The drunk thread

[about_average]

only lazy, inadequate fuckers feel they've reached their top game at thirty.

Ah...I remember 30. Vaguely.

 

[about_average]

Interesting turn. I'm not sure how letting you eat me out is payment for that kind of thing but COME ON DOWWWWWWN.

You obviously don't know how much I enjoy it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob might have a scratch that needs buffering.

I see what you did there.

 

[Garnate]

Yeah like I know Luke, but I'll take your word for it.

He insulted you earlier in this thread.

 

[RobDownSouth]

How good are you at buffing out scratches? My Charger got keyed while I was at a swinger's party up in PA last year and I still haven't gotten it fixed.

Man I hate it when my car gets keyed at swingers parties...

 

[Garnate]

You obviously don't know how much I enjoy it.

You're starting to paint a pretty good picture.

 

[Garnate]

Man I hate it when my car gets keyed at swingers parties...

I wish I'd known what I did to piss someone off.

 

[Aquagal]

I see what you did there.

I read Nick's good with the tools.

 

[Aquagal]

I wish I'd known what I did to piss someone off.

Jealous wife.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I wish I'd known what I did to piss someone off.

Maybe you pissed on them?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Roofie, really? Hmm, that might explain some things....

Genuinely sorry to hear that happened to you.

 

[Garnate]

Jealous wife.

I doubt it; I was on my best behavior! Well, for that group.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I started with this but there was insufficient quantities ...

 

[Garnate]

Maybe you pissed on them?

All I did was drink. It wasn't a house party, it was a private event in a bar.

Really? Must of missed that or it went over my head.

Probably for the best. lol

 

[Garnate]

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u450/chrisbbg1970/Drunk/29cafba5-006e-4845-9900-3b658a221179_zpsccf83c41.jpg

I started with this but there was insufficient quantities ...

I looooove Angry Orchard.

 

[Garnate]

I'm going to attempt some packing. Brb

 

[RobDownSouth]

I wish I'd known what I did to piss someone off.

why don't you tell us the events of that night and we'll see if we can pinpoint it.

*sits at Garnate's feet, waiting patiently*

Or would you rather I share my Traumatic Strip Poker Story?

 

[about_average]

I'm going to attempt some packing. Brb

Have a safe trip, I'm off to bed, pouring concrete tomorrow morning.

 

[Lorilei]

Genuinely sorry to hear that happened to you.

I was kidding, in poor taste. Sorry.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I was kidding, in poor taste. Sorry.

yikes suckered again!

*spank*

 

[neci]

pardon me, while i pee outdoors.

 

[tiny_tits]

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u450/chrisbbg1970/Drunk/29cafba5-006e-4845-9900-3b658a221179_zpsccf83c41.jpg

I started with this but there was insufficient quantities ...

My, what long rods you have

 

[snugglestruggle]

I have other long stuffff I mean poles hehehe

 

[snugglestruggle]

I looooove Angry Orchard.

It's good stuff. I ran out but I have this

http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/u450/chrisbbg1970/Drunk/OverproofRum_zpsbd62a40e.jpg

 

[snugglestruggle]

*Note to self: next time edit before drinking*