The Fool's Corner Bar & Grill

[SweetBlindness]

I just hate it when people make me out to be an ignorant fool.

So, I'm going to tiptoe behind the bar and pour myself a triple shot of tequila. Care to join me? There's chow in the back room, but you might have to cook it on your own if I get too drunk.

Open bar, everyone... Cheers!

 

[whspr]

I just hate it when people make me out to be an ignorant fool.

So, I'm going to tiptoe behind the bar and pour myself a triple shot of tequila. Care to join me? There's chow in the back room, but you might have to cook it on your own if I get too drunk.

Open bar, everyone... Cheers!

I think I might fit in here....care to pour me something tall and
and goes down smoothly?

HERE'S TO THE FOOLS!!

 

[SweetBlindness]

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I think I might fit in here....care to pour me something tall and
and goes down smoothly?

HERE'S TO THE FOOLS!!

Sliding a drink your way. Cheers, whspr, nice to meet you!

Wait a moment, you want something that's tall and goes down smoothly? Do you want a drink or a man?

 

[done_got_old]

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Sliding a drink your way. Cheers, whspr, nice to meet you!

Wait a moment, you want something that's tall and goes down smoothly? Do you want a drink or a man?

If you can order a man here, call me a fool and bring him on.

 

[Missingmeds]

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If you can order a man here, call me a fool and bring him on.

And I am with you done...

 

[~Dream~]

well I dont need to order a man ( already got more than i can handle) But I will take a capt & Coke...Nice place ya have here Sweet..Cheers!!

 

[SweetBlindness]

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If you can order a man here, call me a fool and bring him on.

You crack me up, done_got_old! Can I get you something to drink?

We don't have men on the menu, but if one happens to wander in here I'll be sure he winds up on your plate. Do you want him served hot or cold? Fries on the side?

 

[SweetBlindness]

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And I am with you done...

I wonder if done_got_old would consider sharing. It could be very difficult snagging two men in this place!

 

[SweetBlindness]

well I dont need to order a man ( already got more than i can handle) But I will take a capt & Coke...Nice place ya have here Sweet..Cheers!!

Here you go, ~Dream~! Cheers!

Thank God you don't need a man, I've got two on backorder already!

 

[done_got_old]

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You crack me up, done_got_old! Can I get you something to drink?

We don't have men on the menu, but if one happens to wander in here I'll be sure he winds up on your plate. Do you want him served hot or cold? Fries on the side?

Okay, give me a long-island-iced tea. I'll take the guy plain, no bun and no fries, please.

 

[done_got_old]

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I wonder if done_got_old would consider sharing. It could be very difficult snagging two men in this place!

Me share? Please! I'm too selfish.

 

[SweetBlindness]

Why do women seem to be made fools of so often? We're not ignorant. We most often know what's going on within our own relationships. Is it our nature to believe more strongly in our relationships than men do?

Does placing too much belief in a relationship leave us more vulnerable to failure?

 

[SweetBlindness]

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Okay, give me a long-island-iced tea. I'll take the guy plain, no bun and no fries, please.

One Long Island iced tea, coming up! You want the lo-carb special? Not a problem. I'll serve him on a bed of lettuce, he comes with his own special sauce.

No, you don't have to share. I'm not very keen on that myself.

 

[redrider4u]

hi there sweet......stopping in......nice place ya got here.....

mind if I take a bar stool?

 

[Missingmeds]

I think Sweets,( I hope you don't mind me calling you that), that is because we think that men think like us and would have the same respect for us that we tend to give them.

Like you said, we are not ignorant, we just tend to place trust easier.

 

[done_got_old]

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One Long Island iced tea, coming up! You want the lo-carb special? Not a problem. I'll serve him on a bed of lettuce, he comes with his own special sauce.

No, you don't have to share. I'm not very keen on that myself.

I don't want the low-carb. I want mine served on a bed, lettuce optional!

 

[SweetBlindness]

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I don't want the low-carb. I want mine served on a bed, lettuce optional!

 

[SweetBlindness]

hi there sweet......stopping in......nice place ya got here.....

mind if I take a bar stool?

Grins... you're a man? You'd better watch out or you might end up as today's Blue Plate Special!

 

[SweetBlindness]

I think Sweets,( I hope you don't mind me calling you that), that is because we think that men think like us and would have the same respect for us that we tend to give them.

Like you said, we are not ignorant, we just tend to place trust easier.

I think you hit the nail on the head regarding the issue of respect.

 

[SweetBlindness]

What I Want in a Man

Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet