the gorilla

[WhisperHaven]

Two Gay Guys are walking through a zoo... They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.

The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.

The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, nonstop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by....

When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be ? He hasn't called.... he hasn't written.....

 

[glamorilla]

i've had dates like that.

 

[WhisperHaven]

gorilla sex

Ahhh...there's nothing like some good gorilla sex....

*gazes off wistfully*

 

[BlueSugar]

::giggles:: I made my tea too sugary, and I'm stuck awake at 2 am with an artificial sugar high... but that was entertaining, and must spread the word!

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Quint]

I hate to get all scientific on a funny joke, but gorillas have immensely unproportional penises. (One of these days I'll get the plural for that.) They're like alligators--big and scary until you get 'em in the sack.

It was cute, though.

 

[lark sparrow]

An exceptionally massive gorilla penis would be about 3 inches

Laughs... glad I wasn't the only one who caught that. A little known, obscure fact: The average gorilla penis is about 3 cm. or 1.2 inches in length.

 

[Queersetti]

I hate to get all scientific on a funny joke, but gorillas have immensely unproportional penises. (One of these days I'll get the plural for that.) They're like alligators--big and scary until you get 'em in the sack.

It was cute, though.

I don't want to mess with whoever did that research!

 

[WhisperHaven]

I hate to get all scientific on a funny joke, but gorillas have immensely unproportional penises. (One of these days I'll get the plural for that.) They're like alligators--big and scary until you get 'em in the sack.

Sounds like this "studly" guy I dated. What a waste of 2" of tumescent flesh.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: An exceptionally massive gorilla penis would be about 3 inches

Laughs... glad I wasn't the only one who caught that. A little known, obscure fact: The average gorilla penis is about 3 cm. or 1.2 inches in length.

Great joke!

Actually, this gorilla penis size thing is something I use sometimes to encourage guys with small dicks. The phrase "Whow... you're hung like a gorilla!" makes them feel good about themselves - until they find out the truth, but by then, we have already parted ways...

 

[lark sparrow]

LOL Svenskaflicka


Now that, is deviant - I like it!