The drunk thread

[Garnate]

Rob's Traumatic BJ Story​

I was a sophomore at the University of Georgia.

One night I was stuck overnight in the women's dorm, getting my cock sucked by an energetic and enthusiastic young lady named Kay.

Kay wore braces.

Well, Kay got so enthusiastic that one of the metal bands in her mouth broke, leaving a sharp wire.

Unfortunately she didn't notice this at first.

Doubly unfortunately, neither did I.

She actually went down.....rrrrrrip
up....rrrrrrrrriipppppp
down again....ripppp

before my brain registered something had gone terribly, terribly wrong...

I pulled out of her mouth, and found "the mark of Zorro" a perfect 4 inch "Z", carved into the side of my cock.

I lived in fear of permanent scarring for the next month, until it totally healed up.

Holy shit. My imaginary penis just shriveled up....

 

[Lorilei]

Rob's Traumatic BJ Story​

I was a sophomore at the University of Georgia.

One night I was stuck overnight in the women's dorm, getting my cock sucked by an energetic and enthusiastic young lady named Kay.

Kay wore braces.

Well, Kay got so enthusiastic that one of the metal bands in her mouth broke, leaving a sharp wire.

Unfortunately she didn't notice this at first.

Doubly unfortunately, neither did I.

She actually went down.....rrrrrrip
up....rrrrrrrrriipppppp
down again....ripppp

before my brain registered something had gone terribly, terribly wrong...

I pulled out of her mouth, and found "the mark of Zorro" a perfect 4 inch "Z", carved into the side of my cock.

I lived in fear of permanent scarring for the next month, until it totally healed up.

Ouch!

I also have a traumatic BJ story that took place at UGA, but I ain't sharing it.

 

[Garnate]

Stuck to the bottom of your glass.

Ohp, there it is. I see it now.

 

[Garnate]

Ouch!

I also have a traumatic BJ story that took place at UGA, but I ain't sharing it.

What did you do

 

[Lorilei]

What did you do

Um....nothing. *shifty eyes*

It may or may not have involved a fraternity.

 

[Garnate]

Um....nothing. *shifty eyes*

It may or may not have involved a fraternity.

I like where this is going. Please continue.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ouch!

I also have a traumatic BJ story that took place at UGA, but I ain't sharing it.

That was YOU at the Pike house?

I KNEW you looked familiar!!!

 

[glynndah]

Hi, Garnate.

Bitch.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hi, Garnate.

Bitch.

Oh do shut up and tell us a traumatic BJ story.....

 

[about_average]

sometimes having the pussy licked just isn't worth it.

I would imagine. Maybe it's the term "licking", it seems so indifferent. I much prefer putting some energy in to it and "eating" pussy.

 

[Lorilei]

I like where this is going. Please continue.

No way.

That was YOU at the Pike house?

I KNEW you looked familiar!!!

Dude, be serious. Pike? No. Dumptydump.

 

[about_average]

Dude, be serious. Pike? No. Dumptydump.

Hmmm....Clermont Lounge?

 

[Garnate]

I once paid for 4 brakes and rotors with a blowjob. He was always very found of my mouth, though. I wish people still accepted oral sex for things.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hmmm....Clermont Lounge?

Delta Tau Delta. Roofie capital of Georgia.

 

[Garnate]

SPILL IT!

^This.

 

[Garnate]

I do...

How good are you at buffing out scratches? My Charger got keyed while I was at a swinger's party up in PA last year and I still haven't gotten it fixed.

 

[neci]

Who says I need it?

to deny the need is to whither and die.

let her know you care.

continue to up your game.

seek the newest and greatest response.

love that clit like you love no other.

only lazy, inadequate fuckers feel they've reached their top game at thirty.

 

[Lorilei]

Hmmm....Clermont Lounge?

That's Atlanta.

Delta Tau Delta. Roofie capital of Georgia.

Roofie, really? Hmm, that might explain some things....

 

[Garnate]

Depends...How good are your bjs?

You can ask Luke but I hear they're world class.

 

[glynndah]

Hm. Maybe I should drink something and then I could share my blow job stories.

But there's a cat on my lap and the only booze nearby is about a shot of Kahlua or some gin *shudder* {and not the good kind. The shudder I mean, although the gin isn't top shelf, either.}

 

[Lorilei]

^This.

No. But it also involved an REM concert on campus.

 

[Aquagal]

How good are you at buffing out scratches? My Charger got keyed while I was at a swinger's party up in PA last year and I still haven't gotten it fixed.

Rob might have a scratch that needs buffering.

 

[about_average]

I wish people still accepted oral sex for things.

So you'd let me eat your pussy for working on your car? Just let me load my tools in the truck.

 

[Garnate]

So you'd let me eat your pussy for working on your car? Just let me load my tools in the truck.

Interesting turn. I'm not sure how letting you eat me out is payment for that kind of thing but COME ON DOWWWWWWN.

 

[cowslinger64]

to deny the need is to whither and die.

let her know you care.

continue to up your game.

seek the newest and greatest response.

love that clit like you love no other.

only lazy, inadequate fuckers feel they've reached their top game at thirty.

That's the truest thing I've read on here today...

I thought I knew it at that age... it wasn't til I got older and I'd learned from different lovers that I really didn't. I never figure I'll know it all, but I have a good bag of tricks.. learning what a good mind fuck is matters as much as anything.. as well as the back of a womans neck and long licks up and down her spine. Her inner thighs, outer pussy lips and once you've made a woman have gspot orgasms and make her squirt.. you never hear bad things about your skills.