The Grammy's Directive on Women's Apparel

Americans are such 'tards when they censor the nipples and televise the shooting sprees.
 
Girls may not reveal skin or look provocative. Sounds Muslim to me.

Or fundamentalist Christian,
Or Orthodox Jewish,
Or conservative Hindu,
Or the organizers who sponsor a mind-numbingly dull awards show with sagging ratings who are afraid of offending a dwindling audience,
Or anyone who assumes the human body, particularly a woman's body, is somehow intrinsically evil, bad and wrong.

But whatever you need to tell yourself.


Fear, fear, fear.
Hate, hate, hate.
 
Or fundamentalist Christian,
Or Orthodox Jewish,
Or conservative Hindu,
Or the organizers who sponsor a mind-numbingly dull awards show with sagging ratings who are afraid of offending a dwindling audience,
Or anyone who assumes the human body, particularly a woman's body, is somehow intrinsically evil, bad and wrong.

But whatever you need to tell yourself.


Fear, fear, fear.
Hate, hate, hate.


This was pretty much what I had typed out before my browser crashed.
 
Or fundamentalist Christian,
Or Orthodox Jewish,
Or conservative Hindu,
Or the organizers who sponsor a mind-numbingly dull awards show with sagging ratings who are afraid of offending a dwindling audience,
Or anyone who assumes the human body, particularly a woman's body, is somehow intrinsically evil, bad and wrong.

But whatever you need to tell yourself.



Fear, fear, fear.
Hate, hate, hate.

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Who thinks this is a good idea on any level?

While I'm fairly certain this is a lie I'm not really against it. When the only thing anybody remembers about an award show is that someone had a wardrobe malfunction you need to fix something.
 
In a rare moment of sanity, something good actually happens in 21st century America. I commend the Grammy's for this courageous and long overdue move.

What's interesting is that I'm sure they didn't even need to issue a directive on men's apparel as it would never be acceptable for a man to appear at a formal event in a speedo in the first place. What makes some women feel they should flaunt themselves the way they do at inappropriate times?
 
For my next birthday bash, I insist the men wear formal speedos. Or a toga. But not both.
 
In a rare moment of sanity, something good actually happens in 21st century America. I commend the Grammy's for this courageous and long overdue move.

What's interesting is that I'm sure they didn't even need to issue a directive on men's apparel as it would never be acceptable for a man to appear at a formal event in a speedo in the first place. What makes some women feel they should flaunt themselves the way they do at inappropriate times?

absolutely.. women shouldnt be allowed to show their ankles or their faces to anyone outside of their families
 
While I'm fairly certain this is a lie I'm not really against it. When the only thing anybody remembers about an award show is that someone had a wardrobe malfunction you need to fix something.

I remember seeing a news blurb on it.
 
There has always been a dress code for such events. Nobody has ever been allowed to wear an outfit with a logo for a company in competition with the show's sponsors.
 
katy perry's boobs just won a lifetime achievement award.

And my heart. It's a shame she's fucking losers like Russel Brand and that other dude who's name I forgot because his 15 minutes of fame are up.

The Grammys became a joke in 1989 when Jethro Tull beat Metallica in the hard rock/heavy metal category.
 
Jenny from the Block was comical by showcasing her naked leg the whole time. She really took it to another level by mocking Jolie and those in charge of the Grammy's.

Katy Perry and her full, natural boobs, yeah. Too bad John Mayer gets to touch them all the time.
 
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