The dumbest line you didn’t delete

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

What's the dumbest line you've written and published here on lit. No context allowed.

 

[TheRedChamber]

I'm currently in an argument with one of my beta readers about whether I finish my story on the usual '...and they fucked like bunnies, happily all summer long' or if I can add this line afterwards.

And, of course, I threw the rest of the tub of margarine away.

I don't see his problem...

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Alot of contenders for this one, but if I were to choose:

"once more unto the breach dear lollipop, once more."

From my toys&masturbation story 'The Lollipop'.