The forum member oggbashan reminds me of Obi-Wan Kenobi

[Ticking]

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Obi-Wan Kenobi says to Luke, "Sorry to hear about your parents being killed."

Luke replies, "What? When did this happen?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "Don't you read the newspaper? It was in the obituaries."

 

[MidgetClown]

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Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Starr: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Starr: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

 

[oggbashan]

Nice to be mentioned, but I'm far older than Obi-Wan.

 

[Squibbs]

Nice to be mentioned, but I'm far older than Obi-Wan.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Obi Wan was in his 60's in the '70's and he is now dead.

May the force be with you.

 

[oggbashan]

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Obi Wan was in his 60's in the '70's and he is now dead.

May the force be with you.

But the Israelites killed me in the Old Testament.

 

[kotori]

It's the accent.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

It's the accent.

you think so?

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[Squibbs]

But the Israelites killed me in the Old Testament.

I heard they brought you back in the new testament.

 

[oggbashan]

I heard they brought you back in the new testament.

It must have been a Revelation.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm a fan.

 

[Liar]

Obi-Wan could never rock a cake hat.

 

[McKenna]

Or write tentacle porn.

 

[tactful]

It must have been a Revelation.

Nah, it was that cool outfit with the hat.

 

[oggbashan]

Nah, it was that cool outfit with the hat.

But the black pantyhose kept slipping down. They don't make them in Og sizes, not even as male dancewear.

 

[phrodeau]

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Obi-Wan Kenobi says to Luke, "Your father wanted you to have his light saber, when you were old enough."

Luke, "No shit? Which episode was that?"