the difference between men and women... number one billion and something

[Guest]

Something many women fear: spiders.

Something many men fear: butt butter.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm scared of spiders.

I'm also scared to ask you what "butt butter" is.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[estevie]

I'm scared of spiders.

I'm also scared to ask you what "butt butter" is.

Oh, thank god, I thought maybe I was the only one..whewww

btw, I'm not scared of spiders...hate crickets tho...ick!

 

[MunchinMark]

Oddly I'm not scared of live spiders but I don't want to go near a dead one.

I'm guessing Butt Butter is either cellulite or excess flab. In which case it doesn't scare me.

Or is this a written down stutter?
I am not afraid of all that fat and cholesterol, but I understand why some people might be.

 

[plasticman33]

Oh, thank god, I thought maybe I was the only one..whewww

btw, I'm not scared of spiders...hate crickets tho...ick!

Crickets? Yummy great source of protein!

Watch out if she puts butt butter on that broom handle!!

 

[estevie]

Oddly I'm not scared of live spiders but I don't want to go near a dead one.

I'm guessing Butt Butter is either cellulite or excess flab. In which case it doesn't scare me.

Or is this a written down stutter?
I am not afraid of all that fat and cholesterol, but I understand why some people might be.

That is odd, Mark.


And, I don't think thats what butt butter is? Ya think? Why would anyone be scared of cellulite?

 

[Mensa]

I usually put it on toast

I'm also scared to ask you what "butt butter" is.

Think "Last Tango in Paris"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No, I think most guys like that scene.

 

[Wave_Rider]

Things that Frighten ME

People whose waist size is higher than their I.Q. (Just work on one of them).

Mental laziness.

Being narrow minded but still judgemental....

People that feel that by raising their voices (online typing in CAPS) gives their opinions more viability

"Those" that are afraid to risk in their lives for fear of being hurt (emotionally).

Lastly, since I'm partial to the ocean, those that litter MY beach...GRRRRRRRRRRR.......however, walking thru a forest and finding trash is just as upsetting...

Sheeesh.........give me spiders anytime instead of that. SWATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[Mensa]

Hold still, stop your squirming.

No, I think most guys like that scene.

Only when they are doing the buttering, not when they are the ones being buttered.

 

[Annabelle Lee]

Suddenly my buttered toast is less - more? - appetizing.