RavenSpirit2k4
Domina della Ombra
- Joined
- Jun 6, 2004
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(I should be writing the story that was requested in the story ideas forum, but I'm not feeling so great today so I think I'll just goof off instead.)
Another gem from the great Akallah! Let's see if we can add some examples of our own, eh?
Good: You made plans to meet your on-line submissive.
Bad: She's might be really late.
Ugly: She's got to see if her mother will let her skip her Girl Scout meeting that day.
Good: You got invited to a play party.
Bad: It's at Dr. Kevorkian's place.
Ugly: You're the guest of honor.
Good: Master is horny and he takes you right there on the kitchen table.
Bad: He breaks a few dishes by sweeping them out of the way.
Ugly: Your parents weren't done eating yet.
Good: You ordered your husband to cross-dress and took him to a straight bar for a humiliation scene.
Bad: He refused to shave his beard.
Ugly: He got asked out and you didn't.
Good: Master bought a new toy.
Bad: It's a 10' long bullwhip.
Ugly: He knows what he's doing, he saw all three Indiana Jones movies.
Good: Your slave likes sex.
Bad: With men in uniform.
Ugly: You live a block away from the military base.
Good: You surprised your Dom by renting a porno flick he hadn't seen.
Bad: It's an amateur production.
Ugly: His mother is the star.
Good: Your girlfriend discovered she's kinky.
Bad: Kinkier than you.
Ugly: Your doberman wants to do it again.
Good: You explain your rules to a potential sub.
Bad: He keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: You found a great pair of nipple clamps.
Bad: In the laundry.
Ugly: In the pocket of your 10-year old son's pants.
Good: Mistress decided to expand your relationship.
Bad: It will now be polyamorous.
Ugly: With your parents.
Good: Your Top wants you to masturbate for him.
Bad: You can't remember where you left your vibrator.
Ugly: Your daughter found a rocket ship for her Barbie doll.
Good: You open the door and greet your Master in the nude.
Bad: He was already home.
Ugly: You weren't.
Good: You've got e-mail.
Bad: It's from your boss.
Ugly: It's a reply to your personal on alt.personals.bondage.
Good: Mistress is exploring her spiritual side.
Bad: She's becoming very religious.
Ugly: She joined a convent.
Good: Great outdoor sex with your Dom.
Bad: Neither of you heard the car pull up.
Ugly: Your uncle arrested him.
Good: Your Domme wants you to take care of her hot pussy now.
Bad: You get a speeding ticket getting to her house.
Ugly: You take Fluffy to the vet.
Good: Mistress calls and asks if you want something hot tonight when she gets home.
Bad: You didn't realize it meant she was ordering Chinese food.
Ugly: The deliveryman got hysterical when you answered the door buck naked.
Good: Master came home for a lunchtime quickie.
Bad: You weren't expecting him.
Ugly: The line was already out the door.
Good: Your absent minded slave remembered to clean the house AND cook dinner.
Bad: Your flogger is missing.
Ugly: The calimari tastes like leather.
(Calimari, ewww. I'd rather eat the flogger!)
Another gem from the great Akallah! Let's see if we can add some examples of our own, eh?
Good: You made plans to meet your on-line submissive.
Bad: She's might be really late.
Ugly: She's got to see if her mother will let her skip her Girl Scout meeting that day.
Good: You got invited to a play party.
Bad: It's at Dr. Kevorkian's place.
Ugly: You're the guest of honor.
Good: Master is horny and he takes you right there on the kitchen table.
Bad: He breaks a few dishes by sweeping them out of the way.
Ugly: Your parents weren't done eating yet.
Good: You ordered your husband to cross-dress and took him to a straight bar for a humiliation scene.
Bad: He refused to shave his beard.
Ugly: He got asked out and you didn't.
Good: Master bought a new toy.
Bad: It's a 10' long bullwhip.
Ugly: He knows what he's doing, he saw all three Indiana Jones movies.
Good: Your slave likes sex.
Bad: With men in uniform.
Ugly: You live a block away from the military base.
Good: You surprised your Dom by renting a porno flick he hadn't seen.
Bad: It's an amateur production.
Ugly: His mother is the star.
Good: Your girlfriend discovered she's kinky.
Bad: Kinkier than you.
Ugly: Your doberman wants to do it again.
Good: You explain your rules to a potential sub.
Bad: He keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: You found a great pair of nipple clamps.
Bad: In the laundry.
Ugly: In the pocket of your 10-year old son's pants.
Good: Mistress decided to expand your relationship.
Bad: It will now be polyamorous.
Ugly: With your parents.
Good: Your Top wants you to masturbate for him.
Bad: You can't remember where you left your vibrator.
Ugly: Your daughter found a rocket ship for her Barbie doll.
Good: You open the door and greet your Master in the nude.
Bad: He was already home.
Ugly: You weren't.
Good: You've got e-mail.
Bad: It's from your boss.
Ugly: It's a reply to your personal on alt.personals.bondage.
Good: Mistress is exploring her spiritual side.
Bad: She's becoming very religious.
Ugly: She joined a convent.
Good: Great outdoor sex with your Dom.
Bad: Neither of you heard the car pull up.
Ugly: Your uncle arrested him.
Good: Your Domme wants you to take care of her hot pussy now.
Bad: You get a speeding ticket getting to her house.
Ugly: You take Fluffy to the vet.
Good: Mistress calls and asks if you want something hot tonight when she gets home.
Bad: You didn't realize it meant she was ordering Chinese food.
Ugly: The deliveryman got hysterical when you answered the door buck naked.
Good: Master came home for a lunchtime quickie.
Bad: You weren't expecting him.
Ugly: The line was already out the door.
Good: Your absent minded slave remembered to clean the house AND cook dinner.
Bad: Your flogger is missing.
Ugly: The calimari tastes like leather.
(Calimari, ewww. I'd rather eat the flogger!)
