The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Pour me a bracer of that !

Ok!
Only $10 per bracer

 

[rbijon]

Ok!
Only $10 per bracer

What kind's cheat joint is this?
.....leave the bottle!

 

[1sickbastard]

Buddy, I'm on my way.

 

[midwestyankee]

It's really hard to find the bottom of a box of wine.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Just look up through the glass table, there is the bottom of the box of wine

 

[midwestyankee]

Just look up through the glass table, there is the bottom of the box of wine

Glass tables are so 1970s.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Glass tables are so 1970s.

And boxed wine is...?
Oh. 80's
My bad

 

[midwestyankee]

And boxed wine is...?
Oh. 80's
My bad

Good enough for the very young adults in the family. And a solid go-to when the primo bottle is empty.

 

[Endless_Night]

Glass tables are so 1970s.

Hey! I have a glass table. And it's new!

And for the record, I wouldn't touch boxed wine.

 

[midwestyankee]

Hey! I have a glass table. And it's new!

And for the record, I wouldn't touch boxed wine.

New table, old design.

You might be surprised. I once held box wine in deep contempt but I've found a couple that are quite drinkable, though it's fair to say that the whites (Big House White, Bota Box Pinot Grigio) are generally better than the reds.

 

[Endless_Night]

New table, old design.

You might be surprised. I once held box wine in deep contempt but I've found a couple that are quite drinkable, though it's fair to say that the whites (Big House White, Bota Box Pinot Grigio) are generally better than the reds.

And why is that? Whites are usually so yucky I can't imagine them being improved by a box.

 

[midwestyankee]

And why is that? Whites are usually so yucky I can't imagine them being improved by a box.

Have you had your taste buds checked for malfunction lately?

 

[Endless_Night]

Have you had your taste buds checked for malfunction lately?

Nope! But they are amazingly healthy. *nods vigorously*

Tonight I'm drinking....Kir!

Surprise!

 

[cascadiabound]

TGIF...had to work today.
Finally home and just finishing a Lovely glass of Irish Death Ale.
Got a small happy buzz going.

 

[Kitschshaman]

mainly recovered from trypophan overload ... now will try a little rye ....

 

[midwestyankee]

My holiday av should live in this thread.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

My holiday av should live in this thread.

I imagine it will be in here quite often

 

[midwestyankee]

I wonder if E_N will scold me and scoff at me again when I pretend that I'm drinking box wine again tonight.

 

[Endless_Night]

I wonder if E_N will scold me and scoff at me again when I pretend that I'm drinking box wine again tonight.

Dang! I missed an opportunity!

Hmmmm. Pretending. Really?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I don't believe him, either!
And now you have been quoting, so drink!!

 

[midwestyankee]

Dang! I missed an opportunity!

Hmmmm. Pretending. Really?

I don't believe him, either!
And now you have been quoting, so drink!!

I'm a certified International Man of Mystery. What makes you think I would reveal the truth here?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I have a hankering for I don't know what.
Bailey's in hot chocolate, maybe.

 

[pensivepoet]

The temptation is so strong to get piss drunk tonight, but I think I'll fight it.
I'm at the hungry hunter somewhere 100 miles n of laredo and it's been a total shit day.
Guess I'll flip a coin

 

[midwestyankee]

The temptation is so strong to get piss drunk tonight, but I think I'll fight it.
I'm at the hungry hunter somewhere 100 miles n of laredo and it's been a total shit day.
Guess I'll flip a coin

There's anything 100 miles north of Laredo? I think that alone is worth celebrating. Have a drink!