The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Yea... I was thinking of you today.


*starts an IV*

Is there coffee in that thing?

Kitty mutiny averted, I'm going back to bed!

 

[Farawyn]

So, kids...

did we all shoot our proverbial loads last night?

I'm having Pinot Grigio. Dry, crisp and yum.

I'm grabbing the remote and watching the Mets game.

 

[1sickbastard]

did we all shoot our proverbial loads last night?

I'm having Pinot Grigio. Dry, crisp and yum.

I'm grabbing the remote and watching the Mets game.

It's a whiskey and cola night for me. With any luck, I may get a bit tipsy.

 

[Farawyn]

It's a whiskey and cola night for me. With any luck, I may get a bit tipsy.

*Gives you Tylenol to wear down your liver, paving the way for whiskey*

 

[Tallcajun]

Tonight is Sierra Nevada stout.
Nice dark beer. Watching the Internship.

 

[Farawyn]

Just going down the Kendrick Lamar rabbit hole....

"i"

This song makes me so happy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aShfolR6w8&index=9&list=PLIen3IPVo_U276KKbLuFaszTsrv1TEbm3

 

[1sickbastard]

*Gives you Tylenol to wear down your liver, paving the way for whiskey*

Thank you, but no.

It's already scarred enough without Tylenol aggravating things. I'll opt for drinking more faster.

 

[Farawyn]

Tonight is Sierra Nevada stout.
Nice dark beer. Watching the Internship.

I like dark beer. Prefer wheat. Bloaty, though.

 

[Tallcajun]

Hmmmm.. Nice. (Lamar)

 

[Farawyn]

Hmmmm.. Nice. (Lamar)

I know. He's just amazing.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

did we all shoot our proverbial loads last night?

I'm having Pinot Grigio. Dry, crisp and yum.

I'm grabbing the remote and watching the Mets game.

Yes. I'm at a theme park. Drinking Knotts boysenberry punch and sprite. Because kids.

 

[Farawyn]

Ummm. Are you driving?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Ummm. Are you driving?

Walking down a busy street. I meant they're drinking out of the same cup.

 

[Farawyn]

I'm in my room.
Water now. Watching tv.
Looking desperately for Bourdain. Pre child Bourdain.
Good lord, do I have to Settle for Guy Fieri???

*turns tv offf.*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Guy Fieri always talks like he is narrating something super exciting, instead of his own show

 

[Farawyn]

Guy Fieri always talks like he is narrating something super exciting, instead of his own show

Exactly.

 

[Farawyn]

For that moment when you realize that it's better to pack it in, get up at 0600, and bang out my paperwork then; Helloooooooo Sam Adams Boston.

 

[Tallcajun]

I love the Sam Adams line of beers. Never dissapointed.

Tonight is gin and tonic.
Guess I should eat something, though

 

[Farawyn]

I love the Sam Adams line of beers. Never dissapointed.

Tonight is gin and tonic.
Guess I should eat something, though

I can offer you a...Poptart?

 

[Tallcajun]

Mmmmmm
I can't tell you the last time ate on of those.
For a while, I was hooked on Toaster Strudel.

 

[jezzilee]

I'm not drunk...yet.

 

[Farawyn]

I'm not drunk...yet.

Well, why the hell not???

 

[rbijon]

Well, why the hell not???

Let's belly up to the Bar

 

[Farawyn]

Let's belly up to the Bar

Heeeeeeyyyy!!!

I never got my postcard.

 

[rbijon]

Heeeeeeyyyy!!!

I never got my postcard.

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