The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[_Necrosomantic_]

omg. My keyboard is gross sticky from chex mix. Help me.

... This is why we can't have nice things.

( hands you some Grunge Grippers TM. )

I've got troubles of my own. I need an IV rigged up with... Whatever the hell is in this bottle!

 

[cookiecat]

"Chex mix" hmmmm?

100 made-up euphemisms for semen
1. Wormgob
2. Fun-gel
3. Shagwhizz
4. Snakeflob
5. Shakygravy
6. Sexwee
7. Bonkjuice
8. Fuckslash
9. Whitespirit
10. Willymilk
11. Cuckoospit
12. Wet paint
13. Splashback
14. Gluepiss
15.manfoam
16. Custard.
17. loveglug
18. shag clag
19. Yoohoo!
20. Man Fat
21. Fructis
22. Fishdip

 

[cookiecat]

... This is why we can't have nice things.

( hands you some Grunge Grippers TM. )

I've got troubles of my own. I need an IV rigged up with... Whatever the hell is in this bottle!

Isn't that a banana hammock? Wasn't there something about banana IV's somewhere??

 

[Farawyn]

... This is why we can't have nice things.

( hands you some Grunge Grippers TM. )

I've got troubles of my own. I need an IV rigged up with... Whatever the hell is in this bottle!

I'm great with IVs.
But no scotch.
You get a banana bag.

 

[cookiecat]

I'm great with IVs.
But no scotch.
You get a banana bag.

Jinx!

 

[Farawyn]

100 made-up euphemisms for semen
1. Wormgob
2. Fun-gel
3. Shagwhizz
4. Snakeflob
5. Shakygravy
6. Sexwee
7. Bonkjuice
8. Fuckslash
9. Whitespirit
10. Willymilk
11. Cuckoospit
12. Wet paint
13. Splashback
14. Gluepiss
15.manfoam
16. Custard.
17. loveglug
18. shag clag
19. Yoohoo!
20. Man Fat
21. Fructis
22. Fishdip

I'm all about 17.

 

[Farawyn]

Jinx!

You owe me a beer.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm all about 17.

Willymilk
*chuckles*

 

[cookiecat]

I'm all about 17.

baby, baby, do it, do it, cum inside me, I need your loveglug.

hmmm

God, yes, yes, that's it, deeper baby, give it to me, give me your manfat right now!

This needs to go in the A or B game.

 

[cookiecat]

You owe me a beer.

Done deal.

 

[Farawyn]

baby, baby, do it, do it, cum inside me, I need your loveglug.

hmmm

God, yes, yes, that's it, deeper baby, give it to me, give me your manfat right now!

This needs to go in the A or B game.

Doesn't *glug* connotate swallowing?
Just sayin'.

 

[cookiecat]

Doesn't *glug* connotate swallowing?
Just sayin'.

Gawd. Everything's over my head tonight.

10-4.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm drinking...
Water.
I'm drinking water.

 

[fitdaddy6936]

I'm drinking...
Water.
I'm drinking water.

I say that too when I drop an ice cube in my scotch...

 

[Farawyn]

I say that too when I drop an ice cube in my scotch...

*flying tackle hug*

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I say that too when I drop an ice cube in my scotch...

Ah good, yes. Thanks for that helpful hint. I shall remember it.

 

[fitdaddy6936]

*flying tackle hug*

Fuck, I forgot to wear my helmet and shoulder pads.

 

[Farawyn]

Fuck, I forgot to wear my helmet and shoulder pads.

And your cup?

 

[fitdaddy6936]

And your cup?

Oh wait.... That's where you were tackling me? Lol.

 

[Farawyn]

Ah good, yes. Thanks for that helpful hint. I shall remember it.

So.

I was at my mom's tonight. She made me watch a 2 hour documentary on Lyndon Johnson. Who was actually a hell of a guy as far as civil rights went. Vietnam was his undoing.

I wanted to call you, NO, and give you a blow by blow.
But I couldn't.
Because, Lyndon Johnson.

 

[Farawyn]

Oh wait.... That's where you were tackling me? Lol.

Dude.
Have you seen your suit pics?

 

[fitdaddy6936]

So.

I was at my mom's tonight. She made me watch a 2 hour documentary on Lyndon Johnson. Who was actually a hell of a guy as far as civil rights went. Vietnam was his undoing.

I wanted to call you, NO, and give you a blow by blow.
But I couldn't.
Because, Lyndon Johnson.

I actually saw that documentary on LBJ. It was really good. LBJ was a complex man, lots of good and bad.

Dude.
Have you seen your suit pics?

Yeah, I think I have. Lol. I will make sure that I wear my cup next time.

 

[Farawyn]

I actually saw that documentary on LBJ. It was really good. LBJ was a complex man, lots of good and bad.



Yeah, I think I have. Lol. I will make sure that I wear my cup next time.

*leaves you in the living room with my mom, a cup, scotch, and LBJ*

 

[fitdaddy6936]

*leaves you in the living room with my mom, a cup, scotch, and LBJ*

*doesnt realize that you left*. Lol. Only kidding, only kidding.

Ok, gotta go to bed, bike ride 6:30 tomorrow morning. Good night fara, good night everyone.

 

[Farawyn]

*doesnt realize that you left*. Lol. Only kidding, only kidding.

Ok, gotta go to bed, bike ride 6:30 tomorrow morning. Good night fara, good night everyone.

Night, BD.