The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Tallcajun]

Far, stretch out on the bow of that boat.
I could use some rays

 

[Porkwarrior]

Up early tomorrow, so packing as much in as I can before midnight getting the stinkeye from a momma Cardinal nesting in one of my patio light fixtures....

Feels like my ex-wife watching me.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I drank quickly.
Am toasted.
Hello!

 

[Farawyn]

Far, stretch out on the bow of that boat.
I could use some rays

Nakey?

Up early tomorrow, so packing as much in as I can before midnight getting the stinkeye from a momma Cardinal nesting in one of my patio light fixtures....

Feels like my ex-wife watching me.

She probably is!

I drank quickly.
Am toasted.
Hello!

Smoochy wet kisses like Bugs Bunny.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Wascally Wabbit

 

[Tallcajun]

Nakey

Of course!

 

[Tallcajun]

I drank quickly.
Am toasted.
Hello!

Me too.
Whisky on an empty stomach.
Bout ready for bed...

 

[Porkwarrior]

I'm pulling an all nighter to get it outta my system. Today was stress more than work.

And I will not cum until my cock is in her mouth, break a piece of furniture,

The REALLY FUCK HER silly

 

[gracie920101]

Trying to decide where to place the calories tonight, a big serving of chips and salsa I've been craving or cracking the bottle of Menage a Trois Silk I picked up.

 

[Blue]

Debating a beer.

What was the subject?

 

[Farawyn]

What was the subject?

Corn, silly.
Tch.

 

[Farawyn]

Trying to decide where to place the calories tonight, a big serving of chips and salsa I've been craving or cracking the bottle of Menage a Trois Silk I picked up.

Both.

 

[Farawyn]

I'm pulling an all nighter to get it outta my system. Today was stress more than work.

And I will not cum until my cock is in her mouth, break a piece of furniture,

The REALLY FUCK HER silly

Your posts are always so enthusiastic!
Go get her!!! GRrrRRrrr!

 

[Blue]

Corn, silly.
Tch.

You'd better have been on the right side of that debate...
The Corn Lords do not take kindly to dissent.

 

[Farawyn]

You'd better have been on the right side of that debate...
The Corn Lords do not take kindly to dissent.

*screams soundlessly!!*

 

[Farawyn]

Ipa!!!

 

[Endless_Night]

Yep. Drinking. Can you count a drink and a half as plural?

Sure. Why not.

 

[ViciousTease]

Yep. Drinking. Can you count a drink and a half as plural?

Sure. Why not.

For you? Yes. For me, that's not even drinking.

 

[lordfarquat]

Shit, am I the last drinker on here? Well, cheers to all of you sexy/kinky people out there!

 

[gracie920101]

Having one of those days

https://68.media.tumblr.com/86fb6a8d95700886f80fb38073297116/tumblr_of8rlytRtm1tikg41o1_400.jpg

 

[Farawyn]

Where's the wheat beer?

 

[Tallcajun]

Have beer, will travel!


Friday night was too much gin. Made for a sleepy Saturday.
House full.

Today, maybe vino.

 

[Tallcajun]

Vino is gone.
Rye is in jeopardy.

 

[Farawyn]

Vino is gone.
Rye is in jeopardy.

Vino here as well. Not gone as I've been talking to my mom on the phone and cleaning my kitchen.
Still.
Cold and delicious.

 

[smtst5]

Victory Dirtwolf