SEX_VAMPYRE
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The Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000."
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti
explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need
to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he
can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very
confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and
disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to
use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready?)
(Are you sure?
(You're gonna hate me!)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."
COME ON . . . SMILE. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000."
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti
explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need
to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he
can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very
confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and
disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to
use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready?)
(Are you sure?
(You're gonna hate me!)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."
COME ON . . . SMILE. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.
I love this one ... big smiles here 
