The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[cookiecat]

(Whistles "silver tongue devil". Sits on the curb with my bottle.)

http://youtu.be/GdVMvYj0HAs

Are you still whistling?

I just had a boysenberry lemon drop with dinner.
Holy shit that thing was strong!

It looked goooooood!!

Hi Cutie. You're from MN, wouldn't that be a Pale and Slutty?

I've been out in the sun!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Man, I just got here and I'm already sleepy.
What's up with that?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Sounds absolutely perfect.
Thank you kindly AF

BTW...you have never put me to sleep.

Then again...I might not be a lady...

You're a Lady

Reminds me of a Stones song . . .

Don't need a whore
I don't need no booze
Don't need a virgin priest
But I need someone I can cry to
I need someone to protect
Making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for youth
But I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend

Or the Lyle Lovett song, She's No Lady, She's My Wife

My phone's dying. Goodnight friends

 

[cascadiabound]

You're a Lady

Reminds me of a Stones song . . .

Don't need a whore
I don't need no booze
Don't need a virgin priest
But I need someone I can cry to
I need someone to protect
Making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for youth
But I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend

Or the Lyle Lovett song, She's No Lady, She's My Wife

My phone's dying. Goodnight friends

AF
Thanks for the drink
Thanks for the tunes.
I love both of those....but then again...you knew I would.

 

[cookiecat]

Man, I just got here and I'm already sleepy.
What's up with that?

Stop it! You need something sparkly. Not champagne but a sparkly white wine...

 

[Farawyn]

Prosecco.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Are you still whistling?



It looked goooooood!!



I've been out in the sun!!!

It made my face squish up and I went "Oh holy shit"

 

[Farawyn]

The boat was so awesome.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

The boat was so awesome.

I love it!
I got beach time.
You got boat time.
We should be happy until morning LMAO

 

[Farawyn]

(Whistles "silver tongue devil". Sits on the curb with my bottle.)

http://youtu.be/GdVMvYj0HAs

Hahahahahaha!!!

 

[smtst5]

Apparently someone drank all of the Patron at the bar last night

 

[Farawyn]

Apparently someone drank all of the Patron at the bar last night

The usual suspects were not here.
I blame little different.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Apparently someone drank all of the Patron at the bar last night

Yeah we were all behaving.
Well, as much as we can

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Stop it! You need something sparkly. Not champagne but a sparkly white wine...

Prosecco.

I went with spiced rum.
I know, I know... predictable, huh?
But I'm almost done with the bottle, and I saw something big and sparkly at the liquor store last time...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Apparently someone drank all of the Patron at the bar last night

And I'm guessing that "someone" was you

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

The usual suspects were not here.
I blame little different.

Surely not!
That would result in some kind of necessary but fucked up Dr. visit that might not then be attainable due to bus schedules and planet alignments and the pure, pure weight of the stress of a mother's regard precluding it.
Holy fu... I don't envy the bastard

 

[Farawyn]

I went with spiced rum.
I know, I know... predictable, huh?
But I'm almost done with the bottle, and I saw something big and sparkly at the liquor store last time...

And I'm guessing that "someone" was you

Surely not!
That would result in some kind of necessary but fucked up Dr. visit that might not then be attainable due to bus schedules and planet alignments and the pure, pure weight of the stress of a mother's regard precluding it.
Holy fu... I don't envy the bastard

Clearly, you need to drink more!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Clearly, you need to drink more!!!

Is that because I'm still coherent?
Ummm... I am still coherent, right?

 

[Farawyn]

Is that because I'm still coherent?
Ummm... I am still coherent, right?

I don't know. I can't see the screen!

 

[cookiecat]

Is that because I'm still coherent?
Ummm... I am still coherent, right?

What time is it where you are?

I don't know. I can't see the screen!

You're up awful late!!

 

[Farawyn]

What time is it where you are?



You're up awful late!!

Wired. :/

 

[cookiecat]

Wired. :/

I hear ya.

Ya know, I never look at people's profiles.

Collar 'n Cuffs profile pic!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I don't know. I can't see the screen!

Whew! Ok, so it doesn't matter. Today

What time is it where you are?

Pay your tab and GTFOTB time

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I hear ya.

Ya know, I never look at people's profiles.

Collar 'n Cuffs profile pic!!

I never look at them either!
Especially guys
And thank you! very sweet!

 

[Farawyn]

I hear ya.

Ya know, I never look at people's profiles.

Collar 'n Cuffs profile pic!!

I never look at them either!
Especially guys
And thank you! very sweet!

I look at them all the time!

Does that make me creepy?