The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Tallcajun]

That explains why my mother doesn't care for alcohol

Tonight it's a bit of amaretto!
Mixed with spiced rum
I predict another alien invasion

That combination sounds tasty.

Aliens are welcome!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ha ha. Well I just realized that I didn't close the curtains the whole way tonight. I think I gave someone a shoe

WTF are you now going to do with only one shoe?

 

[smtst5]

WTF are you now going to do with only one shoe?

Ha ha show not shoe.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Ha ha show not shoe.

Oh darn. I was going to suggest throwing it into the middle of the street, where single shoes evidently love hanging out.

 

[smtst5]

Oh darn. I was going to suggest throwing it into the middle of the street, where single shoes evidently love hanging out.

I'll just eat it since my foot is already in my mouth

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'll just eat it since my foot is already in my mouth

Snacks! To go with the beer and tequila! Much better than my idea

 

[smtst5]

Snacks! To go with the beer and tequila! Much better than my idea

Come to think of it I could eat something

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Come to think of it I could eat something

Perhaps you would have enjoyed my pulled pork quesadilla which I am plastering all over, and of which there happens to be none left?


Pulled pork, 2 cheese, avocado and salsa verde quesadilla.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/db70da26ea4930d64b900d3e34a7d893/tumblr_olr9duhgQs1ttoj3bo1_400.jpg

 

[smtst5]

Perhaps you would have enjoyed my pulled pork quesadilla which I am plastering all over, and of which there happens to be none left?


Pulled pork, 2 cheese, avocado and salsa verde quesadilla.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/db70da26ea4930d64b900d3e34a7d893/tumblr_olr9duhgQs1ttoj3bo1_400.jpg

Pulled pork sounds good. I had some on my nachos at the bar tonight

 

[JMoriarty]

Half a bottle of cabernet and I'm feeling good

 

[Lollygirl26]

Nationl Margarita day...anyone else celebrating?,

 

[smtst5]

Nationl Margarita day...anyone else celebrating?,

But of course... cheers

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Nationl Margarita day...anyone else celebrating?,

Hey Lolly Lolly! Margaritas poolside!
To be carried around to the beach in a while

 

[Lollygirl26]

Hey Lolly Lolly! Margaritas poolside!
To be carried around to the beach in a while

Have one for me beach side. I had my share here.

 

[firefighterscott]

Have one for me beach side. I had my share here.

Have a few for me. Please

 

[gracie920101]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/611f491bea1a703c93cd55ce053b7d12/tumblr_olwl4zDmim1vgofu5o1_1280.jpg

Doc said I could have ONE !!!!! drink today and see how I feel. Woohoo!

Now I'm frozen with indecision! Do I mix a drink or just uncork a red or a white?

J's not home so HE's no help!

 

[pensivepoet]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/611f491bea1a703c93cd55ce053b7d12/tumblr_olwl4zDmim1vgofu5o1_1280.jpg

Doc said I could have ONE !!!!! drink today and see how I feel. Woohoo!

Now I'm frozen with indecision! Do I mix a drink or just uncork a red or a white?

J's not home so HE's no help!

Just one?

 

[gracie920101]

Just one?

I wish! breaking out the box of straws...

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Okay, disclaimer, I'm half drunk and on the way to being fully drunk.

I am not responsible for my actions during the next four hours. Or until I pass out, whatever comes first!

 

[pensivepoet]

Okay, disclaimer, I'm half drunk and on the way to being fully drunk.

I am not responsible for my actions during the next four hours. Or until I pass out, whatever comes first!

Damn
Ain't seen you in forever
I'm only half drunk and too damn lazy to go fetch the other half.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Damn
Ain't seen you in forever
I'm only half drunk and too damn lazy to go fetch the other half.

I've been here! You're the one that's been gone *sticks tongue out*

 

[pensivepoet]

I've been here! You're the one that's been gone *sticks tongue out*

I ain't been so gone as you think I've been
But dang....you know

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/611f491bea1a703c93cd55ce053b7d12/tumblr_olwl4zDmim1vgofu5o1_1280.jpg

Doc said I could have ONE !!!!! drink today and see how I feel. Woohoo!

Now I'm frozen with indecision! Do I mix a drink or just uncork a red or a white?

J's not home so HE's no help!

Cat bar??
So how did the one drink go?

 

[LucyBee01]

Champagne!
Hiccup!

 

[Jaime_H]

Champagne!
Hiccup!

Champers this early?

Have you escaped from a wedding.....?