The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

tequila and a beard trimmer...what could possibly happen?

So... you're going to tell us right?
If it was gruesome do you have pictures?!

 

[rbijon]

My kids aren't home.
It's amazing I'm even sober.

How about waffles with blueberries?

Don't think about wine for later.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

How about waffles with blueberries?

Don't think about wine for later.

Actually I have some strawberries I need to use.
Hmmm....

 

[rbijon]

Actually I have some strawberries I need to use.
Hmmm....

There are far better uses for strawberries than waffles

 

[Farawyn]

I'm not hungover.

For those I was sending blurry pics and ah mah gah texts to?

I'm sorry.

I grabbed a lot of boobies last night and had mine grabbed as well. I have the best friends evah!

Have a great day all. I'm at work. See you later!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm not hungover.

For those I was sending blurry pics and ah mah gah texts to?

I'm sorry.

I grabbed a lot of boobies last night and had mine grabbed as well. I have the best friends evah!

Have a great day all. I'm at work. See you later!

Yes you are. I've talked to you.
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose friends think pulling up my shirt and grabbing a handful of boob is a proper greeting.

 

[cookiecat]

*stumbles in*

Just throw a shot of vodka in my face. Then a bloody mary.

*lays head on counter*

 

[Farawyn]

Yes you are. I've talked to you.
I'm glad I'm not the only one whose friends think pulling up my shirt and grabbing a handful of boob is a proper greeting.

I was softly hungover when we spoke.
You've heard me worse.

 

[rbijon]

http://65.media.tumblr.com/c178377236c5da876f59a3865615a396/tumblr_oad817NJDk1v0j6qto1_1280.jpg

Way too much wine was drank here last night

 

[cookiecat]

http://65.media.tumblr.com/c178377236c5da876f59a3865615a396/tumblr_oad817NJDk1v0j6qto1_1280.jpg

Way too much wine was drank here last night

Not what I expected!

 

[cookiecat]

I was softly hungover when we spoke.
You've heard me worse.

A soft hangover ain't so bad.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I was softly hungover when we spoke.
You've heard me worse.

Indeed my dear I have.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

http://65.media.tumblr.com/c178377236c5da876f59a3865615a396/tumblr_oad817NJDk1v0j6qto1_1280.jpg

Way too much wine was drank here last night

Does that come with a fun twisty straw?

 

[rbijon]

Not what I expected!

http://67.media.tumblr.com/ed463c0bc4dc5e3642e8cc02c9c22187/tumblr_n5lxunuiok1suu9juo4_500.jpg

Perhaps some wine tasting?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*stumbles in*

Just throw a shot of vodka in my face. Then a bloody mary.

*lays head on counter*

Sorry all my vodka went to soaking gummy bears and jello shots.

 

[smtst5]

So... you're going to tell us right?
If it was gruesome do you have pictures?!

All eye brows are in tact. Can't say the same for some of my body hair from the neck down.

 

[Farawyn]

All eye brows are in tact. Can't say the same for some of my body hair from the neck down.

Omg.
I drunk pluck my eyebrows.


At mom's. Sauv Blanc, Oyster Bay NZ.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

All eye brows are in tact. Can't say the same for some of my body hair from the neck down.

Well now we REALLY want pictures!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Omg.
I drunk pluck my eyebrows.


At mom's. Sauv Blanc, Oyster Bay NZ.

http://quotespics.com/wp-content/quote-images/i-love-you-mom.jpg

 

[Farawyn]

http://quotespics.com/wp-content/quote-images/i-love-you-mom.jpg

Bwah!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Pina Colada Sangria

2 - 750 ml bottles of moscato
20 oz can of crushed pineapple, juice and pineapple
1 1/2 cups coconut rum


Ohhhh yes

 

[Farawyn]

Pina Colada Sangria

2 - 750 ml bottles of moscato
20 oz can of crushed pineapple, juice and pineapple
1 1/2 cups coconut rum


Ohhhh yes

Nice knowing ya.

 

[Miles Long]

Might be time to crack open a beer.

 

[Farawyn]

Might be time to crack open a beer.

"It's Miller Time!"

 

[Tallcajun]

Sam Adams Cream Stout , tonight.