The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[cookiecat]

Silly suburban kids

A banana daiquiri for you ( somebody else can peel the stupid banana ).

With an umbrella!

Stupid banana is right

 

[MyNameIsNO]

With an umbrella!

Stupid banana is right

Good lord
*peels the banana*

The key is to peel them and wrap them individually with plastic wrap before freezing.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Good lord
*peels the banana*

The key is to peel them and wrap them individually with plastic wrap before freezing.

And the purpose of freezing them is?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

And the purpose of freezing them is?

Hmm. Well, if they're on super sale you can save them if you buy a lot. Good for smoothies, "ice cream", banana bread. All sorts of things.
Plus she was trying to peel a frozen banana last night so I'm just dropping helpful hints.

 

[cookiecat]

Good lord
*peels the banana*

The key is to peel them and wrap them individually with plastic wrap before freezing.

YES! I KNOW THIS NOW! MY FIRST TIME FREEZING BANANAS WAS A BANANA FAIL!

 

[Tallcajun]

Crowd is thinning.
I'm hitting the sack.

Later, crew.

 

[cookiecat]

And the purpose of freezing them is?

I'm new to the smoothie game. Bananas were getting brown and thought if I froze 'em I could use them later. However, I DID NOT PEEL THEM FIRST.

 

[cookiecat]

Crowd is thinning.
I'm hitting the sack.

Later, crew.

g'night.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Crowd is thinning.
I'm hitting the sack.

Later, crew.

Goodnight Buddy

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Thanks drunken sore losers!
And you, for your winning skills apparently.

I suppose one could consider dealing off the bottom of the deck a skill

A Patrón Silver Martini for you.

 

[cascadiabound]

A round for the room!

Courtesy of the three drunken, sore losers sleeping in my living room

Hey

Welcome back
I'm offering to make the drinks.
Hubs says
I'm "little ms bartender"

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hmm. Well, if they're on super sale you can save them if you buy a lot. Good for smoothies, "ice cream", banana bread. All sorts of things.
Plus she was trying to peel a frozen banana last night so I'm just dropping helpful hints.

Mmmm, I love banana bread.

There's a hint.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I just got the 'battery critically low' message.

I'll take a silver martini and retire for the evening. Goodnight all.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I suppose one could consider dealing off the bottom of the deck a skill

A Patrón Silver Martini for you.

Ah thank you sir *curtseys*

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Mmmm, I love banana bread.

There's a hint.

*takes note for future reference*

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Hey

Welcome back
I'm offering to make the drinks.
Hubs says
I'm "little ms bartender"

Aw, well, let me buy you both drinks.

If I spend my ill begotten funds on others, karma can't be too pissed about it

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I used to make banana bread every now and then... I should do that again sometime...

I made gluten free banana bread one time. Guess how much of it I got to eat.

I have since discovered that bananas are a high histamine food... so it raises all my other sensitivities for about a day, apart from giving me the sneezing fits I had never quite connected to them.

Potatoes are also supposed to be a high histamine food, but only left over potatoes do that to me. Plain old baked potatoes (which i lived on for a while) give me a pretty hard crash that coffee can't save me from. You'd think i'd adapt and just eat potatoes for a late dinner or something.. but NOOOOO that would be smart and adaptive and stuff.

Apparently I'm having to recycle my big clever words tonight. Vocabulary atrophy sucks yall.

I thought we were off limits Staggy?

 

[cookiecat]

I suppose one could consider dealing off the bottom of the deck a skill

A Patrón Silver Martini for you.

Have you ever tried Patron xo? Yummm.

 

[cookiecat]

I used to make banana bread every now and then... I should do that again sometime...

I made gluten free banana bread one time. Guess how much of it I got to eat.

I have since discovered that bananas are a high histamine food... so it raises all my other sensitivities for about a day, apart from giving me the sneezing fits I had never quite connected to them.

Potatoes are also supposed to be a high histamine food, but only left over potatoes do that to me. Plain old baked potatoes (which i lived on for a while) give me a pretty hard crash that coffee can't save me from. You'd think i'd adapt and just eat potatoes for a late dinner or something.. but NOOOOO that would be smart and adaptive and stuff.

Apparently I'm having to recycle my big clever words tonight. Vocabulary atrophy sucks yall.

I don't know. You were in fine form last night with mastication...

 

[cascadiabound]

Aw, well, let me buy you both drinks.

If I spend my ill begotten funds on others, karma can't be too pissed about it

Yum.. perfect .
Gimme a G&T
Make it a double . Extra lime.
Sapphire please

 

[cascadiabound]

I don't know. You were in fine form last night with mastication...

Yes he was.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Have you ever tried Patron xo? Yummm.

I made some Garter Belts once with it. Good Stuff.

 

[cascadiabound]

I made some Garter Belts once with it. Good Stuff.

I think you'd better say more about that.....

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*peeks in*

I decided I needed sliced apples and caramel.
Anyone still around?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Well gee that's helpful.

*sits down anyways*