the devil's candy

[MelissaBaby]

Not sure about that.

I do have a Sharpie.


Lay down.

Fork over the candy first, bub. This ain't my first rodeo.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.mysexshoponline.com/0-mysexshoponline/imagenes-productos/14692-black-candy-bra-candy.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.vuxen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/9/small_image/410x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/5/0564133-stor.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRwhYgLqv5BUC-f_2ebdAFRWmm2yOKKr7RvPPsmYTzBH8qZudC

 

[Radiohead]

oh

yeah

http://www.collectingcandy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/CC_Candy-Costumes-Women-One-Source-CostumeCraze_com.jpg

Not snickers.

Closed legs.

 

[Saint Peter]

Cut her some slack.

She is holding a handful of peanuts in there.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://loverslanecloud.blob.core.windows.net/images/products/1_146950_ZM.JPG

 

[Saint Peter]

Fortune cookies with lips.

 

[Radiohead]

Cut her some slack.

She is holding a handful of peanuts in there.

A rainbow of fruit flavours mean something to you?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Cut her some slack.

She is holding a handful of peanuts in there.

Don't choke on one.

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't choke on one.

I will take her to see the elephants at the zoo prior to sexy times.

 

[Saint Peter]

A rainbow of fruit flavours mean something to you?

Yeah.
No.

Maybe.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I will take her to see the elephants at the zoo prior to sexy times.

That always puts me in the mood.

 

[Radiohead]

That always puts me in the mood.

Its easier for me to drop my pants.

(and I could look for the elephant trunks shot, but that requires effort.)

 

[MelissaBaby]

Its easier for me to drop my pants.

(and I could look for the elephant trunks shot, but that requires effort.)

Have you got one of these?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/410W1Ps5TSL.jpg

 

[Radiohead]

Have you got one of these?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/410W1Ps5TSL.jpg

Magnums dont fit... but I was meaning this (how dare you make me make an effort)

Eh, elephant boxers with room to hang the weapon out the front.

I dont do boxers.

 

[raindancer]

Circus peanuts!?! *reported

 

[Radiohead]

Circus peanuts!?! *reported

Dont hate the playa, hate the game.

 

[Saint Peter]

Circus peanuts!?! *reported

You have to earn them.

 

[raindancer]

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/3jEAAOSwM4xXcPsF/s-l300.jpg

 

[Ramone45]

"All the Candy Corn that has ever been made was made in 1904."

 

[pink]

Candy apples rock. Everything else is gross.

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://cdnph.upi.com/svc/sv/i/53071251226878/2009/1/12512979664890/Man-outraged-by-sexy-candy-wrapper.jpg

 

[FGB]

Hard Core.



https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91OwovXgwpL._SX522_.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

Not snickers.

Closed legs.

They're all the same model.