The fifteen second sneeze....

[Guest]

According to my calculations, Lou, you spend about 20% of your waking life not having an orgasm.

Lou? LOU??

Just a "3 minuter" that time.

 

[LorriLove]

i always make them longer when i'm faking them... well it makes the guy feel better doesn't it if you're screaming out and rolling about for 5 minutes... which is usually a good 4 minutes longer than the actual sex act

my man used to have multiple orgasms, not straight after each other, but he didn't need to pull out between a couple of unloading's on the trot... he's old now though and just makes the one session last longer than two used to.

i've had a few mini orgasms over the years just dancing with blokes when i was in flirty mood all wrapped round them like a pole dancer smooching about the dance floor... got the tingles and hot flush all of a sudden and let go there and then... trying to be as quiet about it as possible in public like (he laughed every time )

 

[shereads]

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And yes I do mean ejaculation , twice inside less than a minute.

Hmm. Maybe there was a blockage that suddenly cleared.

 

[shereads]

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I think you're only measuring the true orgasm, or "spurty bit", as we scientists term it. I'm including up to the bit where you flush the chain.

You should be illegal.

I just spewed Diet Coke onto my keyboard for the first time since I brought home my new silicone keyboard shield. (It's very thin and sensitive, you men will hardly know you're wearing it.) Excellent investment for anyone who plans to read Joe's posts.

Spurty bit, indeed.