The Ferret is out

[Ishmael]

and the cats are going ballistic.

It's a hoot.

I recently inherited a Ferret. The how's and why's are to long a story for here.

I have had two cats for a while now. Both getting long in the tooth, fat, and lazy.

This Ferret is one of the best things that has happened for them. (And my amusement as well.)

At first the cats freaked. Hackles up and out of reach. Now everyone has settled into their roles. The Ferret is the shit stirrer. Much like Hans is on this board. Full of energy and into everything. The cats are now playing the game and at least getting some excersize.

Me? I get to laugh my ass off.

Got some lazy cats? Get a Ferret.

Ishmael

 

[MissTaken]

If you keep up with the animal tales, you will need to change your title to Dr. Doolittle.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Long live the ferret!

 

[Debbie]

LMAO. Those poor cats.

My two cats are sulking outside since
we adopted a puppy.
I think they are plotting revenge though.

 

[Cheyenne]

Ishmael, I think you ought to change your title to "ferret man"

 

[Neftoon_Zamora]

I had a ferret years ago. He and my cat were buddies, and I loved watching the little troublemaker. He'd drag things under the couch, climb up and nuzzle under the hair of anyone willing to let him. He'd do all kinds of silly stuff. Great fun.

Enjoy yours.

 

[Lancecastor]

Silly me.

I was ready for "The Truth About Tatanah"; or

"4$ Bounty on Louisiana Swamp Rats: PC & Miles Form Business"

And a couple of spelling errors, too.

Ishmael, relaxed....concept!

 

[Ishmael]

Ishmael, I think you ought to change your title to "ferret man"

Never leaving a stone unturned Chey.

The world is an amazing place. I think that all this animal stuff goes back to my first major and love. Marine biology. It balances all of this Hi-tech crap.

humans are fun to watch too.

Ishmael

 

[seXieleXie]

Ish, does your ferret smell bad?

 

[Ishmael]

Silly me.

I was ready for "The Truth About Tatanah"; or

"4$ Bounty on Louisiana Swamp Rats: PC & Miles Form Business"

And a couple of spelling errors, too.

Ishmael, relaxed....concept!

More than you'd ever know Lance. Really.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

More than you'd ever know Lance. Really.

Ishmael

Eggcellent.

 

[Ishmael]

Eggcellent.

It is my friend. And it's all fun too.

Watch that shell.

Ishmael

 

[His_kitty]

Maybe I should get my son a Ferret for Christmas.


I bought him a female kitten from the pet store and my mother picked him up a free male kitten for his Birthday this past June. Yep the freebie is still around but the one that cost some money hasn't been seen in weeks.


We brought back a small turtle on our way home from vacation in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. That poor thing survived a hellish 15 hour car trip, so I figured he was made of sterner stuff.


I think all of his previous suicide attempts (I can't recall all the times I found him in the water, belly side up) finally took a toll on the lil fella. Today he passed on.

 

[Ishmael]

Maybe I should get my son a Ferret for Christmas.


I bought him a female kitten from the pet store and my mother picked him up a free male kitten for his Birthday this past June. Yep the freebie is still around but the one that cost some money hasn't been seen in weeks.


We brought back a small turtle on our way home from vacation in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. That poor thing survived a hellish 15 hour car trip, so I figured he was made of sterner stuff.


I think all of his previous suicide attempts (I can't recall all the times I found him in the water, belly side up) finally took a toll on the lil fella. Today he passed on.

Sorry to hear about the suicide attempts. Well, if at first you don't succeed and all that.

Yep, a Ferret is prescribed for the son.

For you, how about some more lead in your ass so you don't keep falling over?

Ishmael

 

[His_kitty]

Sorry to hear about the suicide attempts. Well, if at first you don't succeed and all that.

Yep, a Ferret is prescribed for the son.

For you, how about some more lead in your ass so you don't keep falling over?

Ishmael

Yeah well I loved that lil turtle... contrary to rumors that I tried to kill him by not making sure he was warm enough. But I swear I didn't leave him on top of the stove for very long and once I pressed a lil on the bottom of his shell he came right back around.

I didn't do too well with my first indoor pet experience (ie the kittens) they drove me mad. I'd wake up in the middle of the night with one laying on my ass and the other trying to lick my face. Icky
Then came the fleas so they had to be put outside. Shame the fleas didn't care to travel along with them.

And thank-you very much but I think my ass has enough going on. This Weeble is doing quite well.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Re:

Yeah well I loved that lil turtle... contrary to rumors that I tried to kill him by not making sure he was warm enough. But I swear I didn't leave him on top of the stove for very long and once I pressed a lil on the bottom of his shell he came right back around.

I didn't do too well with my first indoor pet experience (ie the kittens) they drove me mad. I'd wake up in the middle of the night with one laying on my ass and the other trying to lick my face. Icky
Then came the fleas so they had to be put outside. Shame the fleas didn't care to travel along with them.

And thank-you very much but I think my ass has enough going on. This Weeble is doing quite well.

Ya know kitts, I hear chihuahuas don't get flea problems

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re:

Ya know kitts, I hear chihuahuas don't get flea problems

And strategically placed peanut butter can bring aoo sorts of human/pet bonding activities.

Ishamel

 

[His_kitty]

Ya'll both know that I'm too innocent for this stuff.



When did such a fluffy, cute lil thread turn so kinky?

 

[Arc da Rat]

If they were legal to have where I am at ...

my ex-bf would have one. Or he'd steal one from the zoo (lol).

 

[Bidin~Time]

Ya'll both know that I'm too innocent for this stuff.



When did such a fluffy, cute lil thread turn so kinky?

From the looks of it, things were goin along quite innocently


Then you and I turned up......


Coincidence???

 

[Ishmael]

Ya'll both know that I'm too innocent for this stuff.



When did such a fluffy, cute lil thread turn so kinky?

About the time you arrived dear.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

If they were legal to have where I am at ...

my ex-bf would have one. Or he'd steal one from the zoo (lol).

The funny thing is that they are domesticated animals. They really can't survive on their own.

Ishmael

 

[KillerMuffin]

I need a ferret. The field mice have decided that winter out in the field isn't for them. They have a nice condo in our kitchen.

 

[Kelly_Liscious]

I have a strong disliking when it comes to ferrets. I dated a man who had a ferret and everytime I would stay the night that thing would somehow manage to get out of its cage and crawl into the bed. The first time that happen I think I awoke the whole neighborhood with my screams. I hated the way it felt as it moved over my feet. That ferret grossed me out, in my honest opinion a ferret is just another version of a rat.

But I am happy its keeping you entertained Ishmael.

 

[Ishmael]

I need a ferret. The field mice have decided that winter out in the field isn't for them. They have a nice condo in our kitchen.

I think they'd opt for the field if you got a Ferret Killer.

Ishmael