The Etoile Thread

[intothewoods]

Hee hee, thanks!

Okay, here is the update on my coochie. I know you're all dying to know.

This morning it actually felt fine! When I went to pee I was expecting pain but it was fine. My vulva is kind of numb to the touch, or else it just feels so weird to touch that I don't know how to describe it. Anyway, it's better than yesterday, at least!

Glad to hear it!

 

[BiBunny]

This thread is brilliant. Now, I don't have to do to much effort to stalk you. Just have to come over here.

*stalking*

Me, too! *Stalk, stalk, stalk*

 

[Etoile]

This thread is brilliant. Now, I don't have to do to much effort to stalk you. Just have to come over here.

*stalking*

Me, too! *Stalk, stalk, stalk*

You guys crack me up. You realize that I'm stalking both of you, too, right? (Among other people!)

 

[HottieMama]

Just saying HI!!!

(and maybe stalking a little bit...)

 

[Etoile]

Hello, Etoile... Just wanted to drop a note to tell you - but I'm sure you're already aware of that - that you're a great person.
Although we never really interacted (except, if I remember correctly in the French corner), I always enjoy reading your posts.

Congratulations for your 10th anniversary and enjoy your cruise !

WOW Etoile, 10,000 posts!


That is alot of talking lol

Will be back later with questions, questions and more questions

In binary, that's not ten-thousand-and-eleven.

Hope you enjoy your trip!

I hope you have a lot of fun on your trip. Be safe and enjoy!!!

Yay, thanks to all of you for the congratulations on posts and the wishes for the trip! I will still be able to post until Saturday, because I will have both cell phone service and free wifi in Puerto Rico. After that, cell phone service on the islands we're visiting is $1.49/min and wifi on the ship is 40 cents/min! I don't know how much it is to use the cell phone on the ship...I know it's possible but considering that a ship-to-shore call is $8/min I don't really want to know how much it is for cell phones.

shy slave - ask away!

 

[Etoile]

*waves*

Sing us a song!

You know, that's the first command I ever disobeyed. Not deliberately, but out of fear. It was at the old Hellfire club in NYC, and C. told me to sing. I was kneeling on the floor with more than a dozen men with their dicks out wanking off. And I just froze. C. gave me a really nice mental environment with just the two of us, it should have been possible, but I couldn't get anything out.

 

[Etoile]

Man I have warm weather jealousy.

Poor coochie. You should let someone else do horrid things to it, you know.

I like the Etoile thread!

Yay! *hugs*

And yeah, I really should stick to other people doing bad things to my twat. Because when I do them, they're REALLY bad. My wife is reportedly going to help me shave the hoo-ha tonight because I'm xyrophobic (she usually does that sort of thing for me) but it may not work out too well because the skin UNDER the hair is already like "fuck no, get that shit away from me!"

But ahhhh, the bidet...that was nice.

I am running around trying to get ready!

 

[intothewoods]

Yay! *hugs*

And yeah, I really should stick to other people doing bad things to my twat. Because when I do them, they're REALLY bad. My wife is reportedly going to help me shave the hoo-ha tonight because I'm xyrophobic (she usually does that sort of thing for me) but it may not work out too well because the skin UNDER the hair is already like "fuck no, get that shit away from me!"

But ahhhh, the bidet...that was nice.

I am running around trying to get ready!

Omg. I say stay away from the girl parts. Yours, I mean. Don't you think they should heal for a bit??

 

[shy slave]

Etoile

I am missing info here,

What did you do to your coochie, and will it make me wince when you tell me?

I am confused and curious

 

[BiBunny]

You guys crack me up. You realize that I'm stalking both of you, too, right? (Among other people!)

*Giggle* Well, see, it makes it easy on all of us then!

 

[Chicklet]

*puts the binoculars aside*

grats on the anniversary, meredith! happy to hear your pee isn't hurting!

 

[Etoile]

Omg. I say stay away from the girl parts. Yours, I mean. Don't you think they should heal for a bit??

Yes, I do! You're probably right, we should wait...but I want them to be all nice and pretty! Actually, I just want them to not be sore anymore, and I think what's sore is the hair pulling around, so I just want it off.

 

[Etoile]

Etoile

I am missing info here,

What did you do to your coochie, and will it make me wince when you tell me?

I am confused and curious

Yes, it will make you wince. So take the following and paste it into the decoder box here if you really want to know. (Those of you who can read ROT13 as if it were plaintext should avert your eyes right about now.)

Lbh xabj ubj perzr qrcvyngbel (Anve glcr fghss) fnlf qba'g chg vg ba lbhe pbbpuvr? Jryy, vg NYFB fnvq Oenmvyvna sbezhyn, fb V xvaq bs bireybbxrq gur erfg bs gur vafgehpgvbaf naq svtherq vg jnf bxnl tbvat jurer n Oenmvyvna jnk jbhyq tb. Arjfsynfu...VG'F ABG BXNL! Sbeghangryl Fcevaxyrf znqr zr srry orggre ol cbvagvat bhg gung fur unf qbar vg va gur cnfg gbb. V jnf cerggl fher V jnf gur bayl jbzna qhzo rabhtu gb tvir urefrys n purzvpny ohea ba gur pbbpuvr.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Yes, it will make you wince. So take the following and paste it into the decoder box here if you really want to know. (Those of you who can read ROT13 as if it were plaintext should avert your eyes right about now.)

Lbh xabj ubj perzr qrcvyngbel (Anve glcr fghss) fnlf qba'g chg vg ba lbhe pbbpuvr? Jryy, vg NYFB fnvq Oenmvyvna sbezhyn, fb V xvaq bs bireybbxrq gur erfg bs gur vafgehpgvbaf naq svtherq vg jnf bxnl tbvat jurer n Oenmvyvna jnk jbhyq tb. Arjfsynfu...VG'F ABG BXNL! Sbeghangryl Fcevaxyrf znqr zr srry orggre ol cbvagvat bhg gung fur unf qbar vg va gur cnfg gbb. V jnf cerggl fher V jnf gur bayl jbzna qhzo rabhtu gb tvir urefrys n purzvpny ohea ba gur pbbpuvr.

OMG - I feel for you girl. Count me in on the women stupid enough to do what you did. Formal education has nothing over plain fucking common sense.

 

[Homburg]

You know, that's the first command I ever disobeyed. Not deliberately, but out of fear. It was at the old Hellfire club in NYC, and C. told me to sing. I was kneeling on the floor with more than a dozen men with their dicks out wanking off. And I just froze. C. gave me a really nice mental environment with just the two of us, it should have been possible, but I couldn't get anything out.

*looks around*

I don't see Shanks, so no wanking men

 

[Netzach]

I just trim and shave a couple of things. A totally utterly denuded cooch is just not worth it sometimes. Eeee.

 

[FurryFury]

*shakes pom poms for Etoile*

 

[doveofserenity]

Yes, it will make you wince. So take the following and paste it into the decoder box here if you really want to know. (Those of you who can read ROT13 as if it were plaintext should avert your eyes right about now.)

LOL

Etoile, i just added ROT13 to my favorites. Thats better than pig latin.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've been looking down her cleavage for six years now.

One of Lit Bdsm's finest.

 

[Etoile]

I've been looking down her cleavage for six years now.

One of Lit Bdsm's finest.

*prints that, frames it*

Thank you, truly, sincerely. Thank you so much.

 

[Rosie_Riveter]

Yes, it will make you wince. So take the following and paste it into the decoder box here if you really want to know. (Those of you who can read ROT13 as if it were plaintext should avert your eyes right about now.)

Lbh xabj ubj perzr qrcvyngbel (Anve glcr fghss) fnlf qba'g chg vg ba lbhe pbbpuvr? Jryy, vg NYFB fnvq Oenmvyvna sbezhyn, fb V xvaq bs bireybbxrq gur erfg bs gur vafgehpgvbaf naq svtherq vg jnf bxnl tbvat jurer n Oenmvyvna jnk jbhyq tb. Arjfsynfu...VG'F ABG BXNL! Sbeghangryl Fcevaxyrf znqr zr srry orggre ol cbvagvat bhg gung fur unf qbar vg va gur cnfg gbb. V jnf cerggl fher V jnf gur bayl jbzna qhzo rabhtu gb tvir urefrys n purzvpny ohea ba gur pbbpuvr.

Ack, ack, I did that! Left it on for twice as long as the instructions said, too. Another time I used a "wax" that was something like a combination of superglue and honey. Removed hair AND skin.

Etoile, I'm fairly quiet here but I almost always love your posts. And congrats on your ten years with your wife.

 

[Etoile]

Ack, ack, I did that! Left it on for twice as long as the instructions said, too. Another time I used a "wax" that was something like a combination of superglue and honey. Removed hair AND skin.

Etoile, I'm fairly quiet here but I almost always love your posts. And congrats on your ten years with your wife.

Yowch! Was that sugaring, maybe? I've tried home waxing exactly once. I can get through it just fine at the salon, and I've been plenty of times so I know the tricks, and I figured I'd save money and do it myself. Except that after several minutes of painful tugging, I didn't get one hair off! It didn't even work! Man, I have bad, bad luck with hair removal stuff. I gotta save up for laser.

You may think you're quiet, but I've noticed you. And thank you!

 

[Rosie_Riveter]

Yowch! Was that sugaring, maybe? I've tried home waxing exactly once. I can get through it just fine at the salon, and I've been plenty of times so I know the tricks, and I figured I'd save money and do it myself. Except that after several minutes of painful tugging, I didn't get one hair off! It didn't even work! Man, I have bad, bad luck with hair removal stuff. I gotta save up for laser.

You may think you're quiet, but I've noticed you. And thank you!

A Brazilian friend of mine said that some sort of sugary substance IS used in Brazil--on legs anyway--so maybe it was. But I'm pretty sure there was superglue too.

 

[Cheshire D]

Lbh xabj ubj perzr qrcvyngbel (Anve glcr fghss) fnlf qba'g chg vg ba lbhe pbbpuvr? Jryy, vg NYFB fnvq Oenmvyvna sbezhyn, fb V xvaq bs bireybbxrq gur erfg bs gur vafgehpgvbaf naq svtherq vg jnf bxnl tbvat jurer n Oenmvyvna jnk jbhyq tb. Arjfsynfu...VG'F ABG BXNL! Sbeghangryl Fcevaxyrf znqr zr srry orggre ol cbvagvat bhg gung fur unf qbar vg va gur cnfg gbb. V jnf cerggl fher V jnf gur bayl jbzna qhzo rabhtu gb tvir urefrys n purzvpny ohea ba gur pbbpuvr.

Been there, done that...well, kind of. I put it on the bikini line, not my girlybits themselves. (Also managed to keep it on for far longer than reccomended.)

Still burned like a motherfuck. I still have the bottle...I need to get rid of it. I'm a maso, but noootttt at that level.

 

[Etoile]

Been there, done that...well, kind of. I put it on the bikini line, not my girlybits themselves. (Also managed to keep it on for far longer than reccomended.)

Still burned like a motherfuck. I still have the bottle...I need to get rid of it. I'm a maso, but noootttt at that level.

Yeah, the bikini line is the only part where it still hurts to the touch. I think it's actually injured instead of just hurting. Probably partly because I did the regular-strength stuff up to the bikini line, and then did the bikini-strength stuff AT the bikini line, so it kind of double-burned. Whee!

I am chilling for the rest of the night, watching the last episode of Eleventh Hour now and then I'll watch yesterday's L Word.