The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I won't talk about my Alts
Except after 5PM.
Rather like drinking

Fun is the only requisite, Sickie!!

 

[cascadiabound]

Of course there are sub sections to sub sections.
what good would the rules (or the lack thereof) be without sub sections and additional appendages attached and referred to in the following sub sections below?

 

[1sickbastard]

I won't talk about my Alts
Except after 5PM.
Rather like drinking

Fun is the only requisite, Sickie!!

Can't spell dysfunctional without fun, so I'm in.

 

[midwestyankee]

What's wrong with ambiguity between consenting adults?

 

[Endless_Night]

I know. (Collar)

I bet I can out pout you, too. (Gypsy)

 

[ViciousTease]

*whispers*

We aren't on the playground anymore ...

 

[Endless_Night]

Ambiguity between adults sounds kinda...dirty.

 

[Endless_Night]

Shocking, huh? (VT)

 

[pensivepoet]

Yes, but we do need at least one person/alt drunk at all times to keep the thread legit and so we have someone to kick into the gutter.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

So old dogs can learn new tricks!

 

[ViciousTease]

You calling me an old dog? Or a new trick?!

 

[midwestyankee]

So old dogs can learn new tricks!

Trolled hogs earn new dicks? I don't get it.

 

[ViciousTease]

Oh, oh oh! Sickie quoted!!! Does that mean he gets a spanking?

(that's the only rule I know)

 

[pensivepoet]

I wish all you alts would stop pretending you're not my alts.
This is how Terminator got started.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am...getting confused.



Must dash, see you later. Like around 8:45!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Yes! He does!
Spank yourself with a beer first chance you get, Sickie

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, oh! I totally want to see Collar give Sickie a spanking!

Or try to, anyway.

 

[midwestyankee]

She was selling absolutions earlier. Maybe she'll start selling tickets now.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What?! I'm not spanking Sickie.
Unless he wants me to

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I like the way you think, MWY!

Tickets! Get your tickets here for the Troll Dick Extravaganza!

 

[pensivepoet]

According to the revised addendum in sub section 48B, you can only spank my monkey.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Your poor monkey gets so many spankings I feel it needs a butt sling

 

[pensivepoet]

Ok, everyone went back to the playground.
I'll head to the GB where things make sense

 

[1sickbastard]

What?! I'm not spanking Sickie.
Unless he wants me to

I'm more of a spanker than a spankee. (pun intended)

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I thought you weren't allowed over there any more?