The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

sorry


http://i.imgur.com/hfSQH.jpg

this doesn't reflect tonight, but not an uncommon reason for me to avoid going to bed altogether.

"This damn internet."
-she says from her bed

 

[cookiecat]

I made some Garter Belts once with it. Good Stuff.

I think you'd better say more about that.....

Comment: "a rich and creamy delight"

http://www.ahadleigh-wine.com/cocktails-192/

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Ha!

I insist on browsing or gaming at my standing desk. If i can't stand, I'm frickin done.

She browses on her phone. In bed.

I'm sitting up and on my laptop. I just happen to be on my bed.

 

[cookiecat]

<snip>
Of course I remember how to describe my own fetishes. What kind of broken old logophile did you take me for.

This naturally leads into bragging about my 16th grade reading comprehension when I graduated high school.

Not so much to brag about now though. The loss by lack of exercise is just shameful. Staggering even.

I used to commonly brag that I've forgotten more about certain subjects that most people will ever learn... but ... that's both rubbing salt in my own wounds, and arrogant besides.

A circumlocutory one?

Actually, a logophile whose words I enjoy reading.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Cookie! In regards to bananas...

 

[cookiecat]

awww shucks. You're gonna make me blush.

And then knowing me; scare me off or something.

I don't know what you're talking about half the time so it might take a while to know you.

Did the crew get to bed? Must you feed them all in the morning?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Just let them sit out for a few minutes next time. They thaw quickly. 10 min or so and you are golden. I freeze then peel on all the time.

/ENDBLURT



Howdy, owls!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Right, well.
*rinses out glass and puts it away*
Looks like I don't have to be a deviant tonight so I'm going to try to sleep for like 5 hours or longer.

 

[cookiecat]

was gonna post in the word association thread and for some reason (probably you) all I could think of was

triskaidekaphilia!!

which of course is a movie reference

case in point....

 

[cookiecat]

Cookie! In regards to bananas...

Just let them sit out for a few minutes next time. They thaw quickly. 10 min or so and you are golden. I freeze then peel on all the time.

/ENDBLURT



Howdy, owls!

I finally figured that out last night! I did wait longer than 10 minutes the first time and just got banana goo. Which, I guess in a smoothie is ok. I just have an odd disdain for touching goo.

Thanks for thinking of me and my banana plight!

 

[cookiecat]

Right, well.
*rinses out glass and puts it away*
Looks like I don't have to be a deviant tonight so I'm going to try to sleep for like 5 hours or longer.

I was going to sleep, I swear. But the glitter got me going.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I finally figured that out last night! I did wait longer than 10 minutes the first time and just got banana goo. Which, I guess in a smoothie is ok. I just have an odd disdain for touching goo.

Thanks for thinking of me and my banana plight!

Well if you come across any good smoothie recipes, post them in the cooking thread. I can't ever find one I like, but I'm willing to try again...

And if you can add liquor to them, post them here

 

[cookiecat]

Well if you come across any good smoothie recipes, post them in the cooking thread. I can't ever find one I like, but I'm willing to try again...

And if you can add liquor to them, post them here

I will! I never go to the cooking thread because *whispers* I don't cook.

But I'll definitely pass on anything that works in the smoothie department.

A liquored up smoothie... mmm.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I will! I never go to the cooking thread because *whispers* I don't cook.

But I'll definitely pass on anything that works in the smoothie department.

A liquored up smoothie... mmm.

Kind of like a less guilty feeling ice cream drink

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*comes in and takes a couple shots*
Ouch.
Now I'm out.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I think you'd better say more about that.....

I suppose I should have, my mistake

Garter Belt
1 oz. Patrón XO Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. white crème de cacao
1 oz. heavy cream
Finely ground espresso and chocolate for garnish

Fill a glass with ice, mix Patrón XO, crème de cacao, and cream. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass ( chilled ). Top with espresso and chocolate.

 

[Miles Long]

It might be too hot to drink today.

 

[cascadiabound]

I suppose I should have, my mistake

Garter Belt
1 oz. Patrón XO Coffee Liqueur
1 oz. white crème de cacao
1 oz. heavy cream
Finely ground espresso and chocolate for garnish

Fill a glass with ice, mix Patrón XO, crème de cacao, and cream. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass ( chilled ). Top with espresso and chocolate.

That sounds delicious .

 

[rbijon]

Well if you come across any good smoothie recipes, post them in the cooking thread. I can't ever find one I like, but I'm willing to try again...

And if you can add liquor to them, post them here

Now you have me thinking, and you certainly know how dangerous that could get.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

That sounds delicious .

Good for warm evenings. I'll come back later and make you one

 

[cascadiabound]

Good for warm evenings. I'll come back later and make you one

I'll hold you to that.
Thanks sweetheart

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Good for warm evenings. I'll come back later and make you one

Make that two!
Wait, what am I thinking?
Better make that a pitcher

 

[rbijon]

Make that two!
Wait, what am I thinking?
Better make that a pitcher

Aye, make that two

 

[Farawyn]

Uuuuugh.

I grabbed my former nurse manager's boobs last night.
Both hands.
Both boobs.
In front of eveyone.

Teach her to try to be funniern me.

 

[rbijon]

Uuuuugh.

I grabbed my former nurse manager's boobs last night.
Both hands.
Both boobs.
In front of eveyone.

Teach her to try to be funniern me.

Too much rum?
Or too much fun?