The drunk thread

[Garnate]

What time are you leaving?

Is "whenever" a good time? Apparently that doesn't work for my 6 yr old. He's wanted an exact time all day.

 

[Lorilei]

Is "whenever" a good time? Apparently that doesn't work for my 6 yr old. He's wanted an exact time all day.

Damn kids.

 

[Garnate]

Damn kids.

Seriously. What the fuck.

 

[Mr Noone]

Angels know how to take excellent pictures.

Omg anyway.




I need to be packing us up for Ohio in the morning. Any takers on when I actually do that?

In the morning.

 

[Garnate]

In the morning.

BINGO.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He's just excited. Did his helicopter arrive?

 

[lovetoread]

It's not love, it's your natural feminine hormonal urges heightened by alcohol.

Don't do something cheap and superficial, unless your cell phone is fully charged and there's sufficient light to make a quality video.

Lori can give you tips on camera angles.

I guess you missed my pic thread?

Angles are the # one lesson to learn.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://images5.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/04/01/620/5484576-elizabeth-taylor.jpg?site=sex&user=bigjohn39

 

[Garnate]

He's just excited. Did his helicopter arrive?

My 9 yr old got the helicopter. It arrived yesterday and he opened it today. Aside from the Pokémon 3DS game, it's his favorite gift.

You did good, kid!

 

[Lorilei]

Seriously. What the fuck.

Yeah, I don't know what you were thinking.

 

[Aquagal]

I like where this thread is going.




Cleavage shot for my Aqua gal pal fo' life.


Ignore the death stare. I don't want to kill you.

We are all enjoying this view. It's like, perfect for a blowjob.

 

[Garnate]

Yeah, I don't know what you were thinking.

If I'd known I'd have a child that was smarter than me I would've sold him to the gypsies when I had the chance.

 

[neci]

Angels know how to take excellent pictures.

Omg anyway.




I need to be packing us up for Ohio in the morning. Any takers on when I actually do that?

i understand.

also.

tequila.

 

[neci]

blah.

you should be shot for that av.

 

[Garnate]

We are all enjoying this view. It's like, perfect for a blowjob.

With or without the death stare?

I love my helicopter

Does it have a remote control?

 

[Garnate]

tequila.

YEAAAAAAAH! That's mah girl!

 

[Aquagal]

With or without the death stare?


Does it have a remote control?

With, of course. Maybe some running mascara.

 

[Garnate]

With, of course. Maybe some running mascara.

Sad blowjobs are the best

 

[Aquagal]

Sad blowjobs are the best

The tears are from the deep throating.

 

[Garnate]

The tears are from the deep throating.

A gag reflex would be necessary.

 

[neci]

YEAAAAAAAH! That's mah girl!

a fresh shot of herradura for you.

Sad blowjobs are the best

you are making me want to suck cock. this is dangerous.

 

[Garnate]

Any BJ is good

A bad blowjob is better than no blowjob.

 

[Garnate]

you are making me want to suck cock. this is a great thing.

Fixed.

 

[Garnate]

Well....I don't know about that

That's what I've heard guys say. I wonder if that's true if the bad blowjob was all teeth.

 

[RobDownSouth]

A bad blowjob is better than no blowjob.

wanna hear a "bad blowjob" story?