The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[smtst5]

Mmmm yes. I suppose they do.

Drinking takes the edge off so you can.. well edge.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

How'd your beard trimmer lately

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Drinking takes the edge off so you can.. well edge.

I uhh. Don't need to dunno for that lol

 

[smtst5]

How'd your beard trimmer lately

Fully charged

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Fully charged

Must be getting a workout then

 

[smtst5]

Must be getting a workout then

There was a unanimous vote to keep the look so I have to go with it.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

There was a unanimous vote to keep the look so I have to go with it.

Mmmm you're a good man

 

[smtst5]

Mmmm you're a good man

It;s all neat and tidy. And very smooth.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

It;s all neat and tidy. And very smooth.

Perfect

 

[smtst5]

Perfect

However it now requires frequent moisturizer applications

 

[MyNameIsNO]

However it now requires frequent moisturizer applications

Oh?
Speaking of play time hmm?

 

[smtst5]

Oh?
Speaking of play time hmm?

Why yes yes it is

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Why yes yes it is

Need help?
Hehe lol

 

[smtst5]

Need help?
Hehe lol

As a matter of fact I do.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This is the drunk, drinking thread!
Not the drink, masturbatory thread!
Yeesh.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Yes sorry
*embarrassed*

 

[cookiecat]

*pours NO a glitter drink*

It's noon - a good time for a cocktail!

Drinking leads to fun fun things. Seems like it's all good, dirty fun.

http://i.imgur.com/x0QnbYE.gif

 

[Farawyn]

I'm driving home from the airport in 5 minutes.
Hold a drink for me. Please?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

*pours NO a glitter drink*

It's noon - a good time for a cocktail!

Drinking leads to fun fun things. Seems like it's all good, dirty fun.

Image snip

Yeah well, once he pulled out the moisturiser I kind of cringed and didn't really want a blow by blow of his masturbation techniques in here...

 

[Farawyn]

Yeah well, once he pulled out the moisturiser I kind of cringed and didn't really want a blow by blow of his masturbation techniques in here...

Hahahah. Blow by blow.


I'm back from the airport! *starts up the slurpee machines*

CnC, let's go. Rum or vodka in your slurpee?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Hahahah. Blow by blow.


I'm back from the airport! *starts up the slurpee machines*

CnC, let's go. Rum or vodka in your slurpee?

Vodka, please!
I really need a change...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

And if you could make it a slurpee that would turn my tongue colours, double yes please!

 

[cookiecat]

Yeah well, once he pulled out the moisturiser I kind of cringed and didn't really want a blow by blow of his masturbation techniques in here...

haha! That went right over my head. I thought he was sunburned or something.

Hahahah. Blow by blow.

I'm back from the airport! *starts up the slurpee machines*

CnC, let's go. Rum or vodka in your slurpee?

Vodka, please!
I really need a change...

I'm up for a basic screwdriver. I need some vitamin C.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I can't even remember the last time I had a screwdriver. That actually sounds delicious!!! Even better yet, made with pineapple juice fresh from my juicer. Yum yum! Is that a drink? It should be!

 

[cookiecat]

I can't even remember the last time I had a screwdriver. That actually sounds delicious!!! Even better yet, made with pineapple juice fresh from my juicer. Yum yum! Is that a drink? It should be!

I found this:

VODKA SLUSH
1 6 oz. can frozen lemonade
1 6 oz. can frozen orange juice
1 6 oz. can frozen pineapple juice
3 1/2 cups water
1 cup strong tea
1 pint vodka
1/2 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice
Combine all ingredients together and freeze. Stir well. Fill glass 1/2 full or frozen mixture and fill the rest of the glass with 7-Up.

But not fresh pineapple!? There was a pineapple ginger vodka thing but my god, it was an hour to prepare.