The fifteen second sneeze....

[domjoe]

"The fifteen second sneeze" was the name of a BBC play I saw many decades ago, about a man who had yet to experience orgasm. His friend explained him that an orgasm was like a fifteen second sneeze.

It's pretty hard to tell, becuase time sort of slows, down, but I think fifteen seconds feels about right, in my case.

Can anyone beat fifteen seconds?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Alas, only in dreams have I had orgasms that went on and on and on, seemingly never stopping - exploding inward instead of out.

...Huh? Did you say something?

 

[Liar]

Can anyone beat fifteen seconds?

Not for sneezing, no.

 

[impressive]

Must be a guy thing.

 

[SeaCat]

Ouch,

I think if it lasted too much longer we would have to worry about turning inside out.

Cat

 

[Guest]

Jeezzus, you are such an odd man. P.

p.s. I'm amazed at multiple sneezes.

 

[Bridget69]

I don't think I've ever timed my orgasms. I think I will next time.

 

[Guest]

I don't think I've ever timed my orgasms. I think I will next time.

I've thought of that but when I'm in one I just can't make myself look at the clock. My guess is in minutes but really I lose all sense of time during an orgasm.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

"The fifteen second sneeze" was the name of a BBC play I saw many decades ago, about a man who had yet to experience orgasm. His friend explained him that an orgasm was like a fifteen second sneeze.

It's pretty hard to tell, becuase time sort of slows, down, but I think fifteen seconds feels about right, in my case.

Can anyone beat fifteen seconds?

I haven't timed mine. I always mean to, but the stopwatch always goes flying out of my hand.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

For an orgasm or for a sneeze? And are we talking one orgasm or several in a row?

One orgasm for me lasts about 15-20 seconds....but more than one can last anywhere from 2-10 minutes.

 

[Guest]

I can't tell how long it lasts.

Too much shaking, shuddering, gasping, clenching, whimpering and imploding happening.

We were talking about sneezing, yes?

 

[BlackShanglan]

His friend explained him that an orgasm was like a fifteen second sneeze.

And they said romance was dead.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: The fifteen second sneeze....

And they said romance was dead.

Not for Kleenex, apparently.

 

[MercyMia]

What a funny thread.

For the benefit of those who haven't heard this one:

A man sat by an attractive woman during a flight. He noticed that she kept sneezing and then gasping and shuddering violently after each sneeze. "My goodness," he said, "are you all right?"

"Oh yes," she said breathily. "I have a special condition--every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

"Wow!" he replied, duly impressed. "What are you taking for it?"

"Black pepper."

 

[Guest]

What a funny thread.

For the benefit of those who haven't heard this one:

A man sat by an attractive woman during a flight. He noticed that she kept sneezing and then gasping and shuddering violently after each sneeze. "My goodness," he said, "are you all right?"

"Oh yes," she said breathily. "I have a special condition--every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

"Wow!" he replied, duly impressed. "What are you taking for it?"

"Black pepper."

Excellent!

 

[woodnymph_O]

since we're on this subject

How common it a male multiple orgasm?
is this a rare occurence ,every once in awhile? really I want to know.
Yes I'm that nosy
Nymphy

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Re: since we're on this subject

How common it a male multiple orgasm?
is this a rare occurence ,every once in awhile? really I want to know.
Yes I'm that nosy
Nymphy

About as common as the female erection. In my case anyhow.

I've heard of this, and there are books about it. But if you define the male orgasm as ejaculation, I think male multiples are pretty rare.

If you define orgasm as that certain feeling, then it's probably a lot more common.

As to fifteen seconds, that's a lot longer than me. I'd say maybe 5 to 7 is tops for me, and that's about all I can stand.

---Quickdraw

 

[woodnymph_O]

Re: Re: since we're on this subject

About as common as the female erection. In my case anyhow.

I've heard of this, and there are books about it. But if you define the male orgasm as ejaculation, I think male multiples are pretty rare.

If you define orgasm as that certain feeling, then it's probably a lot more common.

As to fifteen seconds, that's a lot longer than me. I'd say maybe 5 to 7 is tops for me, and that's about all I can stand.

---Quickdraw

I was just asking, since I saw and apparently *cough, caused one. This kind of made me happy, but I have been unable to duplicate it since. Wondered if it was a rare occasion I should feel good about, or if I'm not doing something as right as I was then .

And yes I do mean ejaculation , twice inside less than a minute. I would describe the anatomical things to let you know what I saw, but some women prefer to remain blissfully ignorant on that subject.

In case some of you women never heard of a hand techniqe call never-ending, look for it. I works REALLY well. I'd suggest blindfolding the man though. If they knew how to do it themselves we might never see them again.

lol
nymphy

 

[Guest]

Speaking personally, orgasms last anything from ten seconds, to ten minutes, sometimes much longer - if I'm being put through a very cruel amount of torment. I'm made to come so often and so hard, that they each run into another, then my body can't take it anymore. It's tough being me.

As for men, yeah, fifteen seconds sounds about right, if it's a good one. And, I love drawing it out longer for him, by taking his cock into my mouth and sucking on the head alone, hard, and by licking and teasing just the tip and the entire length. I love the expressions on his face, and the way his body shudders when I do that sucking on the head thing.

Lou

 

[domjoe]

Re: Re: since we're on this subject

As to fifteen seconds, that's a lot longer than me. I'd say maybe 5 to 7 is tops for me, and that's about all I can stand.

I think you're only measuring the true orgasm, or "spurty bit", as we scientists term it. I'm including up to the bit where you flush the chain.

 

[Randi Grail]

Re: Re: Re: since we're on this subject

Fifteen seconds. Isn't that the time it takes for some guys to get to the orgasm?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Speaking personally, orgasms last anything from ten seconds, to ten minutes, sometimes much longer - if I'm being put through a very cruel amount of torment. I'm made to come so often and so hard, that they each run into another, then my body can't take it anymore. It's tough being me.

You're my hero.

 

[Guest]

You're my hero.

LOL!

 

[Randi Grail]

Speaking personally, orgasms last anything from ten seconds, to ten minutes, sometimes much longer - if I'm being put through a very cruel amount of torment. I'm made to come so often and so hard, that they each run into another, then my body can't take it anymore. It's tough being me.

Poor you.

I actually tend to panic if I don't get a breather after about a minute. Maximum two. Then I'll start begging.

 

[domjoe]

LOL!

According to my calculations, Lou, you spend about 20% of your waking life not having an orgasm.

Lou? LOU??