The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[ElsieElsewhere]

This. Love cheap wine that feels like $$$.

Description and review.

http://winederlusting.com/wine-reviews/picton-bay-sauvignon-blanc-review-rating/

omg I am going to go look for that. I have been buying a bunch of random cheap wines to experiment with drinking and writing. I want to see what would come out of me while under the influence. I think I am on the right track. I just need to put it down in a text document instead of texting my friends with whatever is pouring out. Do you know if that Picton Bay wine is strong?

 

[midwestyankee]

Love G&T
I'm a blue sapphire girl.
And I'm beginning to get picky about my mixer too. Lol

I rarely make drinks that require this many ingredients...It's a holiday thing...

I tried Blue Sapphire a couple years ago but turned back to Tanqueray immediately. I didn't care for the sweetness of the BS.

 

[midwestyankee]

omg I am going to go look for that. I have been buying a bunch of random cheap wines to experiment with drinking and writing. I want to see what would come out of me while under the influence. I think I am on the right track. I just need to put it down in a text document instead of texting my friends with whatever is pouring out. Do you know if that Picton Bay wine is strong?

Most wine has about the same alcohol content, doesn't it?

 

[Farawyn]

omg I am going to go look for that. I have been buying a bunch of random cheap wines to experiment with drinking and writing. I want to see what would come out of me while under the influence. I think I am on the right track. I just need to put it down in a text document instead of texting my friends with whatever is pouring out. Do you know if that Picton Bay wine is strong?

Most wine has about the same alcohol content, doesn't it?

Ummm, no. I think some reds are a bit stronger. This feels and tastes lighter.
Dessert wine is strong. Port.

I don't like sweet stuff. Sweet anything. Maybe 1 just to be festive. Then I go for DRY.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

.... Yeah.

TC, gimme four fingers of not wine

No hate, just not my thing. I can do a dry red on occasion, but them's the brakes.

 

[Tallcajun]

Here ya go...
This great scotch, but pricey.

The old adage, ya get what you pay for is true.

 

[Farawyn]

Here ya go...
This great scotch, but pricey.

The old adage, ya get what you pay for is true.

I thought the old adage was all the best things in life are free.

 

[Tallcajun]

Well, Far, I guess that's true, but you run the risk of getting caught.

Muddy Waters had song where he says something like 'who ever said life was bowl of fruit?' A play on 'life is just a bowl of cherries'

 

[Farawyn]

Well, Far, I guess that's true, but you run the risk of getting caught.

You know about my sticky fingers?

I haven't been caught yet.

 

[Tallcajun]

You know about my sticky fingers?

I haven't been caught yet.

Don't lose that rabbit foot.

 

[Farawyn]

Don't lose that rabbit foot.

*knocks on wood 3 times*

 

[cascadiabound]

I tried Blue Sapphire a couple years ago but turned back to Tanqueray immediately. I didn't care for the sweetness of the BS.

I wouldn't describe BS as sweet as much as more floral/ herbal than tanqueray. I like Tanqueray too.

I'll be sure to buy in Tanqueray for you when you visit. Extra line or no? I'm thinking no.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

*knocks on wood 3 times*

.... Where the hell'd my rabbits foot go?

 

[Farawyn]

.... Where the hell'd my rabbits foot go?

Mhmmmmmmm...

 

[midwestyankee]

Ummm, no. I think some reds are a bit stronger. This feels and tastes lighter.
Dessert wine is strong. Port.

I don't like sweet stuff. Sweet anything. Maybe 1 just to be festive. Then I go for DRY.

I had no idea - or forgot. Now I am better informed. Wines - From Low to High Alcohol

 

[Farawyn]

I had no idea - or forgot. Now I am better informed. [URL="http://winefolly.com/tutorial/the-lightest-to-the-strongest-wine/"http://winefolly.com/tutorial/the-lightest-to-the-strongest-wine] Wines - From Low to High Alcohol[/URL]

Awww, it won't load for me!

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I made the terrible mistake of drunk texting my friend with this last night:

http://i.imgur.com/XzKicId.png

Now there are several things wrong with this:

1. I don't drink often. So apparently when I drink, I turn into a moron.
2. My friend is a girl.
3. I am straight.

Just saw this.

Only a few times in your life, will the stars align and you be just the right amount of fucked up to do something this epic... Good stuff

 

[Farawyn]

Just saw this.

Only a few times in your life, will the stars align and you be just the right amount of fucked up to do something this epic... Good stuff

I dunno. I think Elsie does this often...

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

just tell her your phone got drunk.

Thankfully, she didn't mind.

Just saw this.

Only a few times in your life, will the stars align and you be just the right amount of fucked up to do something this epic... Good stuff

We talk about stupid stuff like that all the time. She writes erotica as well, so our humor will sort of revolve around being lecherous. We did a writing exercise where we had a container of cottage cheese fall in love with an ikea furniture assembly manual and then wrote the sex scenes for them.
But I think when I got drunk and asked her to be my baby's daddy, my ability to comprehend the world kinda went out the window.

I dunno. I think Elsie does this often...

Plot twist: It was Farawyn that I asked to get me pregnant. And Maury says that she's the father!

 

[Farawyn]

Thankfully, she didn't mind.



We talk about stupid stuff like that all the time. She writes erotica as well, so our humor will sort of revolve around being lecherous. We did a writing exercise where we had a container of cottage cheese fall in love with an ikea furniture assembly manual and then wrote the sex scenes for them.
But I think when I got drunk and asked her to be my baby's daddy, my ability to comprehend the world kinda went out the window.



Plot twist: It was Farawyn that I asked to get me pregnant. And Maury says that she's the father!

*hides the turkey baster and David Crosby's sperm*

 

[Farawyn]

My GF and I have an ongoing RP where we are harvesting yeast from under the pannus of our old Nurse Manager and baking bread with it to feed the poor, Elsie.
I feel you.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Annnnnd I officially don't know what the fuck is happening anymore, but it's funny, so I'll just sit here quietly nursing my drink and laughing at the idea of this very special episode of Maury

 

[Tallcajun]

I wasn't gonna say anything....
Just watch to see where this would go.

 

[midwestyankee]

Awww, it won't load for me!

I believe the link now works.

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

My GF and I have an ongoing RP where we are harvesting yeast from under the pannus of our old Nurse Manager and baking bread with it to feed the poor, Elsie.
I feel you.

*gush*

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