The funny things kids say

[estevie]

As I checked on my sleeping 3yo last night, I thought how sweet he looks. Then I remembered something...a few weeks ago, my hubby got after him for something, my 3yo says, with a totally serious face, "Daddy, just leave me alone before I beat your ass!"

*looking innocent* I have NO idea where he got that from!

What funny or amazing things have you heard out of the mouths of babes?

 

[miles]

We were watching a movie on tv, and an airplane was in flames, headed straight down.

My daughter (about 7-8 then) stood up and said "Dad, why doesn't he ejaculate."

To this day we don't know where she herad the word.

 

[Basia]

When I was younger, about 3 or 4, I thought it was perfictally fine to call my Gread-Grandfather "Poopie" or "Toilet."

My 4 yearold neice likes to run around screaming "Boomshakalacka"

And my 5 year old neice has created her own language consisting of one word "Shoelay" which translates into "Stincky feet"

 

[miles]

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[Elizabeth]

My stepdaughter really wants me to have another baby. A sister. Another brother (she has 3) is out of the question. She is 8 and has had many "where do babies come from?" conversations with me. After I explained about the sperm and egg, she got very serious. She walked up to her dad and said "Daddy, can't you just give her 1 sperm??!!! I mean it only takes one! Why are you so greedy????" Like the sperm is something that should be gift-wrapped and given to me. No amount of explaining will make her change her mind. Every couple of months we have this conversation. She's so serious, we can't help but laugh.

 

[LedAstray]

Incest!

The four of us were eating at Dairy Queen the other day and my kids were teasing each other about something -- our son is 10 and daughter is 5. Anyway, our son turned to us and said, "I can't believe how incest she is!"

We said, "Incest? What do you mean incest?"

Him: "She talks about it all the time, she's really incest!"

Us laughing hysterically, "I think you mean OBsessed, not incest."

Him: "What does incest mean"

Us still laughing: "It means you love your sister. You really, REALLY love your sister."

Him scratching his head: "Well, I'm incest too then because I love her."

 

[estevie]

omg, LedAstray, that is funny as hell!!!

 

[lovetoread]

I believe the most embarrassing things to happen to me was when my early speaking youngest child,who was breast fed and never had a bottle,would grab my shirt and scream..."I want my booby juice!" Where she learned that at I never knew.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

god i feel so left out! no kids to entertain me!!!

 

[estevie]

Don't feel left out, hon...feel lucky! lol

 

[h-jessi]

lightbulbs!

One morning last week I went to wake my daughter up and before thinking about it I flipped on the light because we were running behind.

She screamed: "Mommy! You put a lightbulb in my eye!"

So cute...

 

[shyybabe]

Embarrassing Moments!

Of course kids are known for life's most embarrassing moments. Since my son seems to have grown up too fast this year, I have learned to curb my activites quite a bit.

I love to suntan nude and have had to start putting on a bathing suit since he and his friends are old enough to notice these things now!

One day at the drugstore, out of nowhere we are standing in line with three men behind us, buying toothpaste and he whips down my teeshirt and hollers "Hey mom you got a wicked tan on your back this afternoon!". I just smiled and blushed furiously as they all admired my tan.

 

[beckbabe]

My 3 year old is pretty funny. He says "Ya' Want a piece of me?!?" Every sentence start with "almost, just". . .as in,"I almost just love you."