The funniest AH dweller

[AwkwardlySet]

The topic says it all. I've been a reader and a participant in many threads and there is often some humorous content to be found. There are some good jokes, some funny references and MEMEs, and some people are quite funny in their jabs and personal attacks towards others, as much as I don't really like that part of AH life. One might find the amount of humor surprising, considering the average age of AH people, but I guess AH people aren't really average in other regards (no I am not talking about penis size you dirty bastards!)

Anyway, the name of the game is to nominate one person whom you find the funniest AH participant, by whatever criteria you deem right. I'll start the ball rolling by saying that even though there are a couple of members who could be considered the funniest, I will nominate one who manages to be quite funny even without resorting to dirty jabs.
Yes, that is you, @onehitwanda !

 

[EmilyMiller]

Second vote for @onehitwanda .

But I have a bunch of people tied for the silver medal.

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

But I have a bunch of people tied for the silver medal.

Em

This is not a BDSM thread. Get out of here!

 

[EmilyMiller]

This is not a BDSM thread. Get out of here!

Every thread is a potential BDSM thread, hun .

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Clarification: intentional or unintentional? Might make a difference.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Clarification: intentional or unintentional? Might make a difference.

Anyway, the name of the game is to nominate one person whom you find the funniest AH participant, by whatever criteria you deem right.

 

[lc69hunter]

This thread is funny already

 

[MillieDynamite]

I couldn't possibly pick one, there are so many that are funny as part of who they are, with quick wits, and the courage to post the comments. There are equally as many who, by pure unadulterated stupidity, qualify for the award.

 

[Euphony]

Yes, that is you, @onehitwanda !

Add me to the rolls.

@onehitwanda 's bits are often contextually pitch perfect but the real skill is how hard they hit while being cut to bone with nary an unnecessary word to be found. Craft(wo)manship. For real.

Her comedy is often so good, I fear how much tradgedy and time she experienced to earn it.

 

[Djmac1031]

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

 

[SimonDoom]

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

You're a funny guy.

 

[EmilyMiller]

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Is your Tommy’s surname DeVito?

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

You're a funny guy.

Is your Tommy’s surname DeVito?

Em

And this is why I love AH.

 

[SimonDoom]

And this is why I love AH.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to write smut.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Henry: Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

 

[EmilyMiller]

All normal people are alike in their seriousness. Each of the dozen active members here is funny in their own tragic way.

That’a a bit of a tol story, don’t you think?

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

That’a a bit of a tol story, don’t you think?

Em

Oh dear fuel on the fire with respect to the hypothesis that E McP and I are one and the same.

Let me think of something girlie to write.

Emily in Paris, I like Emily in Paris. Doesn’t get much more girlie than that, surely.

And stop calling me Shirley.

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

All normal people are alike in their seriousness. Each of the dozen active members here is funny in their own tragic way.

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."

Feste, Twelfth Night, Shakespeare.

 

[SimonDoom]

“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” - Euripides, The Bacchae.

"Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself." - Proverbs 26:4.

"I pity the fool."

Mr. T.

 

[EmilyMiller]

"I pity the fool."

Mr. T.

That’s the best fool quote by miles.

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

It's bad enough when he shoots Spider in the foot, but then he has to go kill him. The other guys are mostly upset because then they have to find a way to bury him.

 

[EmilyMiller]

"I pity the fool."

Mr. T.

“A fool and his hunny are soon parted.”

Winnie the Pooh

 

[gunhilltrain]

The topic says it all. I've been a reader and a participant in many threads and there is often some humorous content to be found. There are some good jokes, some funny references and MEMEs, and some people are quite funny in their jabs and personal attacks towards others, as much as I don't really like that part of AH life. One might find the amount of humor surprising, considering the average age of AH people, but I guess AH people aren't really average in other regards (no I am not talking about penis size you dirty bastards!)

Anyway, the name of the game is to nominate one person whom you find the funniest AH participant, by whatever criteria you deem right. I'll start the ball rolling by saying that even though there are a couple of members who could be considered the funniest, I will nominate one who manages to be quite funny even without resorting to dirty jabs.
Yes, that is you, @onehitwanda !

I really try not to use jabs and personal attacks, and if I step on somebody's toes I try to apologize. Exceptions: it's open season on Beandip478 and SimonaDoom.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Run, you fools?!

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I recently learned that in American English, the symbols '?!' are not commonly used to indicate a rhetorical question.

MS Word grammar check always underlines my "?!" as a stylistic error. Americans, eh?!