The Good Old Naughty Days...

NoJo

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...is the title of a film which has recently come out in the UK. It's the first 'R' rated film to be released in cinemas, which have to temporarily convert themselves into private clubs on viewing nights to get round the censorship laws.

It's a collection of mainly French one-reel hard-core silent porn films from the 1920's , all with the same plot:

Smiling pretty woman wanks, another woman enters, helps her. Pussies and assholes get licked, quickly. Man enters in surprise, licks pussies. Man and second woman lick first woman's clit and nipples, quickly. First woman rides man while licking second woman's ass or clit. Man removes dick from woman, money shot. The end.

In one film a dog performs the oral sex on the woman and the man. That was a little shocking for the audience, who were British and therefore dog lovers.

The final short, however, was diifferent: A brilliant American cartoon called "Buried Treasure" about the adventures of "Eveready Harton" and his massive shlong. Hilarious.

The films were made anonymously and secretly, often on the back of legit films using the cast, crew and equipment.

The films were shown in the waiting rooms of French brothels, as warm-ups for the clients, and as education for the fourteen-year-old boys being taken for their first sexual experience by their young uncles.

Worth seeing for a serious eroticist. I give it two thumbs up, one in the pussy, the other in the ass.
 
Yea, I read about it in the paper about a month ago.

And I know where to get it on the Net. I hope the dude who split the movies into clips didn't do voice-overs.
 
Sub Joe said:
Worth seeing for a serious eroticist. I give it two thumbs up, one in the pussy, the other in the ass.

Jesus. Warn a person to swallow coffee before you blurt out something like that. I scalded my sinuses!

:D

Your R rated films have 75% more body parts than ours. And 100% more participation by dogs.
 
There is something that is so much naughtier about people who did rude things before rudeness was invented. I'd love to see a link Chilled.

Gauche
 
gauchecritic said:
I'd love to see a link Chilled.

Gauche
I can't be for sure off my head, but try going to

www.xxxmoviemart.com and go to its forum. The posters there post movie clips from all sorts of era. Don't worry it's all free.
 
I don't know about those sex ed films. Teenage boys are so gullible! I know one girl - no, not me - who had to explain to her very young boyfriend that contrary to what he had seen in porno movies, not all women are turned on by having a guy's thumb thrust up her ass.

Now if only they'd make a movie where the foreplay included doing the dishes and cleaning the window...
 
What did the poor guy have to do if sticking a thumb up her ass didn't do it for her? :)rolleyes: )

(sorry, am I hijacking this thread? I had a quick look for the film, but couldn't find it. Jo - which cinemas show it? I'm a bit ignorant of that kinda stuff in London)
 
Svenskaflicka said:


Now if only they'd make a movie where the foreplay included doing the dishes and cleaning the window...


So real foreplay doesn't include that??? Hell I was tricked:D :devil:

Your friend should have rammed her thumb up his arse to see how he felt about it:devil:



PS: Joe, that's another thing I got wrong then... my young nephew's first sexual experience:devil:
 
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