The filthiest lyrics

[Rob_Royale]

I was driving today and The Cult's, Rain came on my Pandora. It's very cool track from the Love album. I was listening to the lyrics and singing along when I realized what the song is about. It's without question an ode to female ejaculation. Love it. Can you think of any other filthy songs? Post up the lyrics for us.

Rain - by The Cult

Hot sticky scenes, you know what I mean
Like a desert sun that burns my skin
I've been waiting for her, for so long
Open the sky and let her come now
Here comes the rain
And here comes the rain
Here she comes again
Here comes the rain
Hot sticky scene, she know what I mean
Like a desert sun that burns my skin (skin, skin)
I've been waiting for her, oh, so long
Open the sky and let her come now
Here comes the rain
And here comes the rain
Here she comes again
Here comes the rain
I love the rain
And I love the rain
Here she comes again
And here comes the rain
Oh, ra-a-ain
The ra-a-ain
Ra-a-ain
Oh, here comes the rain!
I love the rain
Well, I love the rain
Here she comes again
I love the rain
The ra-a-ain
The ra-a-ain

Songwriters: William Henry Duffy / Ian Robert Astbury

 

[StillStunned]

Grace Jones's "Pull Up To The Bumper".

 

[litfan10]

ZZ Tops' "Pearl Necklace" is about male ejaculation on the female after oral sex.
"She was getting bombed and I was getting blown away."
"And that's not jewelry she's talking about - it really didn't cost that much."

 

[ElectricBlue]

Billericay Dickie
Ian Dury (and the Blockeads) from New Boots and Panties

Good evening, I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not've been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I bought a lot of Brandy
When I was courting Sandy
Took eight to make her randy
And all I had was shandy
Another thing with Sandy
What often came in handy
Was passing her a mandy
She didn't half go bandy

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I'd rendez-vous with Janet
Quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet
She wasn't half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it
Her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet
She bruised her pomegranate

Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky
If I ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

You should never hold a candle
If you don't know where it's been
The jackpot is in the handle
On a normal fruit machine
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
Who's their favourite brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
And I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag
Obliging and noblesse
Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
A pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky
I'm Billericay Dicky
And I'm doing very well

Oh golly, oh gosh
Come and lie on the couch
With a nice bit of posh
From Burnham-on-Crouch
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I ain't a slouch
So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
About Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effing thicky
You ask Joyce and Vicky
I'm doing very well

 

[Erozetta]

Hatefuck by The Bravery:

If I put my hands around your wrists, would you fight them?
If I put my fingers in your mouth, would you bite them?
So many things that I would do if I had my way with you

I can keep secrets that I know that you want me
You could dig your nails into my skin and you won't stop me
You could twist and scream into the air but no one can hear you here

Nails by Call Me Karizma:
I want and need your constant evil
Ripping off your top that's see through
Climbing up on top of me
Oh God, you're being far from peaceful
I'ma leave here bruised and bloody
Use me till my use is nothing
You don't wanna leave
So I can tell that you're not used to coming
I feel your nails in my back
Punish me for my past
Like how you're making it last
If you're gonna hurt me, hurt me

Slayer by Bryce Savage:
She said, "Break me like you hate me"
I said, "Slow down, " she said, "Make me"
Yeah, she's a different breed
Her energy is all I need 'cause she know just how to please
She said, "Choke me, touch me like you know me"
Leave the sheets soaking, boy, just grab me like you own me
I'll fall in love for a night and again in the light
Yeah, she's something out a naughty book
I'll be reading twice 'cause I'm addicted
Body got me twisted
God, this girl is gifted like a high vision, vivid, when inside, I can't quit it
Push it right to our limits, feel alive when we're sinning
She got that look up in her eyes
Like a demon waits inside
She looks pretty in the light
But a heathen when it's night, yeah

F U in My Head by Cloudy Jane:
Sorry, I think I zoned out, can you say that again?
I, I, I am stuttering every time that I'm catching your scent
Take me closer, take my clothes off, oh I fantasize
If I'm honest, it's more fun when you can't read my mind
Sometimes I fuck you in my head
I let you touch me when I'm lonely in my bed
I wanna scream, but hold my breath
The kinda thing that you would rather leave unsaid
I got dirty wishes on my mind
But you will never ever know that I
I like to fuck you in my head
You make me scream when there's nobody, just the thought of your body
Do you feel it too? Are you as obsessed?
Give me just a little sign and I'll confess

You Put A Spell on Me by Austin Giorgio:
You put a spell on me
I'm losing my mind
You better stop these things
It's a matter of time
Before I hunt you down
Grab your chin
And kiss your lips
You bring me back
I lay you down
And grab your hips
And we lose all control
And before you know it
I put a spell on you
Now you're mine

Like You Mean It by Steven Rodriguez:
When the horns start playing, and you can't stop shaking
The bloodlust runs to your cheeks
Then your mind starts racing, and your bones start aching
It's time to let him know what you need
Fuck me like you mean it (like you mean it)
Make me believe it (me believe it)
Walk the wire, it's alright
Love me like you need it (like you need it)
'Cause I can feel it (I can feel it)
Take it higher, show me why
Keep my composure
I think it's over
Her cherry lips knock me down
Down, down, down
Take it slower
Getting closer
But then, she lets out a sound
Sound, sound, sound

Lips of a Witch by Austin Giorgio:
Black lace and slow movements
She knew what the hell she was doing
Long days when she was brewing
A potion to make me wanna lose it
Shuts the door and kills the switch
Next thing I know I'm tasting the lips of a witch
A sly look to stay hush (uh-huh)
She knows, she knows how to make your blood rush
Fingertips have gone exploring
Through my trails like a black crow soaring
Cast me down to where she sits
Next thing I know, I'm tasting the lips of a witch
Take a ride on the broom for tonight
Don't go quick
Back it up, back it up, back it up (switch)
Take flight, it's a full moon out tonight
I won't go quick
Back it up, back it up, back it up (witch)
Those lips of a witch (whoa)
Ooh-oh, those lips of a witch
Ooh, lips of a witch
Whoa

Excerpts from some recent songs on my writing playlist.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Cyndi Lauper's anthem of teenage masturbation. See how many referents to masturbation in the video you can spot.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Granny's Advice" is good. Here's an a cappella rendition by the Misbehavin' Maidens.

 

[ICantLeafYou]

A few songs come to mind right away. All of these songs are on my writing playlist.

Warning: This one has flashing lights/images.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Type O Negative, "Wolf Moon":

The 28th day
She'll be bleeding again
And in lupine ways
We'll alleviate the pain
Unholy water
Sanguine addiction
Those silver bullets
A last blood benediction
It is her moon time
When there's iron in the air
A rusted essence
Woman may I know you're there
Unholy water
Sanguine addiction
Those silver bullets
A last blood benediction
Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me
Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me
Don't spill a drop dear
Let me kiss the curse away
Yourself in my mouth
Will you leave me with your taste?
Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me
Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me
Beware
The woods at night
Beware
The Lunar light
So in this gray haze
We'll be meeting again
And on that great day
I will tease you all the same
Unholy water
Sanguine addiction
Those silver bullets
A last blood benediction
Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me
Hey wolf moon
Come cast your spell on me
Beware
The woods at night
Beware
The Lunar light

Umbra et Imago, "Milch" (tr. "Milk"):

Ich will Milch sein, feine zarte Milch
Ich möchte über deinen Körper fließen
Mich sanft über deine Seele gießen
Deinen zarten Teint benetzen
Und mich in deinen Nabel setzen

Ich warte, ich warte, ich warte auf dich
Ich warte, ich warte, ich warte auf dich

Ich will Milch sein, feine zarte Milch
Ich möchte stets nach unten fließen
Ich möchte feucht dein Geheimnis küssen
Auf deinen Füßen Ruhe finden
Und mich um deine Lenden winden

Ich warte, ich warte, ich warte auf dich
Ich warte, ich warte, ich warte auf dich
Ich warte, ich warte, ich warte auf dich
Ich warte, ich warte, immer noch

Ich will Milch sein, eine, die nach Vanille schmeckt
Ich möchte deinen Gaumen spülen
Im Fließen deine Zunge fühlen
Ich würde zart deine Haut verjüngen
Dich bespritzen und in dich dringen

Rough translation:

I want to be milk, soft fine milk
I want to flow over your body
Pour myself softly your soul
Wet your delicate complexion
And come to rest in your navel

I'm waiting, I'm waiting for you
I'm waiting, I'm waiting for you

I want to be milk, soft fine milk
I always want to flow down
I want to kiss your secret wetly
Come to rest on your feet
And wind myself around your loins

I'm waiting, I'm waiting for you
I'm waiting, I'm waiting for you
I'm waiting, I'm waiting for you
I'm waiting, I'm still waiting

I want to be milk, the kind that tastes like vanilla
I want to rinse your palate
In flowing, feel your tongue
I would rejuvenate your skin
Come on you and penetrate you

Die Ärzte, "Geschwisterliebe" (Sibling Love) - not gonna post lyrics here as they'd break site rules.

Lord of the Lost, "Full Metal Whore":

I want it all and I want more
Full Metal, Full Metal Whore
Let's fuck and fight
Make Love, Make War

I have no meaning
I lost three times in a row
Go point and shoot

I chop my arms off right now
And fuck my body to death
Sit on my face, don't let me go!
And let me choke
Baby, learn to swallow
Baby, let it go
Baby, I will follow
Baby, let it go!
I want it all and I want more
Full Metal
Full Metal Whore
Let's fuck and fight
Make Love, Make War
Full Metal
Full Metal Whore

The Pretty Reckless, "Follow Me Down":

Nights avoiding things unholy
Your hand slips across my skin
I go down on you so slowly
Don't confess none of your sins

Have I lost my mind?
Have I lost my mind?

Follow me down to the river
Drink while the water is clean
Follow me down to the river tonight
I'll be down here on my knees
So follow me down to the river
Follow me down through the trees
Follow me down to the river, man
I'll be down here on my knees
I'll be down here on my knees

When you're young you always take what you can get
Even bicycles and sprinklers get you wet
Now I know that there's a different way to die
My body breathes
Heart still beats
But I am not alive

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Marz - In the Mud

Yo I wanna hit it if it's taboo, I do, outside on the avenue
And let the whole world get a view of me slammin' you
In the middle of fifth avenue, we look like kung fu
When we do what we love to do
Unzip me and ride, can you feel me inside
I feel a rush when we touch, yeah, you're doing it right
Bounce to the rhythm, ohh yeah, you my bad girl
Red leather skirt, nipple rings, dragon tattoos
Down for whatever, in a swimming pool, at a barbeque
In full view, we be going boom, boom, boom, boom, dirty, dirty
Tell me how you want it girl, but give it to me, hurry

Like that, yeah, we livin' it, what
We be suckin' on toes, raw dog, uh ha
See I'm lovin' it kinky, bitin' all on your butt
So what's up, now you know, can I get some or what

I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love
I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love

Dirty dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty dirty, ain't nothin' but love, dirty
Dirty dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty dirty, ain't nothin' but love

I love fuckin' all types of bitches
they all delicious, I even asked the lord to help me out
God gave me one Dominican, one Puerto Rican
and one ordinary everyday type of slut with a big round butt
That I could fuck, so legs up, throw 'em up in the air
There ain't no other man like fuckin' the man right here
You can call me T-bone cause I love to bone
My honey's in them little shorts with them cheeks all showin'

All the bad girls shakin' ass and titty, what up
Just throw your legs up in the air like you don't give a fuck
We livin' kinky, straight up, bitin' on your butt
So what's up, now you know, can I get some or what

I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love
I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love

Dirty dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty dirty, ain't nothin' but love
Dirty dirty, dirty, dirty
Dirty dirty, ain't nothin' but love

I'm lookin' for that sweet thang swangin' on my jang-a-lang
I love your tongue ring, make a motherfucker sang
On the sly, you and I sweatin', gettin' wet and
Ice cream on your nipples, should be on the big screen
Sex rated, triple X rated, joy ride, I glide
Deep inside, outside, in the country side
In a waterfall, on a mountain side, raw hide, worldwide
All skin and ginseng, belly ring nibblin'
You ain't innocent suckin' on your finger
Nasty little thang, we can sex so where the ladies at
I got a six pack and some candle wax in the back
Of my cadillac, she said my green backs was an aphrodisiac
I said sit back and relax, don't over react
But when we done, you gon' need ice packs for your ass crack
So I fucked her, dropped her off on the train tracks
Money hungry bitch, push on, don't ever come back

I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love
I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love

I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love
I need a bitch I can fuck in the mud
Swang that thang cause it's never enough
Do you know what it's like riding a thug
Dirty, nasty, it ain't nothing but love

 

[Levorotatory]

The Decemberists "Philomena"

Oh, Philomena, you in a tawdry gown,
Lean to your window, let slip a ribbon down.
A cure to your boredom if only you'd let me go
Down, down down

Long summer days can lead to lazy vices
Boys all at idle, left to their own devices
Open up your linen lap and let me go
Down, down, down

All that I wanted in the world was just to live to see a naked girl
But I found I quickly bored. I wanted more. I wanted more

So I'll be your candle and I'll be your statuette
And I'll be your lashing loop of a leatherette
And dark Philomena, if only you'd let me go
Down, down down

All that I wanted in the world was just to live to see a naked girl
But I found I quickly bored. I wanted more, oh, so much more

So I'll be your candle and I'll be your statuette
And I'll be your lashing loop of a leatherette
And dark Philomena, if only you'd let me go
Down, down down

Go down, down, down
Go down
Go down

 

[Rustyoznail]

Skyhooks - Smut
One of many by them.
Edit: Twisties are a snack. Think of something like a small bag of potato chips/crisps.

===
Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag
Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap
No one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Ooh la la la la la la la la...

Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together

Picture's almost over but still your not quite there
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Ooh la la la la la la la la...

 

[Blind_Justice]

An ode to a very messy tit fuck
Anvil - Butter-Bust Jerky (off " Forged in Fire")

All I need is a lady
With more than average size
She's gotta be a bit crazy
Won't take no compromise
If she can fill a "D" cup
It's good enough to keep me up

Get you down on your backside
I want to see your wares
Gonna mount you for a good ride
Nothing else compares
Takin' one into each hand
Do as I command

Doin' the Butter-Bust Jerky
We're gonna get down and dirty
Doin' the Butter-Bust Jerky
And makin' me feel so good

Dip your fingers in the butter
Spread it all across your chest
In between one another
You know what I like best
Push 'em close together
The tighter the better

Doin' the Butter-Bust Jerky
We're gonna get down and dirty
Doin' the Butter-Bust Jerky
We're gonna get down and dirty
Doin' the Butter-Bust Jerky
And makin' me feel so good

Fun litle detail: On stage, Lips (Anvil's guitar player and singer) often uses a dildo or vibrator during his guitar solo.

 

[THBGato]

Sir Pyscho Sexy by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers always amused/entertained me as a teenager. I think I can remember most of the lyrics even now.

She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch, so very warm,
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Rubbing her up on the black and white
Unzipped that zip, woah that's tight
Swatted her like no swat team can
Turned her cherry pie right into jam

 

[Blind_Justice]

The last thing I expected from barbarian metal makers and self-proclaimed Kings Of Metal Manowar was a song about BDSM.
Pleasure Slave (off "Fighting The World")




She is waiting to kiss my hand
But she will wait for my command
My chains and collar brought her to her knees
She now is free to please
Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live

Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave

Before her surrender she had no life
Now she's a slave, not a wife
Her only sorrow is for women who live with lies
She's taken off her disguise

Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give

Woman, be my slave
Your body belongs to me
Woman, come here
Remove your garments
Kneel before me
Please me

Woman, be my slave
That's your reason to live
Woman, be my slave
The greatest gift I can give
Woman, be my slave

And, as always with Manowar, they are about as subtle as a dragon wearing a pink tutu. The woman moaning her heart out is the icing on the cringe cake.

 

[MaleProtagonist]

The Prodigy

"Smack My Bitch Up"

(Song was either banned from the radio/MTV altogether or they had to change the lyric)

The only lyrics in the techno song from 1996 (ish):

"Smack my bitch up/turn my pitch up"

Has a nice beat to it...danceable

 

[MajorRewrite]

The Beatles ask the age old question, why don’t we do it in the road?

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Jessy Lanza - Pull my Hair Back

It's an absolute fave of mine but I'm sure it's far too subtle for most of you.

If you want love
If you want love
Let me pull my hair back
If you want love
So that I could fall
Just let me pull my hair back
Yeah

If you cheat
Don't just lie
'Cause I don't give a fuck
What you do
If you cheat
Don't just lie
'Cause baby I don't give a fuck
What you do

If you want my love
If you want my love
Let me pull my hair back
If you want my love
'Cause you give me love
Let me pull my hair back

Tell me what you want
Tell me what you want
Baby I could do that
I could do that
If you cheat
Don't just lie
'Cause baby I could do that
Yeah!

If you want my love
If you want my love
Let me pull my hair back
If you want my love
So that we can start over
Just let me pull my hair back

If you cheat
Don't you lie
Baby you don't know
What you do
If you cheat
Don't you lie
'Cause baby you don't know
What you do
Ooh ooh!

 

[Swingingbimn71]

Metallica - so what?

So fucking what?
Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what?
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what?
So what, so what, you boring little cunt?
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you
Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what?
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down it's throat
So what, so what?
So what, so what, you boring little fuck?
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
And, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you
And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what?
I've had scank, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what?
So what, so what, you boring little cunt?
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you, hey
I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what?
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what?
So what, so what, you boring little fuck?
Well, who cares, who cares what you do?
And, who cares, who cares about you?
You, you, you, you, you
So fucking what?
Yeah!

 

[Abbafan]

Blister in the Sun by the Violent Femmes has some lyrics that are kind of filthy. Not as filthy as other songs in this thread, but I hear it at sporting events sometimes, which makes me chuckle a little. Of course, they cut it off before he starts singing.

Lyrics

When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one
Body and beats
I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end
She is starting to cry
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one
When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out
When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out
Body and beats
I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend, she's at the end
She is starting to cry
When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one

 

[12oclocktales]

Dirty Mother For You (Don’t You Know) by Roosevelt Sykes.

This was recorded in 1936 and released commercially on a Decca record.

Squeeze me tight, mama, don’t let me fall,
And put my mule a-kickin in your stall.
He’s a kickin mother for you, don’t you know,
Kickin mother for you, don’t you know,
He’s a kickin mother for you, I will tell you no lie.

Mama, I’ve got a hot dog and it ain’t cold,
It’s just right to fit your roll.
It’s a fittin mother for you, don’t you know,
I’m an ornery mother for you, don’t you know,
I’m a dirty mother for you, I will tell you no lie.

Several more verses follow along the same line.
The song was sung at just the right tempo to make the mother for you part sound like just what you’re thinking.
An even nastier version of this ditty was recorded in 1947, also commercially for the Aladdin label by “Dirty” Red Nelson, called “Mother Fuyer.”

 

[Bramblethorn]

For truly unsubtle filth, there's always Lucille Bogan's "Shave 'Em Dry" (recorded 1935, not released until 1991):

Now if fuckin' was the thing that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio 'til the clock strike eleven
Oh, daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry
I would fuck you, baby
Honey, I'd make you cry

Now your nuts hang down
Like a damn bell clapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your goddam asshole
Stands open like a church door
And the crab walks in like people

Ow, shit
Shucks, woo
Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'

For those who like their smut with a tiny fig-leaf of poker euphemism, there's AC/DC:

She gave me the queen
She gave me the king
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her deuce was wild
But my ace was high
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a full house
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
She's got the jack, she's got the jack

Or ZZ Top:

Look at this, what a pair
She won't let me touch her there
She's so discriminating
This is weird, it's time to blow
I just heard the rooster crow
I guess I'll have to spank my monkey

I'm running out of time
I'm about to lose my mind
I got the six
Gimme your nine

 

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