The first thing you saw when you woke up today…

The asshole and fur on my black cat's butt as she sat down on my eyes. :eek:
 
The asshole and fur on my black cat's butt as she sat down on my eyes. :eek:

Oh yes, how sexy. And she was telling you she is half dead from hunger because you fed that spoiled creature last before a scandalous term of 6 hours, right?

So I guess the first thing you saw was even more the first thing you smelled ...


The first thing I saw when I woke up today was a sunbeam.
 
The fucking bottom, Oh wait that's the floor, I have fallen .... again
 
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