The drunk thread

[neci]

sometimes having the pussy licked just isn't worth it.

please get up, and just stick it in.

 

[Garnate]

Yeah that's what I was thinking. I would rather not get a bj then become lunch.

Agreed!

wanna hear a "bad blowjob" story?

God yes.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Agreed!


God yes.

Maybe I oughta wait until Lori goes to bed and/or passes out.

BTW, three rum drinks ah-ah-ah.....

 

[Garnate]

Really?! I thought ladies loved it.

I can't get off orally but I'm in the minority.

 

[Garnate]

Maybe I oughta wait until Lori goes to bed and/or passes out.

BTW, three rum drinks ah-ah-ah.....

Why? Is it about Lori?!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Why? Is it about Lori?!

Gawd no, Lori's a good girl. Or a nice girl. I always get those two confused.

 

[cowslinger64]

That bad bj is better than none is bullshit IMO. I've actually told a woman that she might as well stop if she couldn't do any better than that..

Some women can't suck cock to save their lives.. such a disappointment too..

 

[Garnate]

Gawd no, Lori's a good girl. Or a nice girl. I always get those two confused.

She really needs to do something about that.

That bad bj is better than none is bullshit IMO. I've actually told a woman that she might as well stop if she couldn't do any better than that..

Some women can't suck cock to save their lives.. such a disappointment too..

I'm glad you stopped her! I have a feeling most guys just lay there disappointed.

 

[Garnate]

The sex better be great.

Right? Jesus.

 

[Lorilei]

Maybe I oughta wait until Lori goes to bed and/or passes out.

BTW, three rum drinks ah-ah-ah.....

Why? Is it about Lori?!

Gawd no, Lori's a good girl. Or a nice girl. I always get those two confused.

Ummm.....

 

[neci]

Really?! I thought ladies loved it.

when there's no skill, there's no skill. anyone can up their game, but you must learn and practice, before perfection is reached. is anything worth knowing learned in a day?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ummm.....

Work with me, sweetie. Ah'm protectin' your oh-so-sweet-n-innocent reputation...

 

[Lorilei]

Work with me, sweetie. Ah'm protectin' your oh-so-sweet-n-innocent reputation...

Everyone knows I'm practically a virgin.

 

[Garnate]

Everyone knows I'm practically a virgin.

Up for sainthood, you are.

 

[about_average]

I don't think I can get drunk on hot chocolate.
Guess I should have had the chocolate ale instead.

 

[Lorilei]

Up for sainthood, you are.

For realz!

 

[Saint Peter]

Up for sainthood, you are.

Oh, yeah. Right.

 

[Lorilei]

Oh, yeah. Right.

Hey!!

 

[Garnate]

I don't think I can get drunk on hot chocolate.
Guess I should have had the chocolate ale instead.

Major fail, sir. Where's the disappointed emote at?

 

[lovetoread]

sometimes having the pussy licked just isn't worth it.

please get up, and just stick it in.

Oh gawd yes.

 

[neci]

Very good point. Same goes with blow jobs.

no shit.

now get on your knees and practice.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob's Traumatic BJ Story​

I was a sophomore at the University of Georgia.

One night I was stuck overnight in the women's dorm, getting my cock sucked by an energetic and enthusiastic young lady named Kay.

Kay wore braces.

Well, Kay got so enthusiastic that one of the metal bands in her mouth broke, leaving a sharp wire.

Unfortunately she didn't notice this at first.

Doubly unfortunately, neither did I.

She actually went down.....rrrrrrip
up....rrrrrrrrriipppppp
down again....ripppp

before my brain registered something had gone terribly, terribly wrong...

I pulled out of her mouth, and found "the mark of Zorro" a perfect 4 inch "Z", carved into the side of my cock.

I lived in fear of permanent scarring for the next month, until it totally healed up.

 

[Garnate]

no shit.

now get on your knees and practice.

BOOM! She told you, Nick!

 

[neci]

Oh gawd yes.

i drank so quickly to that, it want' funny.

a shot for LTR.

 

[about_average]

Major fail, sir. Where's the disappointed emote at?

Stuck to the bottom of your glass.