The First Line (writers thread!)

[carsonshepherd]

Quick! what's the first line of your latest masterpiece o'filth?

Mine:

"Think Alexa will fuck me?"

 

[yui]

"The motion of the train is almost like that of a boat."

 

[Celtic Princess]

I was late to class- again.

 

[moonlight elf]

“Damnation! You refused him.”

 

[cantdog]

Sonia Harris laughed. "Embouchure!" she said, and she laughed again.

 

[LadyJeanne]

"Now what?" I had murmured, kissing that warm little spot where his neck meets his shoulder.

 

[cloudy]

"Sherry's hands were slick with sweat, and she surreptiously wiped them on her jeans, and hoped like hell that no one noticed. "

 

[Boota]

"Holy Shit! Did you see the dick on that leprechaun?"

 

[cloudy]

"Holy Shit! Did you see the dick on that leprechaun?"

PMSL!!!!

(that really brings back memories of a very drunk St. Patrick's day, when I discovered I was terrified of leprechauns.....)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"If only the good die young, that crew will live to a hundred."

 

[carsonshepherd]

PMSL!!!!

(that really brings back memories of a very drunk St. Patrick's day, when I discovered I was terrified of leprechauns.....)

*scream*

They're after me lucky charms!

 

[cloudy]

*scream*

They're after me lucky charms!

Okay, I have to tell it now....

We were in a bar in Birmingham...it was crowded as hell, and I was three sheets to the wind, and I knew it.

Apparently, there was a midget, dwarf, whatever the politically correct word is, there dressed as a leprechaun - complete with green suit, beard, skin painted green, etc.

I honestly thought I was seeing things.

When he realized I was staring at him, he came over to me, and I'm sure he thought I'd lost my mind, but he grabbed my hand, was going to kiss it, and I went nuts! I couldn't get away from him fast enough.

My friends never fail to make fun of me on St. Patrick's day.

I still don't like those little fuckers.

 

[Rhys]

We were drunk, and we had this dynamite.

 

[elsol]

She did not know I watched her.


ElSol

 

[Guest]

“Stripes.” I shook my head in disbelief. “She knows I hate stripes.”

 

[English Lady]

Porn. I love it.



(honestly it is.*L*)

 

[fearlessandnaked]

Laughing inwardly as she crosses the street with him she thought "Had she really just picked up a complete stranger, on a streetcorner, with the intention of fucking his brains out?"










Edit for tense ~ it's late here.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Shit, I'm going for Lord Boring on this one, but:

"There is a misunderstanding in the world."



I've had better, really I have. Please don't flog me anywhere...unneccesary.

 

[English Lady]

Shit, I'm going for Lord Boring on this one, but:

"There is a misunderstanding in the world."



I've had better, really I have. Please don't flog me anywhere...unneccesary.

*waves flogger*

 

[herecomestherain]

If I were yours, you'd know how much I love to play at performance and wanton display.

 

[neonlyte]

From my novel set in Norway.

Simon had lost count of days he’d spent walking the town, not that time mattered other than in the propinquity of arrival and departure, it was the circumstance of his being in Bergen that held the power to startle him, and proffered him license for procrastination; in so doing he embraced and shrunk from his current project in almost equal measure like the dieter who cannot stop eating, or a smoker addicted to quitting.

 

[BlackSnake]

Not the latest, but:

Sitting on the bed looking at Shannon, my wife, getting dressed, I had a vision of what it would be like to see another man pounding her sexy ass.

- My Wife Shannon

 

[NoJo]

Currently,

The woman bowed low over the Go Ban. She had lost the game, by a single stone.


but 'twill change in the redrafts.

 

[Guest]

trying something new this go 'round.

"They have spent so much time trying to analyze me here. "

suspence...no sex.. yet, however, im sure itll change.

 

[carsonshepherd]

No sex???? Are you kidding me?