Sparky Kronkite
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Why would anyone HATE a team?
Stupid human tricks, that's why.
I'm so old - I'm a Senators fan. Senators who? I heard that.
So I had to become a B-more fan - go Cal! O! O! O's!
B-more fans hate, hate, hate the fuckin' pin striped yo-yo's of Mr. George M. Steinbrenner. And most hate the man - Steinbrenner - the boss - even worse than they hate the team or the Bronx.
Then.......... I got transferred to NYC. And for a good year and a half - I still hated'em.
Then I started getting free tickets and invites to the games - both Yanks and Mets.
You know - it's all fucking baseball - it's all the same. Yeah sure there are differences in Stadiums (Camden Yards is awesome, the Vet in Philly blows dead rats) - different local food and beer prices (what a fucking rip) but no matter what the state of the societal culture of the modern baseball fan is - it's still just baseball and it's the same wherever you get to enjoy it.
Yep - became a Yanks fan - Derek lives on my block - brings hot babes in the same bar I suck ribs and swill the golden elixir. He's a good guy.
And I've become a Mets fan too - it's fun getting the train over there to Queens for a change of pace.
So, if it comes down to it - Yanks or Mets? This year I will go for the Mets. Ya gotta root for the team that has not been there for a while. The Yanks have made enough history the past few years. Mets turn.
Besides, as much as I like the Yanks - I still fucking hate George Steinbrenner.
And c'mon - who out there really can't like steely eyed Joe Torre? The Mafia Manager of our dreams?
PS - and man is B-more ever become a fucked up team - the farm team of both leagues.
Stupid human tricks, that's why.
I'm so old - I'm a Senators fan. Senators who? I heard that.
So I had to become a B-more fan - go Cal! O! O! O's!
B-more fans hate, hate, hate the fuckin' pin striped yo-yo's of Mr. George M. Steinbrenner. And most hate the man - Steinbrenner - the boss - even worse than they hate the team or the Bronx.
Then.......... I got transferred to NYC. And for a good year and a half - I still hated'em.
Then I started getting free tickets and invites to the games - both Yanks and Mets.
You know - it's all fucking baseball - it's all the same. Yeah sure there are differences in Stadiums (Camden Yards is awesome, the Vet in Philly blows dead rats) - different local food and beer prices (what a fucking rip) but no matter what the state of the societal culture of the modern baseball fan is - it's still just baseball and it's the same wherever you get to enjoy it.
Yep - became a Yanks fan - Derek lives on my block - brings hot babes in the same bar I suck ribs and swill the golden elixir. He's a good guy.
And I've become a Mets fan too - it's fun getting the train over there to Queens for a change of pace.
So, if it comes down to it - Yanks or Mets? This year I will go for the Mets. Ya gotta root for the team that has not been there for a while. The Yanks have made enough history the past few years. Mets turn.
Besides, as much as I like the Yanks - I still fucking hate George Steinbrenner.
And c'mon - who out there really can't like steely eyed Joe Torre? The Mafia Manager of our dreams?
PS - and man is B-more ever become a fucked up team - the farm team of both leagues.