the female breast

[WriterDom]

What do you like? To me, size makes no difference. a-b-c-d-dd and up.. c and d is nice size visually, but what really turns me on is nipples. The aureola I could care less about. But I love nipples the size of those grammar school pencils that stick out an inch. Yummy

 

[Ian1]

I love nipples the size of those grammar school pencils...

I've heard of erasers, but the whole pencil, dear lord!

Anyway, I love a beautiful B.

 

[Todd]

big and bouncy is beautiful

but smaller is usually more practical, healthy and enjoyable

 

[HSWriter]

Breasts are nice.. but the female ass is more sensual.. not to mention that other "Private Part" she hides beneath those silk and lace thongs...

 

[Never]

I prefer a nice drumstick myself, the breast tends to get so dry.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Never you are in a good mood today!!

i have nice breasts and nipples at least i think so!! Anyone else?? Todd??

 

[Cheyenne]

I don't care if Todd has nice breasts and nipples, personally. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Never]

Right.. I've seen you sneak glances down his shirt while you though no one was looking.

 

[Todd]

but...but...but.. i never wear shirts

 

[Never]

Egad man, we're not talking about your butt we're talking about your breasts.

Why would anyone wear a shirt on their butt?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Todd is a nudist he hates clothes!

 

[Cheyenne]

Why would anyone wear a shirt on their butt?

Okay, I almost choked on my pretzel that time. Enough already!

 

[Never]

Seriously, though, I wonder which tastes better, frog butt or chicken breast?

Cheyenne, please don't choke on your pretzel, I can imagine the conversation now.

Mr. A: Time of death?
Mr. B: About eleven o'clock sir.
Mr. A: Cause of death?
Mr. B: Choked on a pretzel, one of those really salty ones.
Mr. A: What? How the hell did she do that?
Mr. B: Well, it looks like she was on a porn site and started laughing hysterically at one of the posts. She choked on a pretzel and died.
Mr. A: My god. That's horrible. We can't tell her family that!
Mr. B: That's not all sir, she has a really smooth pussy.
Mr. A: What?!
Mr. B: It's true sir. Here, put your hand here, isn't that nice?
Mr. A: Hey, not too bad. I wonder how she kept it so smooth?
Mr. T: I ain't tellin' My mama didn't raise no fool!

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[Cheyenne]

Never, I was smart enough to put my water glass down before reading THAT one! LOL

 

[Guru]

 

[ShyGuy68]

Breasts, hmmmm I just love them!! Ok I admit it I'm a breat man!

But to me size doesn't matter, I like them small and perky as Aprils, or more of a handfull which a certain other woman here on the board have shown me she have, oh wow!!!!

I just want to caress them, tease them and use my tongue all over them!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

When it comes to breasts I like a B.S.H (British standard handful) anything more is a waste.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*hands on hips glaring murderously at the men of the board*

So you're saying my breasts are too big?!?!?!?

So what if they are, you wanna make something of it? Huh? Huh? I dare you!

 

[Carl East]

To me there's something about the female breast that's very erotic when slightly covered, or when the lady in question has a wet tee-shirt on. It just turns me on, to see those erect nipples sticking through the fabric.

Forbidden friut, you might say, something you want to reach out and touch, but know that you'll just get a slap if you do.

Carl

 

[Morgoth]

The only type of breast I don't like are the flat ones or the ones that really sag. Or too much cleavage(There is such thing!), or nipples that are far too long. But those are it. And mostly, I just like to sit behind a Ford(not the car!) and work on the rear end

 

[Dillinger]

I like spathic.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Boobies

I like boobies
Boobies are good
Give me boobies every day
I'll be a happy boy


My favourite bit about breasts is the way they arouse. I like firm ones of any size best, but if they pucker and harden then I'm into them regardless.

 

[Lost Soul]

I look at bust size like money in my checking account.

You can never have too much.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[riff]

Nipples in themselves don't mean shit.

I know what you mean- hershey's kisses on top of two scoops of vanilla... or those cute pink thingamajiggies...

Oh, but what of the sandollars that could kiss your cheek?

It's all good. One of the most beautiful women I ever knew had what she called "inverted nipples." True- these were not ordinary nipples. I would pique the hell out of them an just the tips... the very tips woould get hardish. Swear to god- as far as general swelling.... never or seldom happened. But it did not matter to me. She turned me on and I gave he all I got. In FACT.....

She has extrodinarily large labia. No- not just big lips. These were alike leaves.... How I loved them. I would draw them into my mouth and only in the sweetest way I exerted a suction with a pulsing and massadoration action. I loved having so much her in my mouth- it was like eating an oyster that was spinkled with love. She was embarrassed by the size of her labia because a previous boyfriend (IDIOT) has teased her about them. How many times had I asked to look at her only to have her cup her pussy in her hand (even this was enough- she was beautiful.)? I can rememeber so many times.... on her knees, her pretty ass up to me, and I am doing what any fellow in his right mind would do.....

But she won't let me look at her pussy. Her hands are inside of each thigh covering herself. I stuck two fingers into her vagina and spread them so I could see up inside of her. "Oh No!," she said, "No one has ever looked at me like that!" I kissed her clit with a flourish and she opened up,

"Peace and Plenty Forever" This is the name of the poem of the act of the person. Where the hell did she go? One of them commmitted suicide and I wonder if she would be alive if she had met a man who paid more attention to how she felt than how beautiful she looked. The other- if only she could feel equal to how beautiful she truly was........

GO on, now, kill mme...