The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I suspect instead that in this case the pyl is carrying the implements of torture for the PYL: crop, belt.

Ahh.. a mule

 

[cascadiabound]

Drinking pear cider... Celebrating policy well written and good marks from the health department regulators.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Drinking pear cider... Celebrating policy well written and good marks from the health department regulators.

Hooray! Cheers!

 

[rbijon]

Drinking pear cider... Celebrating policy well written and good marks from the health department regulators.

Hooray! Cheers!

I'll raise a flaggon to that!

 

[cascadiabound]

Hooray! Cheers!

I'll raise a flaggon to that!

Thanks! :heart
I am soooo brain dead tonight....

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Thanks! :heart
I am soooo brain dead tonight....

Well you picked the perfect thread for it

 

[cascadiabound]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/d60603961fbd42325f05ef08e361df61/tumblr_nnjdirCqCB1u1mmd7o1_500.jpg

(or cat, for that matter)

 

[Blue]

*snip*
(or cat, for that matter)

If Yahweh wanted me to be a social drinker he would have given me friends.

 

[LallyH]

If Yahweh wanted me to be a social drinker he would have given me friends.

But friends nick your booze when you're not looking..

 

[Blue]

But friends nick your booze when you're not looking..

Doubled edged sword. The more booze I miss drinking the more of my problems I'm going to be aware of.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I'm going to be a frequent contributor here tonight.
I'm just saying "fuck it", and getting my piss on.

 

[Blue]

I'm going to be a frequent contributor here tonight.
I'm just saying "fuck it", and getting my piss on.

Tell us your deepest and darkest secrets.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Tell us your deepest and darkest secrets.

I've watched Sex And The City so often, not only can I crib one liners, but I can almost always recite dialogue line by line.

 

[Blue]

I've watched Sex And The City so often, not only can I crib one liners, but I can almost always recite dialogue line by line.

I bet you liked the second movie too.
You disgust me.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I bet you liked the second movie too.
You disgust me.

If I don't disgust myself most days, I'm just not trying hard enough.

But no, I didn't care for the 2nd movie. I still watched it though

 

[Porkwarrior]

When I start arguing with my elderly Alzheimer's laden mother, about religion, politics & sexuality....we end up with a lesbian in elected office who picks a pedophile to distribute child porn to primary schools.

And Broccilitarism.

HAIL TIRADE!

 

[Porkwarrior]

Okay I was tempted to post, so I'm back here.

BTW I've never had a blowjob in a canoe, I'm looking forward to crossing that off my bucket list

 

[AbsintheFather]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/a179344c6d154b72428e734c866297f4/tumblr_o6gfdqd0D51u77nvxo1_500.jpg

 

[AbsintheFather]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81b4xDCkA1rueedvo1_500.png

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Dammit! I get busy for a few days and miss all the fun

 

[Porkwarrior]

Dammit! I get busy for a few days and miss all the fun

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y477/porkwarrior1/loveatfirstsightjm6_zpsfd1c38d5.jpg

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y477/porkwarrior1/loveatfirstsightjm6_zpsfd1c38d5.jpg

Haha!
And there's a girl who doesn't have to spend a dime on alcohol

 

[Porkwarrior]

Haha!
And there's a girl who doesn't have to spend a dime on alcohol

I'd buy her a brew and not be afraid of being accused of a "microaggression".

 

[Porkwarrior]

Thinking about my first cocktail of the day.

G'N'T or Dark & Stormy?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'd buy her a brew and not be afraid of being accused of a "microaggression".

I'm not quite sure if that is a beer joke, or a cock joke