The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Porkwarrior]

I've given up the tea & honey.
The bottle of wine was okay.

But now I'm ready for REAL booze.....

So I'm making a Pimm's Cup, lol

 

[Farawyn]

Farawyn drives crazy, even sober...

I'm wearing a football helmet I found back here on the floor board

Stay in your doggone lane Far!

Where is Cascadiabound when you need her?

I've given up the tea & honey.
The bottle of wine was okay.

But now I'm ready for REAL booze.....

So I'm making a Pimm's Cup, lol

If you kids don't PIPE DOWN we are not stopping at White Castle!!!

 

[Tallcajun]

)God im hungry...(

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Piping!
Aaaahhhhh...

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*duct tapes mouth shut*

 

[Farawyn]

*pulls over o the side of the road and just...waits...*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

*elbows cajun*

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*offers Far the duct tape for the others*

 

[Farawyn]

*waits a beat*

Are we all buckled in???

NO PUKING!

CnC, adjust that helmet girl!

*speeds up to 56 in a 55 like a fucking badass*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

*pulls the mouth guard off the helmet and throws it out the window*

 

[1sickbastard]

Okay, I'm officially 'tipsy'.

 

[Tallcajun]

*pulls the mouth guard off the helmet and throws it out the window*

So 'devil may care'..... Such a turn on!


I want my White Castle....,

 

[Farawyn]

*pulls the mouth guard off the helmet and throws it out the window*

*glares at you in the window and mouths NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Watch the road, Far!
Not me, misbehaving

https://youtu.be/7KJjVMqNIgA

 

[Tallcajun]

The ices cream nazi.

Can any one else drive?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Howdy, Tipsy!
I'll try and remember your new name

 

[1sickbastard]

Howdy, Tipsy!
I'll try and remember your new name

Why bother?

I'll forget it after another glass.

Oh look! There's another glass...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm as out of beer as Far is of patience

 

[Farawyn]

The ices cream nazi.

Can any one else drive?

You can walk. It's only 10 miles. Uphill. Both ways. In the SNOW.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You can walk. It's only 10 miles. Uphill. Both ways. In the SNOW.

He's in his bare feet!!

 

[Tallcajun]

Okay, I'm officially 'tipsy'.

Welcome to the club

http://youtu.be/txhaQ6D4IKs

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Technically I'm still legal to drive. And going for Mexican...

 

[Tallcajun]

Technically I'm still legal to drive. And going for Mexican...

No. White Castle or I'm taking the snowy up hill trek.

Pick me up at the intersection of Burger and Fry

 

[MyNameIsNO]

No. White Castle or I'm taking the snowy up hill trek.

Pick me up at the intersection of Burger and Fry

Man that's all the way cross town

 

[Tallcajun]

Alright, alright...
I'll find my way back.
I always do. I'm good at that.