The elections in corelation to penis size

[KillerMuffin]

For Bobtoad777, just like you requested, a thread on elections and penises

The reason the elections have failed miserably in Florida:

A) Al Gore has no dick.

B) Al Gore has no dick because Tipper took it for safe keeping.

C) Dubya has no dick. It just doesn't fit the "Bush" image.

D) Ralph Nader's dick wasn't funded apropriately.

E) The Florida voters have too small of a dick, per capita, to appropriately push the chads through the paper so the machine can count.

F) None of candidates have a dick. Hillary took them all to win New York.

 

[Guest]

Re: For Bobtoad777, just like you requested, a thread on elections and penises

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Isn't this strange because.....

The State of Florida looks like one big'ole giant schlong - hangin' left.

It's got no balls though.

 

[Expertise]

But Sparky if you unfocus your eyes and stare at the map...

Wouldnt Alabama be its testicles and Louisiana and the Missisippi delta its.....

Note: Expertise loves the south. There is no need for a lynchin' or ramming a spit up my ass and calling me BBQ.

 

[kathy stl]

Ok, I have no idea what to add, but am having major laugh attack Muffin.

 

[Closet Desire]

The official diagnosis is in...

I understand that there is a scientific explanation for all this...it's called: "electile dysfunction".

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Floridian's....

They can't get the vote out and they.......

Can't get their dicks up!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Re: But Sparky if you unfocus your eyes and stare at the map...

Wouldnt Alabama be its testicles and Louisiana and the Missisippi delta its...

Hey, now! Some of us were born and live right here at the very orifice you hesitate to name. Now where's my spit?

(actually, though, you have a point... the reason you never hear of anyone going to the beautiful beaches of Louisiana is that the Mississippi dumps huge amounts of silt into the gulf like a fat guy after eating a bad batch of old potato salad. It washes up up on shore for hundreds of miles in either direction making our coast muddy instead of the beautiful white sandy beaches you see in Florida. The nearest halfway decent beach is Biloxi.)

So you have a point. But that doesn't mean I won't roast your ass on a spit anyway!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

They don't call it.......

Flori - duh, for nothin'.

 

[R Nitelight]

KillerMuffin

I'm not sure I can agree with this theory. Look at how much trouble Bubba got in for having one.

 

[Silverlily]

And on that note...

Look at how much trouble Bubba got in for having one.

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[JadedHeart]

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[Edited by JadedHeart on 11-21-2000 at 06:42 PM]