hardly above any rapists. You use the same tools, and you laugh while you do it. Nothing new here, at all.

 

[musicankane]

The internet is pretty new.

 

[Baelnorn]

Oh wow.

http://i.imgur.com/kv0bbqk.jpg

Well, you all heard the fun police. Better move along.

 

[musicankane]

I love u man

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Oh wow.

Musiciankane and CarnavalBarker. Don't let it bother you, this is how they normally act when someone says something they don't like, or don't want to hear.

The truth of the matter is they can yell and scream all they want (And they will) but no one is going to stop you from doing anything unless you violate the literotica rules.

Also I saw no one mentioned the importance of humor as a coping tool? Sure it can be intent on doing harm, or it can be therapeutic and help someone come to terms with horrible situations. The truth is life sucks for a lot of people, you can laugh, or you can cry. I chose laughter. It burns calories.

1. 50,000 I already have wonderful people in my life.
2. Hard question, I hate both Rap and Country but if I had to pick, beat Eminem because that would just be so humorous.
3. Ferrari. I'd sell it. Or maybe I could take the shit box with the super model in it. Who would be worth more on the open market? A ferrari, or a super model? Hmmm currious.
4. An unremarkable life in a world of peace. Glory doesn't come from war, the two ideas are completely parallel. "War is hell"

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I just wasn't to make sure: You are standing up FOR body shaming and sexual orientation shaming?

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Oh wow.

Musiciankane and CarnavalBarker. Don't let it bother you, this is how they normally act when someone says something they don't like, or don't want to hear.

The truth of the matter is they can yell and scream all they want (And they will) but no one is going to stop you from doing anything unless you violate the literotica rules.

Also I saw no one mentioned the importance of humor as a coping tool? Sure it can be intent on doing harm, or it can be therapeutic and help someone come to terms with horrible situations. The truth is life sucks for a lot of people, you can laugh, or you can cry. I chose laughter. It burns calories.

The king himself speaks.
Listen my children and you shall hear the might roar of fucktardary from the king douche himself.
The man, the myth, the sociopath.
Ladies and gentlemen, asskisser extrodinaire, cause he ain't ever the bad guy. He's a victim, poor, poor pitiful him.

Y'all are in amazing company, bigots, oppressor, idiots all.

Would you rather suck each other's dicks or a bag of dicks?
I'll let you hash that out.

 

[CarnivalBarker]

I just wasn't to make sure: You are standing up FOR body shaming and sexual orientation shaming?

I'm for shaming shaming. I think your shaming of everyone is a nagging annoyance that means you are a bigot, so it should stop.

See how I can do it too??? Rhetoric is neat. So are hot girls under 190.