The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

Do you need two so that when you get drunk and take one off and lose it, you can do it again the next night?

If that's the case I'll just have to get a new one made every time I go drinking

 

[Farawyn]

Do you need two so that when you get drunk and take one off and lose it, you can do it again the next night?

*rolls a barrel of rum across the floor to you*

 

[rbijon]

*rolls a barrel of rum across the floor to you*

Roll out another please

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

If that's the case I'll just have to get a new one made every time I go drinking

I think it's better to buy them by the gross with all of us about

*rolls a barrel of rum across the floor to you*

*gets steam rollered by a random barrel*
Fuck!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Roll out another please

Give him a small barrel of rum.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Give him a small barrel of rum.

A SMALL barrel.
Because pirates can't be trusted?
Because we are hoarding rum for Wednesday?
Because he has a monkey that needs some place to sit?
Why why why a small barrel?

 

[Farawyn]

A SMALL barrel.
Because pirates can't be trusted?
Because we are hoarding rum for Wednesday?
Because he has a monkey that needs some place to sit?
Why why why a small barrel?

Because "size doesn't matter!"

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Because "size doesn't matter!"

Because I'm stingy with my rum.

 

[cookiecat]

I've had a fun weekend

http://i.imgur.com/5OIHGTT.jpg

 

[rbijon]

I need Iced Coffee now

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I've had a fun weekend

http://i.imgur.com/5OIHGTT.jpg

You need to stop hanging out with Far and I.

Just kidding, you're ours forever!

*insert evil laugh here*

 

[cookiecat]

You need to stop hanging out with Far and I.

Just kidding, you're ours forever!

*insert evil laugh here*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Because "size doesn't matter!"

Haha! Oh yeah. What WAS I thinking?

Because I'm stingy with my rum.

Good answer!
Me too, actually

 

[AbsintheFather]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/920beed760da1f59acbb46f67cd3efea/tumblr_oc7s8crFlC1tb2dmko1_500.jpg

 

[ViciousTease]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/920beed760da1f59acbb46f67cd3efea/tumblr_oc7s8crFlC1tb2dmko1_500.jpg

Amen to that.

 

[Tallcajun]

Thank you, AbsintheFather, for bumping.
Can you suggest a top shelf rum?

 

[cookiecat]

I've got my drinkin' t-shirt on!

http://i.imgur.com/wyPDWIi.jpg?1


*sits down, drinking something simple - vodka & OJ

*wonders if NO is still vertical?

*looks around

Guess I'm the only one here...

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmmm. Should I stop at one drink? Hmmm.

 

[ViciousTease]

Hmmm. Should I stop at one drink? Hmmm.

Never. Seriously, never.

I just started #5.

 

[Endless_Night]

Never. Seriously, never.

I just started #5.

D.E.A.R. L.O.R.D.

Seriously?!?!?!?

 

[1sickbastard]

Never. Seriously, never.

I just started #5.

I just started #3, which mixes nicely with the movie Goldfinger.

 

[Endless_Night]

I just started #3, which mixes nicely with the movie Goldfinger.

Are you drinking Golschlager? Inquiring minds and all.

 

[1sickbastard]

Are you drinking Golschlager? Inquiring minds and all.

That would be an appropriate drink, would it not?

But no, just a basic vodka and tonic.

 

[ViciousTease]

D.E.A.R. L.O.R.D.

Seriously?!?!?!?

Yes, but it's just beer. Five is perfectly acceptable.

I just started #3, which mixes nicely with the movie Goldfinger.

Excellent start, Sir.